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used to be a Naruto fan, shaped up, would kick a baby/grandma if they had any type of headband on. *faked a scar under my eye, got sent to the nurses office, sitting in horrible fear with a marker in my pocket*

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Zaphod_000 • upvoted 16 items 3 years ago

30 Hilarious Memes For The Inner Nerd In Most Of Us, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

DM: Okay, Flavius, you're in a locked room, stranded from the rest of the party. What do you want to do? Flavius: I will...cast Fireball on the door! DM: *rubbing temples* You. Want. To. Do. What? Augustus: He wants to Fireball the door. I wanna see this. Marcellus: *eating popcorn* DM: Fine. Roll for attack. Flavius: NAT XX!!! DM: *deep, deep sigh*

30 Hilarious Memes For The Inner Nerd In Most Of Us, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Worthless without the Wisdom infused sheets tho

30 Hilarious Memes For The Inner Nerd In Most Of Us, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Worthless without the Wisdom infused sheets tho

40 People Share Horrifying Facts That Shouldn’t Be True, But Are

so if i want a lemon taste that is strong but don't have a lemon, I should spray lemon-scented pledge spray in my mouth? sounds good.

30 Hobbies Clearly Showing People Doing Them Are Insanely Rich, As Shared In This Online Community

I also need such a friend

50 Posts By The “Trash & Culture” Instagram Account That May Make You Question Things

"Cattius IV of Mudiniom surveyed over the vast kingdom that they now ruled over. Any humans to come within 100000 kilometres would perish."

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

No no no, links in the comments of pornhub has taught me enough

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

placed for adoption is usually a voluntary action, unless she was abusing the child, which would mean she would be in police custody following that weekend. Meaning that she just gave up her kid and divorced her husband like a f*****g child

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

I feel you, I also like to hide the bodies with him in the middle of the night. Romantic bonding time <3

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

I am failing to see the difference.

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

Was the gym built on the graves of her ancestors?

40 Terrible Potential Buyers That Perfectly Illustrate Why Selling Online Can Be Such A Pain (New Pics)

That's your problem hun x

30 Luxury Resort Employees Reveal The Most Shocking Secrets And Stories

Let 'em doo what they doo :)

50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Life As A Server

edit the dates on the photos. Step 1. Take your computer offline. Step 2. Set the date to a year later (ie this year, but +1 day). Step 3. Open an image editor eg. GIMP. Step 4. Open offending image. Step 5. Select all, copy. Step 6. Back to GIMP. Step 7. New file. Step 8. Paste. Repeat with all his images from tinder. Step 9. Go back online and let your computer reset its clock. Step 10. Send to owner of restaurant with modifcation and creation date of files circled. Result: owner of restaurant sees new manager harassing staff one day after being hired.

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If you see an influencer in the wild, play Disney music as loud as you can for as long as you can. The video will not be usable without a copyright strike and most videos are 'in the moment' meaning once the moment has passed it is too late and can't be re-shot

50 Weird, Funny, And Totally Unhinged TikTok Comments That Made Their Way To This Twitter Page

Guess she wasn’t a bottom… I’ll show myself out

50 Weird, Funny, And Totally Unhinged TikTok Comments That Made Their Way To This Twitter Page

I hate so much people using disorders to justify s****y behaviors. Whereas we are violently taught to suffer in silence, they just spread the belief "having a disorder = being irresponsible", which is armfull in many ways.

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Zaphod_000 • commented on 24 posts 3 years ago

30 Folks Online Share The Wildest Cases Of "My Kid Can Do No Wrong" They've Ever Experienced

they do sin

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

mutilates people of a lower economic class, manipulates janitor to save him, has no respect for personal property, (steals, destroys brothers cherished items and furniture)

30 Folks Online Share The Wildest Cases Of "My Kid Can Do No Wrong" They've Ever Experienced

they do sin

This Online Community Roasts MLMs And Pyramid Schemes One Screenshot At A Time (30 New Posts)

But... Subway has vinegar at their stores, *gasp* Subway is a secret MLM!!!!!

