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DARK SECRETS: Picking a best xi of soccer players whose names are foods | Rare Historical Photos

Here at Sports Illustrated, we’re usually focused on the sharp end of soccer coverage—whether that’s in-depth match previews and analysis, transfer news, long-form features, interviews or everything in between.

Sometimes, though—just sometimes—it’s fun to do something a little silly.

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