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Justinas Keturka

HISTORICAL FACTS: 78 funny oddly specific roasts that feel way too personal - The Untold Story

Gone are the days of "Yo mama" jokes... People are not only thinking outside the box when it comes to insults but they're burning the box altogether. Creativity, sass and sharp wit are the name of the game. Nowadays, the roast is served, and with some very specific, spicy ingredients.

Amateur comedians have been heating up the internet with their oddly on-point burns. Imagine "the child of Ellen DeGeneres and Elon Musk dressed like Johnny Cash," "the bartender from Shrek," or someone who looks like they're "cosplaying every single Scooby Doo character simultaneously."

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most unique, hilarious and bizarrely accurate insults from around the internet. Many take personal attacks to a whole new level, and might even have yo mama in stitches.

#1 Cursed Lane Bryant

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#2 How Do You Misspell "A" Tho?

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#3 Zoinks

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Insulting others has become one of society's new favorite sports. We laugh at ordinary people being put down, and pay good money to see celebrities being roasted. It's all in the name of fun. Or at least, it's supposed to be.

Jeff Ross is one of the world's top insult comedians, or roasters. “You really are the ugliest man in America," he once fired at hip-hop icon and reality star Flavor Flav. "I mean, how do you roast charcoal?”

“Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you’d break the f*n’ transporter,” he said to William Shatner.

According to Ross, who is known as the Roastmaster General, we only roast the ones we love...

#4 Oof

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#5 Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

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#6 Poor Joe Rogan

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The comedian says he grew up in New Jersey and was "kind of a scrawny kid." Working in his father's catering hall kitchen taught him to literally dish it out and take it. Ross believes that everyone needs a thick skin in order to survive.

"Life is tough. I've been on my own, you know - my parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy," he told WYSO radio. "You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity."

For Ross, roasting is never about hurting feelings, but rather, making people laugh. And wanting everyone to leave in a good mood.

#7 Seriously Tho Christmas Cake And Cheese Yes/No?

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#8 Musk Insults Are Always Funny

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#9 Eerily Accurate

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#10 Everything Is Accurate Here LOL

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#11 Segregation-Themed Amusement Park

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#12

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#13 Content Baby

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#14 Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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#15 I Could Find 50 Men More Handsome In A Pub In A Waterford Village. Did All The Handsome Men Renounce Their Citizenship To Act In America?

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#16 LOL

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#17 I Can't Unseen This

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#18 Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

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#19 Cursed_cowell Suit

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#20 Not So Textbook Insult

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#21 There Is A Very High Chance 2020 Justin Bieber Is One Of Roger's Many Personas

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#22 Time For A Career Change

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#23 I Can See It

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#24 Why Does Bro Have A Shoe On His Head

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#25 Comcast Needs To Get It Together Tbh

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#26 10/10 For The Burn

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#27 The Meme Guy Got It Right

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#28 Lmao

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#29 Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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#30 LOL

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#31 Where Is The Lie

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#32 A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult

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#33 Throwback To The Best Insult I’ve Ever Seen

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#34

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#35 Thanks Obama

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#36 Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

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#37 Found On R/Rareinsults

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#38 Jeff

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#39 Grandma I Trusted You

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#40 When Genetics Forget To Cooperate

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#41 Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

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#42 R

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#43 Blowing Air Out Of Your Nose Instead Of Laughing

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#44 Karen Tries To Force Someone To Speak Engllish

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#45 Holding Up The Past

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#46 Not So Rare Insult?

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#47 Egg

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#48 D J Khalid

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#49 Glup Shitto Resents That Remark

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#50 I Can’t Unsee This

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#51 Long Holster

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#52 LOL Love Brittany Broski

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#53 Found On R/Roastme

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#54 Like Morbius, I Can't Prove This Wrong

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#55 I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

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#56 They Would Whistle

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#57 I'm In Awe Of This Insult

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#58 "You Look Like You Snuck On Earth"

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#59 Truth Or Dare

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#60 On Katy Perry's Recent Tour Choreography

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#61

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#62 Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, LOL

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#63 LOL

#64 I Wonder How Reputable This Quote Is

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#65 An Uncommonly Specific Dig

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#66 The Shade Of It All

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#67

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#68

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#69

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#70

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#71 Found This Myself

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#72 LOL

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#74

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#75

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#76

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#77 Stumbled Upon This

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#78

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