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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Me too, I watched Breaking Ba.

“How History Looks”: 50 Interesting Historical Photos You Might Not Find In Textbooks

Neighbour countrys Norway and Finland already drove on the right side and having the same as them made it easier crossing the borders, trade and less accidents with tourists from those countries.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 23 posts 11 months ago

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

Oh, the hours and hours I spent burning CDs.

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

So... Yes this is a red flag, but not because he's evil. I have a similar problem. Growing up, my mother became violent when we cried, so now I have a profound fight/flight response when someone cries around me.

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

Oh, the hours and hours I spent burning CDs.

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

There are some in Mississippi.

32 Men Share How Life Turned Upside Down After They Ruined Things With Their Partners

Dog Mom to Zoe: I agree. I don't know why you were downvoted so hard.

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

If I'm really mad, I sign then up for Scientology literature. Those Mfers will never let you escape their spam.

“How History Looks”: 50 Interesting Historical Photos You Might Not Find In Textbooks

Why did they change sides?

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

gum and a stick.

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Okay, but this just states the obvious.

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

It works and is not addictive.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Not for long.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Before I read the title, I thought this was a long hallway at night.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

05:00 at the earliest

50 Creepy Facts About Disturbing Things That Really Happened

Sometimes being chunky can be beneficial, I guess.

45 Stories About People Finding Out They Were Being Cheated On

I've been there. One day, he said I was the love of his life; the next, I couldn't do anything right.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

That's not exclusive to Los Angeles.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

I'm guessing she's a blonde woman in her mid-twenties, about 5'5" (165 cm) tall.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Perhaps he picks up Vibraphones as a hobby.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

I had to look it up. "Nobu is a highly acclaimed, upscale restaurant and hotel chain founded by Japanese chef Nobu Matsuhisa."

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Daylight Saving Time gives us more light at the end of the day. During summer, when we already have more light. DST is f*cking stupid.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

I was in a Trader Joe's (TJs gets VERY crowded sometimes) and doing the usual dance trying to navigate a cart through the crowded aisles. One lady ran into my cart and said "Oh, I'm so sorry!" I said, "No worries, we're all trying our best." She got a look of realization and said, "Yes we are!"

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

Is there Pórn on YouTube? I thought they banned that sort of thing?

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

Because High School is a blip of time in one's life and has little to no effect on anything.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Great point.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 11 items 11 months ago

32 Men Share How Life Turned Upside Down After They Ruined Things With Their Partners

I may be looking into this too deeply, but it seems that he's taking credit for her happiness.

“Funny Or Offensive?”: 50 Photos That Play A Dangerous Game Between Humor And Insult

Gen-X and older Millennials have it rough AF RN.

32 Men Share How Life Turned Upside Down After They Ruined Things With Their Partners

I may be looking into this too deeply, but it seems that he's taking credit for her happiness.

“Funny Or Offensive?”: 50 Photos That Play A Dangerous Game Between Humor And Insult

Gen-X and older Millennials have it rough AF RN.

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

very "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared"

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

FYI probably emergency sprinklers, not the regular lawn ones

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Yes, we do 😔

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Looks like a hallway on the Enterprise

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

But hand all their extra stuff to the women to carry in their bags.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Thank you!! I DO NOT want to be dark until 9am in the winter. STANDARD TIME ALL THE TIME

45 Stories About People Finding Out They Were Being Cheated On

Sorry that happened to you. Hope you have found or will find The One.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Perhaps he picks up Vibraphones as a hobby.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Whoa, slow down there, Magellan!

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 6 years ago

History

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art & Design, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art & Design, Visual Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 6 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

50 Disturbing Things Found In Homes That Were Abandoned Or Forgotten

This isn't in great condition, so it would probably only be worth about $5. If you get one in near perfect condition, then you could get hundreds for it.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Sorry about the teste, Jon.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

This will get downvoted into oblivion but... If I had $200k to throw around, you bet your sweet a$$ I'm going on a rocket to float around the stratosphere.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Turns out, back in the day, you could just say stuff in advertisements.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 16 posts 11 months ago

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

Oh, the hours and hours I spent burning CDs.

50 Stories Of People Who Overlooked Red Flags So Big They Were Blinding

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

There are some in Mississippi.

32 Men Share How Life Turned Upside Down After They Ruined Things With Their Partners

Dog Mom to Zoe: I agree. I don't know why you were downvoted so hard.

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

If I'm really mad, I sign then up for Scientology literature. Those Mfers will never let you escape their spam.

“How History Looks”: 50 Interesting Historical Photos You Might Not Find In Textbooks

Why did they change sides?

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

gum and a stick.

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Okay, but this just states the obvious.

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

It works and is not addictive.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Not for long.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Before I read the title, I thought this was a long hallway at night.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

05:00 at the earliest

50 Creepy Facts About Disturbing Things That Really Happened

Sometimes being chunky can be beneficial, I guess.

45 Stories About People Finding Out They Were Being Cheated On

I've been there. One day, he said I was the love of his life; the next, I couldn't do anything right.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

That's not exclusive to Los Angeles.

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

I'm guessing she's a blonde woman in her mid-twenties, about 5'5" (165 cm) tall.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Me too, I watched Breaking Ba.

“How History Looks”: 50 Interesting Historical Photos You Might Not Find In Textbooks

Neighbour countrys Norway and Finland already drove on the right side and having the same as them made it easier crossing the borders, trade and less accidents with tourists from those countries.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 18 items 11 months ago

32 Men Share How Life Turned Upside Down After They Ruined Things With Their Partners

I may be looking into this too deeply, but it seems that he's taking credit for her happiness.

“Funny Or Offensive?”: 50 Photos That Play A Dangerous Game Between Humor And Insult

Gen-X and older Millennials have it rough AF RN.

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

very "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared"

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

FYI probably emergency sprinklers, not the regular lawn ones

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Yes, we do 😔

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

But hand all their extra stuff to the women to carry in their bags.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Looks like a hallway on the Enterprise

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Thank you!! I DO NOT want to be dark until 9am in the winter. STANDARD TIME ALL THE TIME

45 Stories About People Finding Out They Were Being Cheated On

Sorry that happened to you. Hope you have found or will find The One.

Memes-The-Daily-Laughs

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Whoa, slow down there, Magellan!

50 Overheard Conversations In LA That Deserve A Special Place On The Internet

Perhaps he picks up Vibraphones as a hobby.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

depends on how well they work really

38 Cool Charts And Guides That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Okay, now the same for European countries. Or Europe.

Job Interviews Took A Wild Turn When These 50 Candidates Got Hit With The Most Absurd Questions

You are not allowed to ask questions like that!!

Curiosities

Today-I-Learned-Something-New-Facts

TIL Eminem wrote 'Brain Damage' about his actual childhood bully, DeAngelo Bailey. Bailey boasted in an interview that he gave Eminem a concussion so bad, his ears bled and he lost his vision. He had also attempted to sue Eminem for slander in 2001. A judge dismissed the claim in the form of a rap.