This MAFS dinner party is going to be lit, I can feel it.
Melinda
Laytondid u close the door thoEvelynRupertone MILLION dollarsAustin Powersnot groovy babyIt is necessary for me to dress like urine? No. But I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like my tasteAlyssaI HAVE A CHILDI HAVE A CHILDEvelynashes to ashesPrince EricP.S. I have a childOllieTahneetwo in the pink!hit what? hit THAThoney noHarrisonAROOGAqueenI brought my Zyrtec just in caseLyndallCamMAFSthe fish kissed me butoh u likefook offfook offand dessertfook offwot is happeningand i’m reaping all the benefitsvedveddeceased-edlike follow and subscribe!MAFSlove doesn’t stink, yeah yeaheat a dick boof brainsamechrist on a bikeyou literally told me I WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND even if I tried toi can mumble audibly nowhahah a six at best, surelybut the urine dress is beautiful i dont get itMAFSu hit that, rememberpartsI will choose to spend time with you when it’s convenient and fitting, TYthank u queenshegoose shit actuallythis is my hurt faceWAAAAAAHc’mon bruhshow us ya true colours matethis was unexpected!!except the door-closing box, right?Love yaThe O.C. fairFMLHappy hump day my ass
He regrets he didn’t clean his act up before entering MAFS.
He thinks he’s gotten to know the real Bronte.
His favourite thing about her is her spontaneity.
His least favourite thing about her is her willingness to talk negatively about her partner to other people.
He thinks she could’ve been a better partner by crossing his previously stated boundaries.
fuck ufuck uKirraKirra 4 lifeya did!i said she had a head and i have a dick, not the same(You Drive Me) Crazyyou’re fuckedrespectfully, i hate udonecouldn’t care less actuallyChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.
