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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted an item 2 days ago

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

I’ll say that as a Gen X, this is my sentiment exactly.

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 7 items 3 days ago

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted an item 6 days ago

‘The Weird Unknown’: 79 Creepy, Weird, And Intriguing Facts About The Ocean (New Pics)

Did the whale do it on porpoise? I bet the whale felt orcaward.

albernistuff 4sale • commented on a post 1 week ago

79 Photos And Memes About The Suburbs That Show Why People Call It Hell (New Pics)

I'll take one. Gladly

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

And, for the sake of everything holy, film and post it!

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

And, for the sake of everything holy, film and post it!

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."

State Of Millenial Mind

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

No no not at all. I encourage anyone in Tik Tok to repeatedly hit themselves in the face with a hammer. If your arm tires, call me and I'll be more than happy to assist...

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Thank You For Your Service

The Older You Get

Thank You For Your Service

The Older You Get

I Mean, They're Not Wrong

Dude

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albernistuff 4sale • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

30 Unattractive Things That People Wish Others Would Stop Doing

If there is ONE thing I cannot stand, it's intolerance

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Needs to be a movie about THIS guy...

30 Unattractive Things That People Wish Others Would Stop Doing

If there is ONE thing I cannot stand, it's intolerance

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Needs to be a movie about THIS guy...

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Upvote for the name 🙂

We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Squid?

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Eeeewwwe....hahahaha...eeeeewwwww... hahahahaha

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

We are products of thousands of years of evolution. Please refer to studies on chimps and bonobos. These are our first cousins and we are all from the same family tree. We are stone age egos in a space age world

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Mine is decades of desk job and poor diet.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Yes, and?

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Comparison is the thief of joy - said by some philosopher much smarter than me

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 12 items 1 year ago

45 People Share Which Frugal Choices Are Absolutely Worth It And Which Are A Waste Of Time

Depends. I find the journey is better than the destination and I'll pick a road trip any day. I know there are other considerations (#of people, driving abilities, vehicle wear and tear, more time to get there, more nights on the road= hotels) but I LOVE roadtripping.

45 People Share Which Frugal Choices Are Absolutely Worth It And Which Are A Waste Of Time

I love a good road trip and having my own car wherever I end up. Flying is such a mess now

45 People Share Which Frugal Choices Are Absolutely Worth It And Which Are A Waste Of Time

I love a good road trip and having my own car wherever I end up. Flying is such a mess now

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Amazing, what this guy did ... but wait! Just to be clear, he didn't celebrated his 100th birthday, because of snake-venom-injecting. That was just his genetics mostly. I wanted to say this, because of so badly worded statements, are starting delusional and conspiracy - theories.

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

None of them have died, not a single one, from the radiation. No deaths from the radiation have been recorded from the Fukushima Disaster. Environmental disaster though, yes.

Mind-Blowing-Theories-Conspiracyfeedig

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

FWIW, Win2k was my favorite OS. Stable as hell and everything just worked.

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Set up Win 2000 with Service Pack 6a, and it's solid as a rock.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

I would totally buy it!

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Where's the sitting on my butt playing video games all day house or is that one just for guys?

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

AMEN!!!

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Hi, girl here: this is the cringiest take on "girls" I've ever seen. We're just regular people like everyone else, miss me with this "magical, powerful, fascinating" stuff, ew.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

This is grounds for breaking up

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albernistuff 4sale • submitted a new post 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Beliefs From Both Sides Of The Political Spectrum?

albernistuff 4sale • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Everyone Loves To Do Byt You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Hobby Is An Immediate Red Flag? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Meet Your Younger Self, What Would You Say To Them? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About Prince Charles, Now Becoming King Charles? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Commonly Ridiculed Opinion Do You Think Is Not So Absurd?

albernistuff 4sale • submitted 13 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Movie Trope Do You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Life Changing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Go-To Self-Comforting Habit? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are 3 Things You Really Love And 3 Things You Really Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Controversial Opinion?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Be A President, Leader, Or Something Similar For A Day, What Laws Would You Make? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Sure Of But Can’t Prove? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, I Turned 18 A Few Days Ago! Do You Have Any Advice For Me?

albernistuff 4sale • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Cliché Phrases Do You Find Helpful? (Closed)

albernistuff 4sale • commented on a post 1 week ago

79 Photos And Memes About The Suburbs That Show Why People Call It Hell (New Pics)

I'll take one. Gladly

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

30 Unattractive Things That People Wish Others Would Stop Doing

If there is ONE thing I cannot stand, it's intolerance

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Needs to be a movie about THIS guy...

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Upvote for the name 🙂

We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Squid?

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Eeeewwwe....hahahaha...eeeeewwwww... hahahahaha

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Mine is decades of desk job and poor diet.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Yes, and?

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Comparison is the thief of joy - said by some philosopher much smarter than me

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

Even low level chronic pain is a slow burn hell. I can do most tasks, but I pay a penalty. I am not suicidal but I cannot picture another decade of this.

50 Nostalgic Posts That Instantly Teleport You To The Good Old 1990s (New Pics)

Went to the effort

30 People Share Disgusting Things People Don’t Realize Are Very Gross

Kids who grow up around pets, tend to have much stronger immune systems. Still kinda gross though

If You Are Over 50, You Might Make Some Mistakes In This Slang Trivia

60, 17/20 totes skibidi ;)

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I don't mind shallow coastal waters, but the moment I can't see bottom, the thalassophobia kicks my butt back to dry land

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I worked Telecom pole.lines back in the 80's in the Fraser Canyon in BC, Canada. The poles weren't more than 60' feet or so, but they hung over 500' of nothing. I got used to it, but was glad that job ended😰

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

Pretty much same here. I really hate that people are so ignorant of their own food sources

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I knew a diver who did wastewater treatment plants. Made enough in 3 months work to be a stay-at-home dad while his wife earned a BSC nursing. I am not envious, but thankful that the job gets done.

50 Funniest Memes From An IG Page That Has 1.3M People Laughing

Coincidentally, I work in IT at a MARINE BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH STATION...many hundreds of students come through and dozens of full-on researchers every year. Unfortunately for them, its a lot like professional sports; many sacrifices for many years, including student debt, but very few can actually build a career from it.

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 13 items 2 days ago

Thank You For Your Service

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

And now we have gone full circle where there is so much misinformation that listening to aunt Marge might be safer bet.

The Older You Get

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

As Gen-X, same. You on the other hand will never know the agony of a landline call that cannot be identified... is it your mate, your nan or spam?

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

I'm GenX and do likewise.

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

GenX here, and I do the same, especially the last one

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

And it was glorious.

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

We were basically feral

I Mean, They're Not Wrong

Dude

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

Same with "you guys." It has no gender.

67 Brutally Honest Posts From Millennials On Social Media (New Pics)

I’ll say that as a Gen X, this is my sentiment exactly.

State Of Millenial Mind

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted an item 6 days ago

‘The Weird Unknown’: 79 Creepy, Weird, And Intriguing Facts About The Ocean (New Pics)

Did the whale do it on porpoise? I bet the whale felt orcaward.

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

And, for the sake of everything holy, film and post it!

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."

“I Have No Hope In My Generation”: 47 Times Dumb TikTok Users Publicly Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

No no not at all. I encourage anyone in Tik Tok to repeatedly hit themselves in the face with a hammer. If your arm tires, call me and I'll be more than happy to assist...

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

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