That the exhibits in the smithsonian come to life at night! I don't care how compelling Robin Williams is, if Teddy Roosevelt was coming to life every night he would have fixed this country by now!

Doesn't like Star Trek. I rewatch Star Trek so much that it would be impractical to have a man who didn't want to watch it with me.

There once was a local story of a group of kids who stumbled upon some booby trap laden caverns and such. They were following some route found on an old map. They survived the experience and ironically enough were saved by those booby traps as they were being menaced by a family of criminals. Last I heard they were still living in the Goondocks. They escaped their adventure with some jewels they found on an old pirate ship.