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

theres a video on it, they showed how it was made to the kids and they still ate em

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

the best buns are more doughy and bigger and you know it

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

same answer applies to vegan food in general

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

Looks like someone doesn't know about the supreme taste of hot garbage, yum

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn’t Know Until Recently (New Pics)

the real gang wars, head v. clothing

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

Did it hurt when you fell?... Fell from s****y pickup lines to weird misspellings that don't make any sense

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

perfect answer's , except for number 3, the correct answer is both

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

it was, wasnt it

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

and putting it back after she chops yo damn head off incel

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

Bros still a college student, pulling way more than i have after college

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

No no no, links in the comments of pornhub has taught me enough

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

50 Weird, Funny, And Totally Unhinged TikTok Comments That Made Their Way To This Twitter Page

its true, they always know how to hurt you the most

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Zaphod_000 • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result? (Closed)

Zaphod_000 • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

50 Memes For Those Who Have Chosen A Childfree Lifestyle, As Shared By This Facebook Page (New Posts)

Zaphod_000 • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

30 Folks Online Share The Wildest Cases Of "My Kid Can Do No Wrong" They've Ever Experienced

they do sin

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

mutilates people of a lower economic class, manipulates janitor to save him, has no respect for personal property, (steals, destroys brothers cherished items and furniture)

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

Divergent is like Hunger games after a good sleep

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

slow and indifferent

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

its really true, even the aunts have been getting in

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

so everyone knows when to hide our penguins and birthday party clowns

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

but wouldn't the ball just go over that fence?? the hoop isn't that tall

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

but also kill people with my themed weapons, but not with g*ns, cause g*ns are bad

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

Princes 1999 was released in 1982, which is kind wild, cause they thought the world was gonna end in 1999

40 Funny Tweets About Movies That Come With A Twist

what are you talking about! he was the best mayor in all of film history

This Online Community Roasts MLMs And Pyramid Schemes One Screenshot At A Time (30 New Posts)

But... Subway has vinegar at their stores, *gasp* Subway is a secret MLM!!!!!

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

theres a video on it, they showed how it was made to the kids and they still ate em

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

the best buns are more doughy and bigger and you know it

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

same answer applies to vegan food in general

89 Fast Food Jokes With Some Special Spice In Them

Looks like someone doesn't know about the supreme taste of hot garbage, yum

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting Things About The World That People Didn’t Know Until Recently (New Pics)

the real gang wars, head v. clothing

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

Did it hurt when you fell?... Fell from s****y pickup lines to weird misspellings that don't make any sense

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

perfect answer's , except for number 3, the correct answer is both

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

it was, wasnt it

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

and putting it back after she chops yo damn head off incel

Zaphod_000 • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

30 Hilarious Memes For The Inner Nerd In Most Of Us, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Worthless without the Wisdom infused sheets tho

50 Times People Wanted To Appear Edgy And Stand Out From "The Norm" But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Fake a** dinosaurs? They had butt implants back then?

50 Posts By The “Trash & Culture” Instagram Account That May Make You Question Things

"Cattius IV of Mudiniom surveyed over the vast kingdom that they now ruled over. Any humans to come within 100000 kilometres would perish."

30 Hobbies Clearly Showing People Doing Them Are Insanely Rich, As Shared In This Online Community

I also need such a friend

40 People Share Horrifying Facts That Shouldn’t Be True, But Are

so if i want a lemon taste that is strong but don't have a lemon, I should spray lemon-scented pledge spray in my mouth? sounds good.

50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Life As A Server

30 Luxury Resort Employees Reveal The Most Shocking Secrets And Stories

Let 'em doo what they doo :)

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

I feel you, I also like to hide the bodies with him in the middle of the night. Romantic bonding time <3

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

Was the gym built on the graves of her ancestors?

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

I am failing to see the difference.

40 Terrible Potential Buyers That Perfectly Illustrate Why Selling Online Can Be Such A Pain (New Pics)

That's your problem hun x

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

No no no, links in the comments of pornhub has taught me enough

30 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Screenshots People Just Had To Share On This FB Page

“Everything As A Subscription”: People List 35 Industries They Want To See Disappear In 10 Years

50 Weird, Funny, And Totally Unhinged TikTok Comments That Made Their Way To This Twitter Page

Guess she wasn’t a bottom… I’ll show myself out

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

zoro profile pic

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

ask the police, they know how to solve this.

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