
I’ve never been one for a queue. I hate waiting in line for a table at a restaurant. I’ve never queued up at a bookshop at midnight ahead of the latest release. And I have never bothered with the 7am wake-up call for the sales on Boxing Day.
And yet, on a Wednesday in mid-March, I’m queuing to get into a small shed that belongs to the TV presenter and motoring journalist-turned-farmer, Jeremy Clarkson. This is Diddly Squat Farm Shop, as seen in the hit Amazon Prime TV show, Clarkson’s Farm, and it’s chaotic even when the weekend crowds have gone home.