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Shane Allon • upvoted an item 6 years ago

Animals

The Internet Has Found A New Grumpy Cat

Shane Allon • commented on 31 posts 7 years ago

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

That is the vertical smile :)

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Just Like Jeepers Creepers

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

more like that bird-land has a human problem...

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Jheeze!!

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Looks like you were having a hard time smiling for the camera. Don't worry Mr. Eel, I pull that awkward face too when its forced.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

That OJ turned into a Kombucha. It's 2k19. he just wanted to please the hipsters.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

You leave him to bring justice back to Gotha... I mean The Philippines.

74 Failed Products That Didn’t Live Up To The Hype

They brought it back!! All thanks to the LA BEAST. Check him out on Youtube

74 Failed Products That Didn’t Live Up To The Hype

what is Clippy even doing on this list? He was the best. This article must have been created by somebody who was born after 1995.

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

Hell-Sinky. Get it? hahahaahaha lol

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

wow that is a beautiful bird

108 Celebrities Who Were Barely Recognizable This Halloween

which one is Jessica? lol

Artist Makes Realistic And Detailed Drawings Of Pop-Culture Characters (17 Pics)

why does the original have more detail? lol

I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

Amazing work. I am blown away. You are a true artist.

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

Its Bird-T from The Four Owls

Italy Is Giving Away Old Castles For Free, And Here's How You Can Get One

I want one. I have so many good ideas!!! Awesome way to boom tourism and restore ancient architecture. Great for GDP.

81 Before & After Pics Showing How The World Has Changed Over Time By Re.Photos

Why is it still closed off? still stray bullets flying around or what?

Portraits Of Identical Twins Show Just How Different They Are

Wow! this one is great! they placed that mirror perfectly.

Portraits Of Identical Twins Show Just How Different They Are

same dude

Portraits Of Identical Twins Show Just How Different They Are

same oke

50 Comics By French Artist Filled With Light-Hearted Humor And Daily Realities

Very cool but I sense a cat obsession too

50 Paintings By Kamalky Laureano That Are So Incredibly Detailed, You Might Confuse Them With Photos

I can see myself in that reflection.

50 Paintings By Kamalky Laureano That Are So Incredibly Detailed, You Might Confuse Them With Photos

I can see the freckles on the freckles.

50 Paintings By Kamalky Laureano That Are So Incredibly Detailed, You Might Confuse Them With Photos

Super Super Super

40 Comics That I Made To Show The Differences And Similarities Between Chinese And Western Cultures

Insane! Is this generally the difference in culture or would you say its only your personal experience?

I Started Painting On Feathers In 2013, Here Is A Selection Of My Favorite Feather Paintings From Last Year (24 Pics)

I'm so obsessed with owls. The Four Owls. High Focus. Respect. Enjoy.

Designer Turns His Favorite Sneakers Into Works Of Art And The Attention To Detail Is Amazing

Amazing work. wow. I work for Converse South Africa as the Head of graphic design. This is really something special.

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Shane Allon • upvoted 7 items 7 years ago

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

This is the best one!

45 Things People Have Never Tried But Are Secretly Proud Of (Add Yours)

Also..I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones, Walking Dead or have seen any of the Twilight movies.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

This is the best one!

45 Things People Have Never Tried But Are Secretly Proud Of (Add Yours)

Also..I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones, Walking Dead or have seen any of the Twilight movies.

Tadeusz Zytkiewicz Holding A Picture Of Himself

Take A Good Look At This New 2018 Guitar Design By Industrial Design Student Hila Bitton

Art & Design, Visual Art

Portuguese Street Artist Paints 3D Creature Graffiti And It's Not For The Faint Of Heart (39 Pics)

This Designer Transforms Sneakers Into Works Of Art And The Result Is Fantastic

I Stick Up Fake Adverts With A Real Phone Number Attached And Record The Voicemails

Have you posted the voice mails somewhere? I am sure they are hilarious.

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Shane Allon • submitted a new post 7 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

I Travelled To The Rocklands - South Africa To Climb. I Had To Capture Its Beauty.

Shane Allon • submitted a new post 7 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

I Travelled To The Rocklands - South Africa To Climb. I Had To Capture Its Beauty.

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Shane Allon • commented on 20 posts 7 years ago

Asian Supermarkets Go Back To Using Leaves Instead Of Plastic

Does it say pesticide safe? what do they mean by this? Its safe because pesticides were used or because they weren't? Bad Chinese translation or am I under educated?

Rock N' Roll Could Never Ever Hip-Hop Like This

Challenge accepted. Watch this space.

30 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Theres a great doccy on youtube that explains exactly of these "Heads" got there. They literally walked them over.

