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blixten1982 • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Not video games, but a similar situation - When I was 14 in the 90s my mom bought me the Offspring's Smash album cassette tape. I was a little surprised because she was strict about things like that, and there was a skeleton on it. Sure enough, my parents took it away from me a few days later because of the lyrics.

81 Times People Experienced Pareidolia And Took A Picture For Everyone To See (New Pics)

It's a girl (or am I the only one seeing that)

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blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

97 Glorious ’90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

I can hear this picture. Doo da do do doo doo do do do.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

blixten1982 • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

These are called Rockets in Canada. These are Smarties https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/05986034_1024x10242x-69d0478b08e4b-png.jpg

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

These are called Rockets in Canada. These are Smarties https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/05986034_1024x10242x-69d0478b08e4b-png.jpg

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

The Smarties I know look different - and much more fun. These look like they taste like chalk. Nestlé Smarties are chocolate covered, much brighter in colour and sold in a cardboard tube.

Canadians Are Cracking Up At These 55 Memes About Their Truly One-Of-A-Kind Country

Them dam' CIAGs.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Ah, come on. Ninja Turtles is like mythology. The story will be told, and re-told, and re-told over and over again for many generations to come. There are a dozen different versions and one day there may be a dozen more. This is the beauty of the Ninja Turtles. Don't forget this friends, in the first movie Splinter was a rat turned rat/human; in the cartoon before that Splinter was a human turned human/rat; and what's even crazier is that before that (in the original comics) Shredder died in the very first episode! TMNT has been an ever evolving beast since it's inception. So if you actually enjoyed TMNT in the 80s and early 90s then you should be able to accept that there's a girl turtle, Shredder has a daughter that Leo has a crush on, and April is a black teenager. That's how mythology works, MF.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Was this the one that popped out? Yeah, that was cool.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Two years ago I heard a DJ on the radio say that it was the 30th anniversary of Green Day's 'Dookie,' and the first thought that popped in my head was, "Well that was mean! Why would she say something like that. Rude." ...but it was true.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

That's true, there's a picture of me (a dude) trying on a bra (not flattering), at a house party when I was 16 years old and utterly wasted, that no longer exists.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

H🎶heard it through the grapevine 🎶

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blixten1982 • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Was this the one that popped out? Yeah, that was cool.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

That's true, there's a picture of me (a dude) trying on a bra (not flattering), at a house party when I was 16 years old and utterly wasted, that no longer exists.

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blixten1982 • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

As a Canadian I was very proud of this moment. We might just be the friendliest people on earth, but that doesn't mean we won't tell you to go **** yourself if what you need to do is go **** yourself.

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

I'm surprised the moment when the Canadian curler told the Swedish curler to go **** himself, didn't make the cut.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

That's b******t. There are all sorts of political messaging that flies under the radar. The IOC needs to be smacked down for this decision.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

It's b******t. IOC has decided that they are comfortable ignoring the genocide being committed daily. I hope the decision is reversed, and that the fascists who made this decision is called out for their disgraceful stance.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

It's one of those inflatable tube men from a car dealership.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

That is the correct response to that picture.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

Will the real Ememem please stand up?

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

Didn't something like this happen in Being John Malkovich?

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

They're just mezzanine with you

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

He's definitely nut impressed.

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blixten1982 • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

I'm surprised the moment when the Canadian curler told the Swedish curler to go **** himself, didn't make the cut.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

It's one of those inflatable tube men from a car dealership.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

That is the correct response to that picture.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

Will the real Ememem please stand up?

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blixten1982 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Something You Wish You Would've Known Before It Was Too Late? (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 13 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Words Do You Want To Have Put On Your Tombstone?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Tips For A Freshman Student In High School?

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favourite Artist?

Hey Pandas, If America Decided To Change Their Banknotes Who Would You Like To See On Them?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, Where Can I Find Cheap Home Decor That Looks Expensive? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Writing Advice? (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Funniest Homemade Memes! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things That Should Be Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Doing To Celebrate This Thanksgiving? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Vent About Anything You'd Like (Closed)

blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

97 Glorious ’90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

I can hear this picture. Doo da do do doo doo do do do.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

blixten1982 • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Was this the one that popped out? Yeah, that was cool.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

That's true, there's a picture of me (a dude) trying on a bra (not flattering), at a house party when I was 16 years old and utterly wasted, that no longer exists.

blixten1982 • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

I'm surprised the moment when the Canadian curler told the Swedish curler to go **** himself, didn't make the cut.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

It's one of those inflatable tube men from a car dealership.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

That is the correct response to that picture.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

Will the real Ememem please stand up?

blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

“Kitties Working Hard And Hardly Working”: 109 Delightful Pics Of Working Cats (New Pics)

First time I saw this photo of this Ukrainian kitty it had the caption: "I came here to drink milk and kick a*s, and I'm all out of milk."

What Is the Male Version of Karen? Gen Z Has Finally Decided

Don't think David will work in Canada, there's too many. And for anyone who grew up in the 80's or 90's - "These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know." Fun fact, no babies have been named Karen in Canada since 2019.

blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Phone booths are back!

50 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With A Grand Fail (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure George Costanza was in this photo at one point.

blixten1982 • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

My parents used to always back their cars into the garage at home. One day I asked my dad why and he said because he's more often in a hurry to leave than in a hurry to get home, so it's easier to drive out of the driveway when leaving, and back in when coming home. Now, I always back in at home and I wonder why anyone would ever drive into their garage front first.

blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

50 Funny Engineering Blunders That Might Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes (New Pics)

This one doesn't look like a mistake, it actually looks like a pretty cool way to put a door in that space.

50 Ultimate Responses Online That Hit So Hard, We’re Still Recovering (New Pics)

Keith Johnstone was a famous improvisation comedy teacher and one thing he used to teach improvisers was: Don't try to be clever, be obvious.

blixten1982 • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

40 Random Images That Make Absolutely No Sense But Are Still Funny

Or the best.

40 Random Images That Make Absolutely No Sense But Are Still Funny

Banana for scale?

97 Glorious ’90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

from top left: Beavis and B******d (I think?), Married with children, Roseanne, The Simpsons, Full House, Fresh Prince

97 Glorious ’90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

For a time, I used to draw my own worlds in this style. With a hard focus on the spooky-forest-theme.

97 Glorious ’90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

I can hear this picture. Doo da do do doo doo do do do.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

81 Times People Experienced Pareidolia And Took A Picture For Everyone To See (New Pics)

It's a girl (or am I the only one seeing that)

blixten1982 • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

In Canada these are called Rockets and Smarties are a chocolate candy which is like a better version of M&Ms.

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

The Smarties I know look different - and much more fun. These look like they taste like chalk. Nestlé Smarties are chocolate covered, much brighter in colour and sold in a cardboard tube.

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

These are called Rockets in Canada. These are Smarties https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/05986034_1024x10242x-69d0478b08e4b-png.jpg

Canadians Are Cracking Up At These 55 Memes About Their Truly One-Of-A-Kind Country

Them dam' CIAGs.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Was this the one that popped out? Yeah, that was cool.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

H🎶heard it through the grapevine 🎶

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

That's true, there's a picture of me (a dude) trying on a bra (not flattering), at a house party when I was 16 years old and utterly wasted, that no longer exists.

blixten1982 • upvoted 4 items 3 months ago

“I Think I’m Sorry?”: 55 People Shared Their Most Cursed DIY Results

That's not horrible it's awesome, and I want one.

88 Times People Spotted Something Interesting And Had To Share It

They're just mezzanine with you

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

I'm surprised the moment when the Canadian curler told the Swedish curler to go **** himself, didn't make the cut.

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