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MelodyHope666

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MelodyHope666 • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

50 Times People Spotted Such Creative Solutions At Their Hotels, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

You know, Banging-on-the-bathroom-floor, The Horizontal Tango, Jiggy Jiggy, Getting One's Leg Over, Giving The Dog A Bone, Playing Hide The Sausage, Gland-to-Gland Combat, Nookie, Hanky Panky, Making Whoopee, How's Your Father, Roll In The Hay!

50 Times People Spotted Such Creative Solutions At Their Hotels, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The answer to "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

50 Times People Spotted Such Creative Solutions At Their Hotels, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The answer to "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

pillarofmyth reply

I don’t take care of my hygiene as much as I should. Especially when it comes to showering and brushing my teeth. It’s not that I don’t care, but depression makes it hard as hell sometimes.

CorgiDaddy42 reply

I’m a 38 year old man who sleeps with stuffed animals.

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MelodyHope666 • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

There is a 9th grader at my school right now that's pregers

MelodyHope666 • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

Person Asked “Show Me The Worst Character Designs You’ve Ever Seen”, And Here Are 39 Of Them

I don’t think it’s that bad of a design. It’s just unrealistic cuz it’s a cartoony style, and they look pretty funny

Kindergarteners From Leo

Person Asked “Show Me The Worst Character Designs You’ve Ever Seen”, And Here Are 39 Of Them

I don’t think it’s that bad of a design. It’s just unrealistic cuz it’s a cartoony style, and they look pretty funny

Kindergarteners From Leo

Curiosities

Conjoined Twins Brittany and Abby Fire Back At Negative Comments On Abby’s Marriage To Josh

Clever-Science-Memes

50 Valentine's Day Design Fails That Are So Bad, It's Hard To Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

happy Pride everyone edit: stop downvoting me im gay

This IG Account Is For "Cursed Pics Only" And Here Are 40 Of The Most Baffling Ones

Snow golem. Nice! (Minecrafters will know.)

38 Times Dogs Deserved Only The Best Dog Houses And People Accepted The Challenge

There is this one girl on tiktok who has a whole house in her backyard for her dogs, she puts them to bed and wakes them up

Ohio Mom Arrested For Pretending Her Daughter Had Leukemia In Six-Year Scam

Reminds me of the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story. Both were inflicted with insufferable abuse that will forever damage their lives. Another parallel is the Maddie Russo case; despite her actions, she got let off with a slap of the wrist that included three years of probation and paying back 33K to the victims she scammed.

Ohio Mom Arrested For Pretending Her Daughter Had Leukemia In Six-Year Scam

How the f**k is she not getting charged with child abuse?

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“Settle Down, Handsome Squidward”: 40 People Reveal What Beauty Standards They Find Unattractive

Wow, the majority of this list is people just ripping on things that aren't for them that aren't hurting anyone.

Funny-Warning-Signs

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Lol it's a p#ss take because we can't see our own feet once we get that big

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

I think it is supposed to be a pacifier

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Looks like the Ring Pops we bought in the nineties.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Sad state of the world that these are necessary 😔

45 Times Old People Used The Internet And Provided Us With Comedy Gold

how the actual f**k did this guy upload 1 and a half million photos of himself??!

Someone Wanted To Know The Old Wives Tales That Are Still Believed Today And Got 30 Examples

The idea was that you'd get a cramp and drown if you did

"What’s A Secret That Could Tear Your Entire Family Apart?" (32 Answers)

The OP went on to say: There has always been a divide between me and him. We r two different of people to even be friends. It’s never been a loving relationship.

"What’s A Secret That Could Tear Your Entire Family Apart?" (32 Answers)

I don't think the OP has the results back yet, but I went to Reddit and they said this: I’m secretly hoping he’s not my dad. But I also won’t confront my mom until after he dies if that’s the case.

The-Ginger-Lily reply

Period products.

veggie_saurus_rex:

I've always thought this, glad there has been a call out! Blood and mucus are not easily absorbed like "mysterious blue liquid".

elfowlcat:

Stupid sticky wings that leave all the sticky on the outside of the underwear!