I Created A World Of Fantastic Creatures Called Zyabras (30 Pics)

These are really beautiful. I can imagine their lil personalities. So magestic and whimsical.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

That is the vertical smile :)

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Just Like Jeepers Creepers

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

more like that bird-land has a human problem...

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Jheeze!!

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

Looks like you were having a hard time smiling for the camera. Don't worry Mr. Eel, I pull that awkward face too when its forced.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

That OJ turned into a Kombucha. It's 2k19. he just wanted to please the hipsters.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

You leave him to bring justice back to Gotha... I mean The Philippines.

74 Failed Products That Didn’t Live Up To The Hype

They brought it back!! All thanks to the LA BEAST. Check him out on Youtube

74 Failed Products That Didn’t Live Up To The Hype

what is Clippy even doing on this list? He was the best. This article must have been created by somebody who was born after 1995.

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotel Fails From Their Trips (30 Pics)

Hell-Sinky. Get it? hahahaahaha lol

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

wow that is a beautiful bird

108 Celebrities Who Were Barely Recognizable This Halloween

which one is Jessica? lol

Artist Makes Realistic And Detailed Drawings Of Pop-Culture Characters (17 Pics)

why does the original have more detail? lol

I've Known I Wanted To Be An Artist Since I Was 2, Here Is What I‘ve Drawn By Age 16

Amazing work. I am blown away. You are a true artist.

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

Its Bird-T from The Four Owls

Italy Is Giving Away Old Castles For Free, And Here's How You Can Get One

I want one. I have so many good ideas!!! Awesome way to boom tourism and restore ancient architecture. Great for GDP.

Shane Allon • upvoted an item 6 years ago

Animals

The Internet Has Found A New Grumpy Cat

Shane Allon • upvoted 8 items 7 years ago

45 Things People Have Never Tried But Are Secretly Proud Of (Add Yours)

Also..I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones, Walking Dead or have seen any of the Twilight movies.

30 People Confess About Ordinary Things They Never Experienced

This is the best one!

Take A Good Look At This New 2018 Guitar Design By Industrial Design Student Hila Bitton

Tadeusz Zytkiewicz Holding A Picture Of Himself

This Designer Transforms Sneakers Into Works Of Art And The Result Is Fantastic

Art & Design, Visual Art

Portuguese Street Artist Paints 3D Creature Graffiti And It's Not For The Faint Of Heart (39 Pics)

I Stick Up Fake Adverts With A Real Phone Number Attached And Record The Voicemails

Have you posted the voice mails somewhere? I am sure they are hilarious.

Zoo Employee Reveals 16 Most Interesting Animal Facts She Learned At Her Job And We Can't Get Enough

I remember being told that when I worked at a zoo.

Shane Allon • upvoted 9 items 8 years ago

Bear And Salmon, Natural World Finalist

Art & Design, Visual Art

I Painted Beautiful Scenes From The Natural World On A Pair Of Converse

Animals

Woman Performs Surgery On Monarch Butterfly With Broken Wing, Next Day It Surprises Her In The Coolest Way

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

This is not unbelievable because it's your dad with Chuck Norris, it's unbelievable because Chuck Norris got pinned. ^_-

Photographer Reveals the Dark Side of Kensington Avenue, Philadelphia

I have gone through all of the comments on these pictures and there have been a lot from a lady named nancy and a man named robert and another account named black dahlia. I get that you like to joke about other peoples weaknesses but what you do not realize is that they have a legitimate problem. an addiction that controls their live. accept it or not but they depend on their drug or the occupation as much as any one else depends on our lungs to breath or water to cleans us. addiction is nothing in the matter to be laughed at or jokes upon, what they need is support and hope to help them deal with the terrible decision they have made in their past. also before you sit there and call someone "disgusting" because of a decision they made in their past, step back and think of the worst thing you have ever done in your life, sure it may not be heroin or prostitution, but it can still be judged and mocked just as much as these people in these pictures.

Photography & Digital Art

Winners Of The 2017 Nat Geo Nature Photographer Of The Year Contest Will Take Your Breath Away

Visual Art

Lineart Portrait Illustrations

Photography & Digital Art

I Have Spent All My Free Time Designing This Art Deco Concept Car

2016 Nikon Macro Photo Contest Winners Show The World Like You've Never Seen Before

Actually, the cnidocytes, or stinging organelles, of Phylum Cnidaria are the fastest biological process known to man. They are what stings you when you get hit by a jellyfish. The cnidocyte can go from completely intact to completely discharged in 700 nanoseconds.

Shane Allon • upvoted 2 items 9 years ago

Japanese Flower Phi At Its Finest

What Happens When Architectural Designer Tries Baking Desserts

It's a woman

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