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Centu Rionick • commented on 13 posts 2 years ago

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

If they'd spend those 5 minutes running a few laps each day, then there would not be so much obesity in this picture.

35 Of The Most European Things, According To Americans

We only saw my grandmother from my dads side once a year, because it was a 2 hour trip. Now I live 1 hour away from her and I only see her once every 2 years.. i should visit her more..

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

Pretending to be asleep?? Why would you want to tamper with a gods given gift like that? Let them pretend and enjoy the piece and quite for as much as you can!

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

It's good and sad at the same time. These 'leftover women' have 'failed' the social pressure by finding a husband and marry by a certain age. Sometimes leading to huge loss of face or lack of respect from their family and (mostly) communal pressure. Some even lead to suicides... these gals took a brighter turn!

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

Sounds relatable.... having to remind them to brush their teeth for 5 years straight day in day out.... because why would they remember then for once??? But they DO remember that you hid 6,5 cookies in the back of the closet like 3 weeks ago... and you once said that they'll get it when they are well behaved and apparently that is right now.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Win win for both! Just scratch our back or chin every now and then and we're all set!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Woof!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Nicknames at most! I'd really have to think to get to their real names because we're all just so used to the nicknames. But besides that, we can go a long way without even knowing those!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Girls, just treat your husband like he's a dog. It's as simple as that.

Dad Creates Meme Page To Share Everything Parenting, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Hilariously Relatable Posts (New Pics)

And it works both ways!!! So sorry we can't come to your birthday mother in law... little Jess is feeling ill today. or... Ahh nahh sorry man, i cant work late today, my kid needs me.

‘No Context Idiots’: 50 Times People Were So Unbelievably Silly

because we see/saw what our governments/media let us see. The Chinese only saw/see what their government wants/wanted them to see.

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Centu Rionick • commented on 24 posts 3 years ago

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

You make it sounds like a place that i really wanna go! Whilst I'm already here...

50 Times People Spotted "Easter Eggs" In The Most Unexpected Places (New Pics)

Thats what she said

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

You make it sounds like a place that i really wanna go! Whilst I'm already here...

50 Times People Spotted "Easter Eggs" In The Most Unexpected Places (New Pics)

Thats what she said

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Not sure what happened to that coin but by the looks of that damaged edge I expect at least a tank to have driven over it. You cannot damage it like that by hand.

50 Surprising Movie Facts You Probably Didn't Know, As Shared On This Twitter Account (New Pics)

how did she go to the toilet when being abroad then?

40 Interesting Infographics That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On This Online Group

Well, is it using toilet paper... as in on the toilet? Or using toilet paper as a whipe for basically anything?

The Internet Can't Decide If This Mom's Parenting Hack Is Genius Or Cruel

Great idea, just ignore the people that think horrible things might happen. Horrible things can happen anywhere in the household or outside, you'd always have you eye out for them and wouldn't simply leave them to be ignored or something. I think its a great idea which i'm going to try with my kids too.

The "This Is Why I Don't Do Potlucks" Facebook Group Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (40 New Pics)

You technically cannot have a (living) husband anymore if he's been ok with this kind of food all his life.

The "This Is Why I Don't Do Potlucks" Facebook Group Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (40 New Pics)

He'll be an orphan first!

50 Valentine’s Day Posts That Might Make Your Day Better And Put You In A Romantic Mood

holy c**p thats amazing

50 Funny “I Hate My Job” Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Oh take that chance ! I would skip lunch and leave 30 minutes later from that day onwards!

"What Fact Are You Just Tired Of Explaining To People?": 40 Things These People Wish Others Would Finally Understand

You've summed up my wife in the above list. Understanding eachother is key!

"Am I Gross, Yes Or No?": Woman's Controversial Showering Habits Spark Heated Debate On TikTok

My kids bathe every other day, not cause we think they are dirty, mainly because they are enjoying it. I personally shower 2 times a week, maybe 3, and obviously after any heavy excersize where I've been sweating. Never had any problems, never had any complaints, my health is fine and I have the resistance of a rinoceros. Never sick or whatever. Sitting in the office al week and having kids just doesn't really cause for a need (or time) do shower daily.

‘Cringe Pics’: 40 Incredibly Embarrassing Pics That Hurt To Look At (New Pics)

Hey. I recognize that wo.... oh never mind. Who is that woman!??!

