Met a girl online who I was supposed to meet up with a couple times but our communication would get weird whenever we tried to link. She’d told me where she stayed and it was always kind of weird to me that I couldn’t picture that block when I grew up nearby. We lose contact officially. About a month or two goes by. I’m riding down the street drunk af one night and as we pass the area she said she lived in, I realized I could never picture her block because it was the entrance to a cemetery.

I watched a thylacine (Tasmanian tiger) walking across my rural property in Northern California 15 years ago. 50 feet away, very clear view of it for a couple of minutes. They’ve allegedly been extinct since 1940, and have never lived on the North American continent. But I know what I saw.

When Elvis died, he probably had about 30-40lbs of waste in his colon. He was severely constipated & had about 4-5 months of compacted fecal matter in his colon.

When Quentin t tried to roast that one riddler actor and everyone on X told him to basically F off.