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Dolevaal • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

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“He Couldn’t Handle It”: 29 Stories About Priests And Nuns Deciding They’d Had Enough Of Their Lifestyle

"Laicization" is the process by which a priest is permitted to break his vows without it being held as a sin.

Dolevaal • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

“HR Had To Get Involved”: 45 Disgusting People Who Made Their Coworkers Gag

Sounds like very unhealthy habits to have in a grocery store.

“HR Had To Get Involved”: 45 Disgusting People Who Made Their Coworkers Gag

The "I know where her hands have been...." kills me! I completely understand. I taught preschool and it seems like I told kids every few minutes to wash their hands. Boogers, hands in the diaper, coughing into hands, picking stuff out of the bottom of their shoe, all that yucky stuff. I loved the kids, just not their germs.

Dolevaal • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

A*****t or s****l harrassment.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Try 5 years old.

Dolevaal • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Yeah if you're both 10 years old.

“Recorded The Date With His Glasses”: 75 People Recall Some Of Their Absolute Worst First Dates

The audacity of some people

Dolevaal • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

“She Accidentally Left A 2:45 VM”: 105 Wild Ways People Accidentally Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

A lot of women get creepy messages from men like demanding nudes or what they could do together, even if the women dislike them. So the important question is: did she went along?

“She Accidentally Left A 2:45 VM”: 105 Wild Ways People Accidentally Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

This was depressing.

Dolevaal • upvoted 22 items 1 week ago

37 Bosses Who Got What They Deserved After Pushing Their Employees To The Limit

In case anyone missed it, seventeen. It was seventeen years.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

This sounds like a mental health issue. Schizophrenia can cro up in your 20s

37 Bosses Who Got What They Deserved After Pushing Their Employees To The Limit

In case anyone missed it, seventeen. It was seventeen years.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

This sounds like a mental health issue. Schizophrenia can cro up in your 20s

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

This sounds like the beginnings of a mental disorder.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

"He tried to unclog the toilet one day by playing the frequencies into the bowl." 'Nuff said...

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That's an alcoholic or at least one in the making.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

While I always get a new roll at this point, it is to ensure that I don't run out in a critical situation. All tp is still used, though.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That was alot to unpack.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Very well phrased

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

maybe if he thought he was from the bible he was trying to make wine in the tub?

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Does anyone understand how putting the belt around her neck helped OP see the back of her head, or otherwise assisted in the process of cutting her hair? If yes, please explain it to me, because I am very confused.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

I like that song but don't want to hear it constantly.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

If it were me I'd be retching.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Dream tenant

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That's just ADHD or AuDHD. Which is probably why I was never successful at being a roommate.

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

this review opens the door for some poignant replies, but I struggle for words!

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

If you buy a cheap TARDIS, what do you expect?

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

'Totoro' brings out the ten year old in nearly everyone.

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

awww

79 Painfully Obvious Design Mistakes That Somehow Slipped Through The Cracks

Wrong on both counts.

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

I had no idea that caskets could be so cozy-looking. Maybe I ought to start getting my arrangements in order.

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

Boys are meant to mess up your lipstick, not your mascara. --Marilyn Monroe, I think

79 Painfully Obvious Design Mistakes That Somehow Slipped Through The Cracks

The mixture of Arabic and Roman numerals is odd. The use of IIII for four is not.

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Dolevaal • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That sounds like an eating disorder.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Sounds like someones idea to 'save water. Like she thought the dishes would be cleaned that way too.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That sounds like an eating disorder.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Sounds like someones idea to 'save water. Like she thought the dishes would be cleaned that way too.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Dude. I hope someone called the cops. Thats (obviously) super dangerous for him.

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Dolevaal • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

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Dolevaal • submitted 10 list additions 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Songs You’d Recommend I Put On My Spotify Playlist

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Resolutions For The Upcoming Year?

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Dolevaal • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

That sounds like an eating disorder.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Sounds like someones idea to 'save water. Like she thought the dishes would be cleaned that way too.

