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BingoMark • upvoted an item 1 year ago

24 Genuine Fred Masterpieces That Nail The Art Of Making Mundane Things Hilarious

but it looks like a b*tch to clean

BingoMark • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago

30 Kids That Were Way Too Young To Understand What Was Going On, But Commented Anyway

My brain, every time I make someone laugh.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

More teaching opportunities!! Grade 1 can understand this even before they have learned any other measuring systems!

30 Kids That Were Way Too Young To Understand What Was Going On, But Commented Anyway

My brain, every time I make someone laugh.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

More teaching opportunities!! Grade 1 can understand this even before they have learned any other measuring systems!

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

This made me lol, I’ll stick to the pork chops thanks.

People Are Roasting Elon Musk Over His “Woke” Oscars Comment, And It’s Hilarious

Cut it out Octavio, BP ss not your personal little Idaho, Andrea isn't required to meet your personal preferences. The Oscars are smack bang in the middle of all things creative and artistic culturally, it would be shocking if at least some members were not interested in the nuances of thought that litter this area of the creative arts.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

As an American, this picture had no signs of the metric nor American Metric system being used. Where is the "That is the size of 30 LeBron James"?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

At least say one scoop. 💀

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

3,000 cm?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

"How tall are you?" "3 guinea pigs, 2 ferrets tall" "oh sorry, i like people who are above 3 guniea pigs, 2 ferrets and one hamster tall"

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

I'm not really sure what you're trying to achieve but 0°C is cold enough to be dangerous and 100°C is hot enough to be dangerous as well.

1 Pork Chop

Funny

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

Am I the only one who is reminded of the 'It is Wednesday, my dudes... AGGGGHHHHUUUEEEHHHH" guy from this?

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

🔨 🪚 🪓

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

If young children found out about edible glitter.......

Hey Pandas, Participate In An Autotext Challenge: I Hate It When You... (Closed)

They were banished from the demon realm for a reason.

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BingoMark • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

😂

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

Perfect example of Americans not using the weather. I do not care if you are American or not. I'm saying this as an American.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

😂

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

Perfect example of Americans not using the weather. I do not care if you are American or not. I'm saying this as an American.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

As an American, this picture had no signs of the metric nor American Metric system being used. Where is the "That is the size of 30 LeBron James"?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

At least say one scoop. 💀

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

3,000 cm?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

They really said: 🧍🦅🧍

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BingoMark • commented on 6 posts 3 years ago

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BingoMark • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

And then even when the orders stopped coming humans just kept on killing each other....guess we developed a taste for it. Does that mean we take after Sky Daddy?

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Vegan protein then LOL

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

And then even when the orders stopped coming humans just kept on killing each other....guess we developed a taste for it. Does that mean we take after Sky Daddy?

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Vegan protein then LOL

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Even then as long as you're not murdering people or stealing corpses what's the harm? Other than the potential for Kuru and similar diseases anyway.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Let's just let people eat whatever without judging them. (Cannibalism being the exception)

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

She should have eaten a banana. It would have been more fun.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

At the same time though, the only thing you keep saying is that you hate your life right now. Just like Satan said, "Suicide is not an answer. You gotta outlive your enemies".

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

yeah she had two boys. after this things got weird

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Always remember that God killed more people than Satan did. By a LOT.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Lmao. Better stick to protein, Vegans.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

RIGHT \

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

I put the "fun" in "funeral" (taken accidentally by Capybara by four minutes) New one: I put the "nation" in "extermination".

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

And the fun in funeral

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BingoMark • submitted 5 new posts 3 years ago

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BingoMark • submitted 15 new posts 4 years ago

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BingoMark • submitted 11 list additions 3 years ago

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BingoMark • submitted 9 list additions 4 years ago

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BingoMark • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

😂

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

Perfect example of Americans not using the weather. I do not care if you are American or not. I'm saying this as an American.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

As an American, this picture had no signs of the metric nor American Metric system being used. Where is the "That is the size of 30 LeBron James"?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

At least say one scoop. 💀

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

3,000 cm?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

They really said: 🧍🦅🧍

BingoMark • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

True, @Ditto. @Amy, I apologize :(

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

At the same time though, the only thing you keep saying is that you hate your life right now. Just like Satan said, "Suicide is not an answer. You gotta outlive your enemies".

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Always remember that God killed more people than Satan did. By a LOT.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Lmao. Better stick to protein, Vegans.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

RIGHT \

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

I put the "fun" in "funeral" (taken accidentally by Capybara by four minutes) New one: I put the "nation" in "extermination".

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Better drive or get an escalator.

50 Relatable Gaming Memes To Make You Laugh

Still amazes me that he is in the movie! I can't wait to watch it! :D

"An Entitled Mother Rips Open The Doors Of My Ambulance, And It Does Not End Well For Her"

Karen can't take care of her kids now. I feel bad for them :( Edit: Although she hasn't.

40 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn’t Stay Silent

"Most of this is packed as if it was surgery equipment or other medical devices." Switching sides now?

40 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn’t Stay Silent

Gotta agree. I have no clue what Jack is talking about, but I do have to agree with Soozie, on the other hand.

40 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn’t Stay Silent

Ok, but what did the fruit have to do with surgery equipment? I didn't see not one fruit be packed in a first aid kit or any other type of medical container.

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Best tutorial you need for every word in a five minute video.

40 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn’t Stay Silent

More basketball

BingoMark • upvoted an item 1 year ago

24 Genuine Fred Masterpieces That Nail The Art Of Making Mundane Things Hilarious

but it looks like a b*tch to clean

BingoMark • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

30 Kids That Were Way Too Young To Understand What Was Going On, But Commented Anyway

My brain, every time I make someone laugh.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

More teaching opportunities!! Grade 1 can understand this even before they have learned any other measuring systems!

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

As an American, this picture had no signs of the metric nor American Metric system being used. Where is the "That is the size of 30 LeBron James"?

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

This made me lol, I’ll stick to the pork chops thanks.

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

At least say one scoop. 💀

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

3,000 cm?

People Are Roasting Elon Musk Over His “Woke” Oscars Comment, And It’s Hilarious

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

I'm not really sure what you're trying to achieve but 0°C is cold enough to be dangerous and 100°C is hot enough to be dangerous as well.

Funny

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

1 Pork Chop

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System, And Here Are 18 Examples Of It

"How tall are you?" "3 guinea pigs, 2 ferrets tall" "oh sorry, i like people who are above 3 guniea pigs, 2 ferrets and one hamster tall"

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

🔨 🪚 🪓

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

If young children found out about edible glitter.......

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Thought They Ordered (New Pics)

Am I the only one who is reminded of the 'It is Wednesday, my dudes... AGGGGHHHHUUUEEEHHHH" guy from this?

Artist Uses His Photoshop Skills To Create 48 Fantasy Edits And Surreal Worlds

More like Running out of oxygen ( just a joke. I like this title btw)

Hey Pandas, Participate In An Autotext Challenge: I Hate It When You... (Closed)

They were banished from the demon realm for a reason.

BingoMark • upvoted 3 items 3 years ago

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

yeah she had two boys. after this things got weird

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

She should have eaten a banana. It would have been more fun.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Even then as long as you're not murdering people or stealing corpses what's the harm? Other than the potential for Kuru and similar diseases anyway.

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