THE ART OBSESSIVE
Sorry, how many times did you visit Frieze this year? Ruinart Rosé Second Skin by David Shrigley, £76, at clos19.com
THE POWER-PLAYER
Wholly chic, loves a long lunch and is still complaining about the smoking ban. Bollinger RD 2007, £180, at frazierswine.co.uk
THE GASTRONOME
For the one who listens to Mozart in a Loro Piana twin set. Krug x Devialet Grande Cuvée 170ème, with headphones, £485, at selfridges.com
THE BON VIVANT
Bus! Club! Another club! Plane! Next place! No sleep! Sound familiar? Dom Pérignon x Lady Gaga Rosé 2008 Limited Edition, £380, at harrods.com
THE PARTY STARTER
You’re sporting sequins from now until Christmas — deal with it. Moët & Chandon Impérial Brut jeroboam, £320, at clos19.com
THE TRADITIONALIST
For those who know afternoon tea at The Savoy is not a hobby but a lifestyle. Laurent-Perrier Rosé, Bamboo Robe Edition, £73.99, at drinkssupermarket.com
THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST
Your glass is always more than half full… with sunny Veuve, obviously. Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut Ice Box, £53, at clos19.com
THE DAY DRINKER
You’ll drag them to the polo and they will enjoy it. No, really, they will. Lanson Le Blanc de Blancs Brut, £69.99, at majestic.co.uk
TOP SHELF
Every food-lover’s favourite magazine (besides ‘ES’, duh), ‘The Gourmand’ has begun a series of books dedicated to singular foods, featuring essays, recipes and always beautiful imagery. Scramble to get your mitts on the first, centred on the humble egg. £40 (Taschen)