87 Entertaining Stories About Weird Roommates People Shared

Dude. I hope someone called the cops. Thats (obviously) super dangerous for him.

Dolevaal • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

61 Bizarre Places People Found Hilarious (Not So) Useful Life Advice

You mean zero.

61 Bizarre Places People Found Hilarious (Not So) Useful Life Advice

Ok I wanna know what book that is.

61 Bizarre Places People Found Hilarious (Not So) Useful Life Advice

I mean I would enjoy the cat on my shoulder.

61 Bizarre Places People Found Hilarious (Not So) Useful Life Advice

Thats not useless in my opinìon. Its actually good advice when you tend think too bad about yourself.

49 Odd Things Elevator Maintenance Workers Found In Shafts That Left Them Speechless

Time to visit a police station.

Dolevaal • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

Women Are Sharing The Most Diabolical Lies Their Partners Told Them And These 53 Are Unhinged

I hope she got divorced later.

“Absolutely Diabolical”: 67 Glorious Times Cheaters Found Out They’d Messed With The Wrong Person

Well done.

“Absolutely Diabolical”: 67 Glorious Times Cheaters Found Out They’d Messed With The Wrong Person

I like this. Its petty, but dangerous or hurting.

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

Is that Voldemort on the door?

You Might Want To Grab Some Popcorn Before Reading These 51 Hilarious Online Reviews (New Pics)

I mean Sauerkraut IS souer as hell. Thats literally its normal Taste! Source: a german.

Woman Wonders Why Others Don’t Get Their Nails Done, Gets 86 Hilariously Honest Replies

So do I 🤩

49 First Dates So Bad They Should Count As Character‑Building Trauma

Same, atleast he was passionate about stuff. I also sometines do little high "woo!" sounds when Im alone in my flat and feel good so I can identify :D

41 People Who Were So Dumb, Netizens Had To Shame Them Online

Ok but why is there no driver?

39 Wild Tinder Profiles That Range From Hilarious To Concerning

Ha! First one I could provide but only a choire arrangement 🤭

Dolevaal • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

Atleast you can see how ridiculous you acted back then.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

I already said it and I will say again: PETS ARE FAMILY!!!

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

Everyone should block this f****r. And some more.

Dolevaal • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

oh come on. my younger (male!!) cousins love playing with my heels. it's childhood curiousity and innocennce.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Sounds like your husband's masculinity is just fine but his coworkers' isn't.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Hahaha also Joshua, it's not gladiator pick and mix, not everything has to be fought

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Dolevaal • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

From one strong woman to another: I too, am fed up with all the aggressive genitalia swinging. 😤😤😤

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Unless you take it on the night of a full moon during a leap year while changing pink, pink, pink into a mirror and clucking like a chicken.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

A*****t or s****l harrassment.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Yeah if you're both 10 years old.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Try 5 years old.

Dolevaal • upvoted 11 items 2 days ago

“He Couldn’t Handle It”: 29 Stories About Priests And Nuns Deciding They’d Had Enough Of Their Lifestyle

"Laicization" is the process by which a priest is permitted to break his vows without it being held as a sin.

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

fairyland?

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

What country is it that you can walk into a store and get the groceries for free?

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

Fun fact: Peter Pettigrew was the secret keeper 🤫

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

It’s a magic elevator. You can’t see it unless the secret keeper has shown it to you

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

Many years ago when a supermarket chain in the UK was bought out by Walmart, they brought in the Greeters, however they were removed not long after following the greeters being told to 'f**k off' regularly

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

Nope. Sorry. If your children are that scared, take them home

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

Nutcase.

79 Ridiculously Laughable Customer Complaints That Made Everyone Question The Person’s Intelligence

"Sorry, but Mr. Bach is no longer composing. In fact, he's doing just the opposite."

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 65 Times People Met People So Entitled, They Still Can’t Shake It Off

"And you're breathing too often."

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 65 Times People Met People So Entitled, They Still Can’t Shake It Off

I'm glad OP's dad is finally old enough to afford a place so OP can stay with him

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