Man Confronts "Giant" 6'8" Man After He Stopped Him From Reclining His Seat On A Plane

As a tall person flying airplanes is just horrid. We didnt chose to be this tall, nor did we chose to sit in these cramped seats with next to no leg space. And yes we can ask or pay for an inch and a half of more space but that usually doesnt make it any better, nor do we get paid more because of our physique (well unless you're in the NBA) so its quite unfair also. Surely we do not want to harrass others with our height but I can tell you that when your knees are basically buried in the seat in front of you due to the simple fact that it doesn't fit, it does hurt quite q bit when the seat or the usual metal armrest is being slowly being jammed into your knee even further. You should try it, the average femur is around 18 inches long, try jamming that into a 17 inch space and then have someone make that even smaller with a metal object hinging into your flesh. It sucks. But yes, we are the asses to being tall, and you're not the a*s but being considerate goes a long way!

Someone Asks Childfree People Over 40 How They Feel About Not Having Kids, Gets 30 Honest Answers

Can i be honest and say that it is very noble and generous of you, but also very lonely and sad for them?

Someone Asks Childfree People Over 40 How They Feel About Not Having Kids, Gets 30 Honest Answers

I get that. However i'd rather have nothing after spending it on my kids than have all and not having a goal for it.

Someone Asks Childfree People Over 40 How They Feel About Not Having Kids, Gets 30 Honest Answers

I love this post. I get these stories and people's reasoning. From an early age however I just dreamt of having kids some day, I guess you could say it was my 'goal' in life. I've always wondered what it must be like growing old without them, being 80 living in a house with no kids or grandkids coming over for a visit or christmas. Some say that is a very selfish reason to have kids. Some say it is selfish not to have them because of this. I guess all in all, there are also people who rather not take the responsiblity of having them, but some also dare not having the risk to not have them. Not sure if that makes sense. I'd love to be free and flexible, which I'm anything but at the moment. But that will pay off in another way, but i sure do understand the people that chose not to have kids (people not being able to have kids, obviously excluded, I send you my best wishes and good fortune, keep trying!).

"A Tiny Piece Of Masking Tape Over A Coworker's Mouse Laser": 35 People Share Genius Yet Harmless Ways To Prank Others

I had a colleague, great guy by the way, who would make an exell sheet for every weeks progress on a project. Not simply updating 1 exell sheet each time, but creating a completely new sheet, marking the second 'week 2' for example, and would fill out this form again to save it seperately. After weeks and months his desktop was cluttered with loads and loads of files making it one big mess. As an april fools prank, I made a print screen of this 'mess' and turned it into his desktop background. So each time he'd move or delete a file, the 'picture' of it would stay. Drove him nuts, took him a full hour to finally call the It guy, which took another hour or so without finding the 'bug' and ended up reinstalling his entire computer system. This was 12 years ago, i still don't have the guts to tell him...

“As If Nothing Happened”: I Used Artificial Intelligence To See How Some Celebrities Would Look Today If They Were Alive (10 Pics)

Oh Freddie, i grew up without really knowing Queen other than a song or 2. After watching the movie 2 years ago i was so impressed and actually sad that i never really got to know them when i was younger. Freddie is a hero, it feels like he is still here. Great picture.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

and they'll confront you with it during the first review meeting, well duhhh what did you expect without no sufficient training!

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

Plus you'll hear nothing else but updates on this and that neighbour, and uncle Andy and Aunt Suzy.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

So... it wasnt clear that you were responsible of sales and if you dont hit the targets you'll be in trouble?

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

It means we actually do not have a clear position and just want to be able to stuff you with all kinda crappy tasks that nobody else wants to do and you'll not be in the position to decline.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

UHH yeah duhh, it looks like Boss man is an idiot and has no family!

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Centu Rionick • commented on 2 posts 4 years ago

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

How about income tax? Oh no wait... those guys don't play that game

Husband Fed Up With Doing 100% Of The Chores While Pregnant Wife Is Doing Nothing Finally Snaps

I stopped reading after the first paragraph as it does not matter. Your wife is pregnant, her body is single handedly making your child right now. You do whatever she says and asks you, no matter what. Your life is going to change for good in the next few months, you will no longer be you, you will be your childs father, servant and caretaker. Get used to it now you can, your life will change for the better and you will develop and grow as a person like you've never experienced. All you need to do is pick up the chores laying around and forget about 'you' time for a few years. No offence, but how much is it really? I had to push myself for quite some time as well, but in the end each chore takes a good 20-30 minutes at max, and you'll be satisfied afterwards. Cooking, vacuuming, groceries, cleaning up, takes about lets say: 2-3 hours a day? That still leaves you 21-22 hours a day left, and yes, i work full time as well. It hurts and might feel unfair at some points, but let it happen to you and you'll figure it out in the end. Forgot to add: I used to be quite introvert and could go days of being on my own. With 3 kids, i do not get 1 single minute a month at home alone. There is stuff to do , clean, cook and arrange every day. I get around 1 hour of 'me' time a week which could be more if i made time for it, but I'm used to it now. You get to enjoy not having all the flexibility of being only you, but you will get to enjoy the people and family blooming around you.

