Welcome back to another MAFS recap where the MAFS 2023 cast
MAFSDuncanAlyssamusic or Prince Eric in an apron, one of the twoMelissaJoshnot really but go off, ThorShannonMiriam Wobster told me that oneCaitlinbeats yet another TikTok scroll for parasocial companionshipClaireJesserocks, coolBronteHarrisonthe date with him and his photo framehis (clearly wrong) definition of gaslightingI had so much fun with the fleshlight task babyu want dis don’t uI don’t like jackhammersloves it!!!!!!MelindaLaytonles boneur tacky and I hate uI am not jealous, not at allI think he may have found the clit
Naturally beautiful
Party-starter
Instigator
Cool things happen because of her
Kind person
Honest person
Good communicator
Courageous, curious and fun
Infectious
I have decided that u are actually the best and I was wrong all these (two) weeksonemyselfI hath turned my licks into turn-ons, successloveI love a projectyeah! take ur tops off!oh Ariel, I love your new feetit only counts if u saw a nipple!effortConsciousdamien, u up?I can’t wait to tell SebastianMAFSdarling it’s better, down where it’s wetterJanelle and the pussycatstriggered in more ways than oneTahneeOllieI do not objectanalwill I regret this gazesoz sheilai’m fuckedShannon’s evolving face over the last weekcry me a river fuckfaceMAFSur emotional intelligence matches ur emotional availabilityi’ll blow u alright and i’ll bite it off in the process u cuntyes! that’s it! My vocabulary helped me explain something!#FreeCaitlinMAFSIT IS NOT YOUR FAULT BBWE LOVE Uu know wot, fuk that, he says words like “pressureful” and i can do betterwhere the fuck did they find this dudewot does degrading meanChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer who will be suffering through the pain of MAFS 2023 with you. You can follow her here.
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