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A. • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Exactly. I love her. I'd die for her. She drives me absolutely nuts, especially during witching hour and when my eye is twitching like Luisa's because of my kid saying "mom" every four seconds (happened last week). But I love her always.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Not to mention severe sleep deprivation that makes you forget your own middle name, your address and if you switched the washing machine on before getting it all out, folding it and putting it away.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Not to mention severe sleep deprivation that makes you forget your own middle name, your address and if you switched the washing machine on before getting it all out, folding it and putting it away.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

yes, some reading as long as you can focus over the sound of a screaming baby and the stress of never ending laundry

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

except when they get the stains all over YOU lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

The ‘Lol.’ tells us how that went.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

makes us at least realize (most of) our parents were doing their best tho

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Oh no. The more tired they are, the more insane they get!

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A. • commented on 13 posts 3 years ago

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

you haven’t truly parented till you’ve stepped on a lego

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

this should definitely be normalized <3

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

you haven’t truly parented till you’ve stepped on a lego

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

this should definitely be normalized <3

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

wait…..carrots don’t help you see in the dark???

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

simple. “because i said so”.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

good luck passing the walmart toy section

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

yes, some reading as long as you can focus over the sound of a screaming baby and the stress of never ending laundry

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

except when they get the stains all over YOU lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

all fun in games till they start talking to each other in a language you don’t understand lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

The ‘Lol.’ tells us how that went.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

makes us at least realize (most of) our parents were doing their best tho

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

wholesome <3

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

how can u make meat w/out emissions T-T

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

imagine bill gates with an iphone….

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A. • commented on 13 posts 4 years ago

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

even if there’s only 3.1 million, you have to count the death rate too. in this case it would be better to look at the birth rate/ adoption rate in wales

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

even if there’s only 3.1 million, you have to count the death rate too. in this case it would be better to look at the birth rate/ adoption rate in wales

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

German Artist Shows What's Problematic About Modern Societies In His 26 Illustrations

make sure u know the story before you call out the idiots. many people are trying to either get home or visit dying/aging family members or do something that has importance. if they are willing to risk getting the virus, i suppose there must be some reason. just speaking from my own experience. feel free to downvote, just my two cents.

People Share 50 Of The Coolest Product Designs

if they have to make these…..

People Share 50 Of The Coolest Product Designs

then you take it out of the pool………

50 Times People Spotted Such Strange Things On The Subway, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

wow this one really quacks me up 😂 i’m laughing so hard i might have to go to the ducktor. i’m sorry i don’t have any jokes though, it’s just so ducking hard to come up with any

50 Times People Spotted Such Strange Things On The Subway, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

yes.

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

Awwww my border collie is named Zeke. He’s got the cutest face too and we rescued him off an abusive farm 😊😊😊

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

SAMMMEEE! PINK IS MY FAV COLOR TOOOO!!!!!

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

uhhh….explanation plz??

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

i’ve really got to get a Handel on that Liszt. but don’t Strauss if you can’t get it to me by tomorrow.

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

too many jokes about mummies. we gotta amp the vamp jokes

Instagram Account Showcases How Good Design Can Transform A Space And Here Are 30 Of The Best Before & After Pics (New Pics)

actually makes the room way more open and inviting!

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A. • upvoted 7 items 4 years ago

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

Awwww my border collie is named Zeke. He’s got the cutest face too and we rescued him off an abusive farm 😊😊😊

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

Awwww my border collie is named Zeke. He’s got the cutest face too and we rescued him off an abusive farm 😊😊😊

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

hes beautiful

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

SAMMMEEE! PINK IS MY FAV COLOR TOOOO!!!!!

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

i’ve really got to get a Handel on that Liszt. but don’t Strauss if you can’t get it to me by tomorrow.

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

too many jokes about mummies. we gotta amp the vamp jokes

Instagram Account Showcases How Good Design Can Transform A Space And Here Are 30 Of The Best Before & After Pics (New Pics)

actually makes the room way more open and inviting!

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A. • commented on 13 posts 3 years ago

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

you haven’t truly parented till you’ve stepped on a lego

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

this should definitely be normalized <3

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

wait…..carrots don’t help you see in the dark???

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

simple. “because i said so”.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

good luck passing the walmart toy section

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

yes, some reading as long as you can focus over the sound of a screaming baby and the stress of never ending laundry

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

except when they get the stains all over YOU lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

all fun in games till they start talking to each other in a language you don’t understand lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

The ‘Lol.’ tells us how that went.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

makes us at least realize (most of) our parents were doing their best tho

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

wholesome <3

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

how can u make meat w/out emissions T-T

Bill Gates Asks People To Ask Him Anything And They Don't Hold Back, And Here're 29 Of The Most Unexpected Answers

imagine bill gates with an iphone….

A. • commented on 7 posts 4 years ago

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

even if there’s only 3.1 million, you have to count the death rate too. in this case it would be better to look at the birth rate/ adoption rate in wales

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

German Artist Shows What's Problematic About Modern Societies In His 26 Illustrations

People Share 50 Of The Coolest Product Designs

if they have to make these…..

People Share 50 Of The Coolest Product Designs

then you take it out of the pool………

50 Times People Spotted Such Strange Things On The Subway, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

wow this one really quacks me up 😂 i’m laughing so hard i might have to go to the ducktor. i’m sorry i don’t have any jokes though, it’s just so ducking hard to come up with any

50 Times People Spotted Such Strange Things On The Subway, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

yes.

A. • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Not to mention severe sleep deprivation that makes you forget your own middle name, your address and if you switched the washing machine on before getting it all out, folding it and putting it away.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

Oh no. The more tired they are, the more insane they get!

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

yes, some reading as long as you can focus over the sound of a screaming baby and the stress of never ending laundry

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

except when they get the stains all over YOU lol

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

The ‘Lol.’ tells us how that went.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

makes us at least realize (most of) our parents were doing their best tho

A. • upvoted 13 items 4 years ago

People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

*siiggghhh* all these cleaning ones are making me think ‘i should be cleaning that?!?’

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

hes beautiful

This Adorable Dog With A Crooked Smile Is Looking For A Loving Home

Awwww my border collie is named Zeke. He’s got the cutest face too and we rescued him off an abusive farm 😊😊😊

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

SAMMMEEE! PINK IS MY FAV COLOR TOOOO!!!!!

Extremely Dark Comics By The Famous Joan Cornella (38 Pics)

Seize the day

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

i’ve really got to get a Handel on that Liszt. but don’t Strauss if you can’t get it to me by tomorrow.

30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With

too many jokes about mummies. we gotta amp the vamp jokes

Instagram Account Showcases How Good Design Can Transform A Space And Here Are 30 Of The Best Before & After Pics (New Pics)

actually makes the room way more open and inviting!

Instagram Account Showcases How Good Design Can Transform A Space And Here Are 30 Of The Best Before & After Pics (New Pics)

why do i want this so badly 😩

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

thank you

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

for those asking what’s going on here….. they cut the top of a gatorade bottle off and set it on top of their speaker. if someone were to see that, they’d think it was just a bottle of gatorade, not a speaker.

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread

upvote upvote upvote haaaahaha

Here Are 50 Moments Of People Taking Laziness To Another Level

dude stop. just stop. no need to body shame others to vent your own insecurities.

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