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously Dumb, It Had To Be Shared Further (New Pics)

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

Really-Dumb-Funny-Tweets

30 Facts About European Countries Shown In The Form Of Maps

How I sneeze: AHHHSHIT

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

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MelodyHope666 • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

38 Times Dogs Deserved Only The Best Dog Houses And People Accepted The Challenge

There is this one girl on tiktok who has a whole house in her backyard for her dogs, she puts them to bed and wakes them up

Ohio Mom Arrested For Pretending Her Daughter Had Leukemia In Six-Year Scam

It's literally almost the same thing

38 Times Dogs Deserved Only The Best Dog Houses And People Accepted The Challenge

There is this one girl on tiktok who has a whole house in her backyard for her dogs, she puts them to bed and wakes them up

Ohio Mom Arrested For Pretending Her Daughter Had Leukemia In Six-Year Scam

It's literally almost the same thing

“Settle Down, Handsome Squidward”: 40 People Reveal What Beauty Standards They Find Unattractive

Ya, some of them aren't to bad in my opinion, (I think nails are fine for example)

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

I think it is supposed to be a pacifier

30 Facts About European Countries Shown In The Form Of Maps

Whoa it's not censored

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MelodyHope666 • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Favorite Pride Month Meme (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your "I'm Gay, For Sure" Moment? (Closed)

MelodyHope666 • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your "I'm Gay, For Sure" Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Favorite Pride Month Meme (Closed)

MelodyHope666 • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Makes Your Country Stand Out From The Others? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Biggest Pet Peeve As An Lgbtq+ Member? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Thing Annoys You The Most About Having Mental Illness? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Turn Back Time To Any Moment Of Your Life To Stop Something, What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best Parenting Advice, Tips, And Tricks, Or Life Hacks

Hey Pandas, What Controversial Food Opinions Do You Have?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Childhood Secret? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Figure Out Your Sexuality? (Closed)

MelodyHope666 • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

There is a 9th grader at my school right now that's pregers

MelodyHope666 • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

38 Times Dogs Deserved Only The Best Dog Houses And People Accepted The Challenge

There is this one girl on tiktok who has a whole house in her backyard for her dogs, she puts them to bed and wakes them up

Ohio Mom Arrested For Pretending Her Daughter Had Leukemia In Six-Year Scam

It's literally almost the same thing

“Settle Down, Handsome Squidward”: 40 People Reveal What Beauty Standards They Find Unattractive

Ya, some of them aren't to bad in my opinion, (I think nails are fine for example)

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

I think it is supposed to be a pacifier

30 Facts About European Countries Shown In The Form Of Maps

Whoa it's not censored

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

Omg that is so smart! Love the idea

25 Times People Realized That They Were The Only Ones Buying A Product

Probably in sports year long

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

No? It's a duck not a dog dumbo

“What Working On The Same Spot For 41 Years Does To The Floor”: 50 Pics Of Worn-Down Things (New Pics)

From the Reddit post: " The back of the card (which I have chosen not to show, as it has private information on it) entitles the cardholder to any regular coffee or fountain drink of their choice with the purchase of any “Breakfast or Dinner entree” It looks like it was signed by a store owner at one time to an employee, but it says that it works at any McDonalds."

“I’ve Cremated All My Relatives Against Their Wishes”: 40 Dark Secrets People Are Keeping

I mean it's not like you choose who you fall in love with, it just happens and they happened to be cousins 🤷

‘Retrogeist’: 50 Posts About The ’80s And ’90s That Show How Much The World Has Changed Since

My brain said MASH as well and now I will have the theme song stuck in my head the rest of the night

50 Relatable Gaming Memes To Make You Laugh

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Incase no one gets it pain is french for bread

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

That's crazy

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

LMAOOOOO 😂😂

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

Aww that's so sweet

50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

I would live for a very long time

50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

I do it the 28 but some others do it the 1 depends on what you want

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Brighten Your Mood And Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Girl these comments r making me cry, read the all RIGHT NOW

MelodyHope666 • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago