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Liz Perry • upvoted 12 items 5 years ago

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Where do I watch it? I read the Charlie Chaplin thingy.

Vitaly

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Where do I watch it? I read the Charlie Chaplin thingy.

Vitaly

People-Describe-Favorite-Movies-As-Boring-As-Possible

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Change the f-ing record! Yeah, we know about this s**t. You don't need to remind us every week.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Not supportive or helpful in any way

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

She is just old, nothing to do with tips and tricks of insta. Younger models do have smoother and tighter skin, and font have this sort of problems

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Conventionally attractive thin blonde woman gets positive feedback for posting 'natural' photos - news at 11.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Oh, another one of these? We get it, OK?

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Another post about an instaspammer posing differently. YAWN.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

So, people have cellulite. One wouldn't need a special account to "expose" this obvious truth if they looked up from the gadget screen at other people.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Wow, an Instagram vs. reality posting. A fresh new idea!

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

I don't know who this article is meant for, for immature teenagers or ignorant parents?

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Liz Perry • commented on 4 posts 5 years ago

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

I knew a boy in high school who could do that.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Actually it's not refreshing at all. Same ol' boring white woman with insecurities begging for us to tell her not to be insecure. Yawn. Next.

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

I knew a boy in high school who could do that.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Actually it's not refreshing at all. Same ol' boring white woman with insecurities begging for us to tell her not to be insecure. Yawn. Next.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Right?

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Skinny white woman considered pretty and brave? Oh wow!!!

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Liz Perry • commented on 13 posts 6 years ago

Supermarket In Denmark Comes Up With A Brilliant Pricing Trick To Stop Hand Sanitizer Hoarding

So they don't have self checkout in Denmark, eh?

Family Abandoned This Woman When She Decided To Marry A Black Man 70 Years Ago, They’re Still Together Today

The tone of this article smells of 'white savior'. While she was being disowned and having trouble making friends, think of the risks he was taking. A black man would get lynched for even looking at a white woman in those days, and he married one. I really wish this was told more in his voice.

Supermarket In Denmark Comes Up With A Brilliant Pricing Trick To Stop Hand Sanitizer Hoarding

So they don't have self checkout in Denmark, eh?

Family Abandoned This Woman When She Decided To Marry A Black Man 70 Years Ago, They’re Still Together Today

The tone of this article smells of 'white savior'. While she was being disowned and having trouble making friends, think of the risks he was taking. A black man would get lynched for even looking at a white woman in those days, and he married one. I really wish this was told more in his voice.

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

For every one tenant that's this extreme there are 1,000 people paying $500+ a month to live with four other people in shabby, one bathroom apartments with mold, insulation, and decay problems. There are literally Facebook groups created by landlords for landlords to try and find loopholes to keep security deposits that have been exposed. What the hell is the deal with this article, BP? Who do you think it is that's contributing to and clicking on your site?

Brexit Has Happened And Here Are The 30 Funniest Memes

The wordiness of this sign feels so British.

29 Celebrity Encounters That People Found Old Photos Of And Decided To Share

Wait. You look so familiar. Do you live in Western Mass?

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Spencer Gifts

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

This is totally fabricated.

Meet Winnie, The Cocker Spaniel That Looks Like A Real-Life Disney Character

She looks sad all the time, tho.

Someone Apologizes For Blindly Hating On Women Without Seeing The Full Picture, Gets Mixed Reactions

Even at 19 I never judged Lewinsky, but I still think Linda Tripp is a snake for exposing Lewisky against her wishes.

Jimmy Fallon Asks His Followers To Tweet Their Dumbest Family Fights, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

I totally had bad credit at 18 years old because of an overdue library book

Jimmy Fallon Asks His Followers To Tweet Their Dumbest Family Fights, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

My dad once kicked his sister out of our house during a Super Bowl Party because she insisted that she could remember him changing her diaper as a baby and he insisted that babies don't retain memories into adulthood.

People Donate $30k To Send This Target Employee On Vacation After Entitled Customer Calls The Police On Her

IDK, y'all. I don't think the guy needed to give Tori a hard time over it and definitely shouldn't have posted her pic, but I was Tori I would have sold him the toothbrush for the penny. Screw Target.

Dad Watches Kids & Lets Mom Go Shopping, Mom Returns To Him Sleeping While His Kids Draw Him “Posing”

This didn't happen

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Liz Perry • upvoted 11 items 6 years ago

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Thats a bull s**t excuse for jacking rent, Ive been renting since 97 and have always cleaned my places before moving and have always been screwed over on getting my deposit back. If someone leaves you place dirty you take it out of their deposit and than charge more through the court system to fix it.

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Those tenants were clearly some crackheads, and there should be a way to make them pay for the damage. HOWEVER, the vast majority of us renting face abusive conditions from our landlords. Like a 7-month deposit PLUS a bank certification (illegal in my country), or a 40% price raise without having made any refurbishment whatsoever

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Thats a bull s**t excuse for jacking rent, Ive been renting since 97 and have always cleaned my places before moving and have always been screwed over on getting my deposit back. If someone leaves you place dirty you take it out of their deposit and than charge more through the court system to fix it.

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Those tenants were clearly some crackheads, and there should be a way to make them pay for the damage. HOWEVER, the vast majority of us renting face abusive conditions from our landlords. Like a 7-month deposit PLUS a bank certification (illegal in my country), or a 40% price raise without having made any refurbishment whatsoever

30 Legal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal Whenever You Do Them

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

Lmao!!!

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

Riiiight. Then everyone clapped.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Chalk to up to another case of "S**t that never happened but I do this because I'm starved for attention."

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

I, too, do my grocery shopping at Spencer's.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Things must be a little more lax on the other side of the pond. Here in the US there's NO WAY you're ever going to find penis pasta in a regular store. It'd have to be some sort of novelty, or sex store, otherwise people would be so offended, they'd probably faint, and/or sue just by having looked at it. We're a little too uptight over here.

My Sister’s School Health Clinic May Need Some Emoji-Education

Someone Apologizes For Blindly Hating On Women Without Seeing The Full Picture, Gets Mixed Reactions

You're being too hard on snakes. Some of them are pretty cool

Dumbest-Family-Fight-Jimmy-Fallon

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Liz Perry • submitted a new post 7 years ago

I’m Just Super Pumped About My Halloween Costume, This Year.

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Liz Perry • commented on 4 posts 5 years ago

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

I knew a boy in high school who could do that.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Actually it's not refreshing at all. Same ol' boring white woman with insecurities begging for us to tell her not to be insecure. Yawn. Next.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Right?

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Skinny white woman considered pretty and brave? Oh wow!!!

Liz Perry • commented on 16 posts 6 years ago

Supermarket In Denmark Comes Up With A Brilliant Pricing Trick To Stop Hand Sanitizer Hoarding

So they don't have self checkout in Denmark, eh?

Family Abandoned This Woman When She Decided To Marry A Black Man 70 Years Ago, They’re Still Together Today

The tone of this article smells of 'white savior'. While she was being disowned and having trouble making friends, think of the risks he was taking. A black man would get lynched for even looking at a white woman in those days, and he married one. I really wish this was told more in his voice.

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

For every one tenant that's this extreme there are 1,000 people paying $500+ a month to live with four other people in shabby, one bathroom apartments with mold, insulation, and decay problems. There are literally Facebook groups created by landlords for landlords to try and find loopholes to keep security deposits that have been exposed. What the hell is the deal with this article, BP? Who do you think it is that's contributing to and clicking on your site?

Brexit Has Happened And Here Are The 30 Funniest Memes

The wordiness of this sign feels so British.

29 Celebrity Encounters That People Found Old Photos Of And Decided To Share

Wait. You look so familiar. Do you live in Western Mass?

