REVEALED: Best insults | Vintage Vibes

Since we were little, we all knew that insulting someone or calling names was a big no-no. However, life is full of big no-nos, and to counteract some of them, you have to use them for your own good. And an insult is probably one of the most used of the forbidden in the life of an adult.

However, we are not talking here about calling someone a beaner, bronco buster, or something by far nastier - the insults in our list will make the receiver shiver from your intelligence, quiver at their own incompetence, and feel the undeniable superiority of your wit. Yes, here they are, the best insults ever recorded on the internet, delivered fresh & hot right to your screen. 

Knowing fully well that by spreading nasty, you only get nasty back, we’ve figured out that calling someone to get back to Earth requires certain finesse and flair; thus, calling someone a phallus head does not make it into our list.

Instead, these comebacks are as subtle as Claude Debussy’s Clair de Lune, as camouflaged as the workings of Sherlock Holmes, and as bright as Albert Einstein himself. Oh, also, as beautifully versed as the sonnets of Mr. William! So, we bet that out of these original insults, you’ll definitely find one to put in your pocket and air out when needed.

Well, are you ready to check out our list of the best insults ever? If so, clear up a few RAMs' worth of space in your coconut for memorization and skip to the comebacks just a bit further down. Once you are there, vote for the funniest insults and share this article with anyone in need.