EVERYONE. It’s the last episode. I’m not one to self-congratulate (jokes, I love it) but I need a fucking medal for recapping an entire 36 episodes of this MAFS shit.
We’re reflecting on the MAFS
Joshoopsie i did a poopsieOllieTahneemade for each other IMOLyndallNicole Kidman* seal noises *DanSandyMAFSMel Schillingnot angry, just disappointedMAFSI will tell the lie, the whole lie, and nothing but the lieMAFSJohn AikenFMLHugoMAFSi was trying to make people forget that I called Tayla a C U Next TuesdayGULPdo you intimidate the ocean with those eyesyou’ve been spending too much time with that stripperyou’re full of shit u little shitI DO NOT RECALLMelindaLayton.fuck that’s the understatement of the centuryewMAFSu deserved it u little shitHarrison LyndallCamAlexa, play ‘Open Your Eyes’ by Snow PatrolMAFSTaylahe never DickTimed ME!I am Alyssa’s childI AM BRIGHT AND BUBBLY AND BIG THOMAFSMAFSa bit of decorum babeand for the mental image!ur dick belongs in ur pants, soneek, must’ve been a shit dickCHRIST ALMIGHTYFUUUARRRRRKI WHIP MY HAIR BACK N’ FORTHI WHIP MY HAIR BACK N’ FORTHI WHIP MY HAIR BACK N’ FORTHRupert[audible swipe]good luck sis he works out remoteAlessandra Rampollasorry kweenwas it for the followers bebbig ol’ me? Stop it!AlyssaDuncanjoy to the world, the relationship’s dead!WE MEET AGAINstopdid u find that on googleforgivenjust wait until after i find my person, that would be great, thnxClairesomething’s wrong with your hem dollJesseyou’re welcome!!!here we go againour sweet Jesseshe’s a norti girl with a bad habit, bad habit for gaslightingJanellei award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souldid we just become best friends? NO!MAFSwot ze fuckMAFSInstagramTikTok