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Spencer Gifts

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

This is totally fabricated.

Meet Winnie, The Cocker Spaniel That Looks Like A Real-Life Disney Character

She looks sad all the time, tho.

Someone Apologizes For Blindly Hating On Women Without Seeing The Full Picture, Gets Mixed Reactions

Even at 19 I never judged Lewinsky, but I still think Linda Tripp is a snake for exposing Lewisky against her wishes.

Jimmy Fallon Asks His Followers To Tweet Their Dumbest Family Fights, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

I totally had bad credit at 18 years old because of an overdue library book

Jimmy Fallon Asks His Followers To Tweet Their Dumbest Family Fights, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

My dad once kicked his sister out of our house during a Super Bowl Party because she insisted that she could remember him changing her diaper as a baby and he insisted that babies don't retain memories into adulthood.

People Donate $30k To Send This Target Employee On Vacation After Entitled Customer Calls The Police On Her

IDK, y'all. I don't think the guy needed to give Tori a hard time over it and definitely shouldn't have posted her pic, but I was Tori I would have sold him the toothbrush for the penny. Screw Target.

Dad Watches Kids & Lets Mom Go Shopping, Mom Returns To Him Sleeping While His Kids Draw Him “Posing”

This didn't happen

Hollywood Did Not Appreciate Ricky Gervais Roasting Them With His Golden Globes Monologue

The guy is a transphobic POS.

'Devil's Horns' Sunrise Photo Goes Viral And It's 100% Real

Commenting with concern about the Nora Jones reference. Did her publicist write this article?

People Can Admit Their "Sick" Plush Toys To This Plushie Hospital In Japan So That They Could Be Restored

Aw! Growing up there used to be a teddy bear parade every year and they had a teddy bear hospital where you could get your buddy fixed

Liz Perry • upvoted 12 items 5 years ago

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Where do I watch it? I read the Charlie Chaplin thingy.

Vitaly

People-Describe-Favorite-Movies-As-Boring-As-Possible

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Wow, an Instagram vs. reality posting. A fresh new idea!

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Change the f-ing record! Yeah, we know about this s**t. You don't need to remind us every week.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Not supportive or helpful in any way

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

She is just old, nothing to do with tips and tricks of insta. Younger models do have smoother and tighter skin, and font have this sort of problems

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

So, people have cellulite. One wouldn't need a special account to "expose" this obvious truth if they looked up from the gadget screen at other people.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Conventionally attractive thin blonde woman gets positive feedback for posting 'natural' photos - news at 11.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Oh, another one of these? We get it, OK?

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

Another post about an instaspammer posing differently. YAWN.

Ironically, This 33-Year-Old Who Exposes 'Perfect' Instagram Models Has More Followers Than Most Of Them (30 Pics)

I don't know who this article is meant for, for immature teenagers or ignorant parents?

Liz Perry • upvoted 8 items 6 years ago

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Thats a bull s**t excuse for jacking rent, Ive been renting since 97 and have always cleaned my places before moving and have always been screwed over on getting my deposit back. If someone leaves you place dirty you take it out of their deposit and than charge more through the court system to fix it.

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

Those tenants were clearly some crackheads, and there should be a way to make them pay for the damage. HOWEVER, the vast majority of us renting face abusive conditions from our landlords. Like a 7-month deposit PLUS a bank certification (illegal in my country), or a 40% price raise without having made any refurbishment whatsoever

30 Legal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal Whenever You Do Them

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

Riiiight. Then everyone clapped.

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

Lmao!!!

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

I, too, do my grocery shopping at Spencer's.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Things must be a little more lax on the other side of the pond. Here in the US there's NO WAY you're ever going to find penis pasta in a regular store. It'd have to be some sort of novelty, or sex store, otherwise people would be so offended, they'd probably faint, and/or sue just by having looked at it. We're a little too uptight over here.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

Chalk to up to another case of "S**t that never happened but I do this because I'm starved for attention."

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