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Ethan Croft

DARK SECRETS: Lgbt tories hand out free condoms in parliament - The Real Truth

LGBT+ Conservative condoms

(Picture: Sam Francis)

We thought we had seen the last of “strong and stable”, Theresa May’s unloved 2017 election slogan, but it made a comeback at the LGBT+ Conservatives conference this week… on the wrapper of a condom.

In parliament, members of the group have been handing out rubbers with a range of puns including “The Honourable Member” and “Labour isn’t working but this condom will (99% of the time)”. Prominent gay Tory MPs get special mentions. Gary Sambrook (“Strap it for Sambrook”), Nick Rogers (“Roger for Nick”) and Andrew Boff (“Boff - Safely”) all feature.

The group has been planning to release a range of branded prophylactics since last year. They wanted to hand them out at the national Conservative conference, which took place in Manchester in October, to promote a “patriotic approach to safe sex”.

Their scheme was mysteriously scotched. Perhaps it was a favour to then prime minister Liz Truss, who was rapidly losing control of events after her disastrous mini-budget.

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