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Centu Rionick • commented on 13 posts 2 years ago

35 Times People Went 'Dumpster Diving' And Didn't Regret It (New Pics)

yay, 30 pounds of fat and sugar

35 Times People Went 'Dumpster Diving' And Didn't Regret It (New Pics)

Ok, i might be in a different zone here because i've been watching my diet lately, but why would you be happy to find this c**p? Because thats what it is, c**p for your body.

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

If they'd spend those 5 minutes running a few laps each day, then there would not be so much obesity in this picture.

35 Of The Most European Things, According To Americans

We only saw my grandmother from my dads side once a year, because it was a 2 hour trip. Now I live 1 hour away from her and I only see her once every 2 years.. i should visit her more..

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

Pretending to be asleep?? Why would you want to tamper with a gods given gift like that? Let them pretend and enjoy the piece and quite for as much as you can!

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Win win for both! Just scratch our back or chin every now and then and we're all set!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Woof!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Nicknames at most! I'd really have to think to get to their real names because we're all just so used to the nicknames. But besides that, we can go a long way without even knowing those!

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Girls, just treat your husband like he's a dog. It's as simple as that.

Dad Creates Meme Page To Share Everything Parenting, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Hilariously Relatable Posts (New Pics)

And it works both ways!!! So sorry we can't come to your birthday mother in law... little Jess is feeling ill today. or... Ahh nahh sorry man, i cant work late today, my kid needs me.

‘No Context Idiots’: 50 Times People Were So Unbelievably Silly

because we see/saw what our governments/media let us see. The Chinese only saw/see what their government wants/wanted them to see.

Centu Rionick • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

You make it sounds like a place that i really wanna go! Whilst I'm already here...

50 Times People Spotted "Easter Eggs" In The Most Unexpected Places (New Pics)

Thats what she said

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Not sure what happened to that coin but by the looks of that damaged edge I expect at least a tank to have driven over it. You cannot damage it like that by hand.

50 Surprising Movie Facts You Probably Didn't Know, As Shared On This Twitter Account (New Pics)

how did she go to the toilet when being abroad then?

40 Interesting Infographics That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On This Online Group

Well, is it using toilet paper... as in on the toilet? Or using toilet paper as a whipe for basically anything?

The Internet Can't Decide If This Mom's Parenting Hack Is Genius Or Cruel

The "This Is Why I Don't Do Potlucks" Facebook Group Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (40 New Pics)

You technically cannot have a (living) husband anymore if he's been ok with this kind of food all his life.

Centu Rionick • upvoted 2 items 4 years ago

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"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group

Female. This is a common shorthand, to put age and gender (so, 28F, 43M, etc).

Centu Rionick • upvoted 4 items 6 years ago

Woman Feels 'Violated' When A Man Uses A Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her

I'm sorry but...I could understand her reaction if a guy game into a women's bathroom and did that but it was gender neutral so this is a non-issue. If she didn't want to experience anything like this then she shouldn't have gone into a gender neutral bathroom expecting it to be treated like a women's bathroom.

Woman Feels 'Violated' When A Man Uses A Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her

Sounds like someone trying to get her 15mins, and here we are giving it to her......SMH

7-Year-Old Autistic Boy Flying Alone With $10 And A Note Explaining His Condition Gets The Best Seatmate

I checked out the FB page of this Alexa Bjornson and in 1 (even several posts) she is boasting about this story and how great her son got to the other side, the day after she posts a message about a girl in her twenties who went missing after she took a ride from the airport from a stranger! !!!! (see attached pic!) She was later found dead. Oh but yeah great to hear that you put your 7 year old autistic boy on a plane all by itself! If you and his father chose to be separated thats fine, but as the adults YOU are responsible for seeing him, not him! https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Schermafbeelding-2019-07-03-om-092438-5d1c588ca4f23.png

7-Year-Old Autistic Boy Flying Alone With $10 And A Note Explaining His Condition Gets The Best Seatmate

At 7yrs old i wouldn;t of been sent anywhere on my own, let alone if i was autistic, it seems a crazy thing to do.

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