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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 1 week ago

51 Delusional And Dumb People Who Thought They Were Sharing Deep Insights (New Pics)

I'm so glad to hear that he's unhappy. That makes me happy.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Struggle To See Good In The World, These 89 Uplifting Memes Can Help

The zoomies are about to start...take cover!

59 Medical Professionals Share The Most Unhinged Chart Notes They’ve Ever Seen

Might be to keep the patient from going into alcohol withdrawal.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 6 items 3 weeks ago

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47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

You mock, but cases of spontaneous human combustion have gone right down since the current generation discovered water. Until then, we hardly dared to go out in the sunlight in case our dried-out husks that passed as bodies suddenly went up in flames.

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47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

They are a ridiculous amount of work for something so small. And they require a physical, mental, emotional, monetary commitment for many years. If you don’t want to make that commitment, don’t have them

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

It sounds like she doesn't know how to use a graphing calculator.

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

But some people don't use their brains at all.

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Because others would rather ignore or block you?

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

It's one thing to be a genius (making assumptions here) and being able to communicate your genius. Learn to communicate!

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Oh, so he's a master of (specially) useless trivia!

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

It's one thing to be a genius (making assumptions here) and being able to communicate your genius. Learn to communicate!

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Oh, so he's a master of (specially) useless trivia!

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

And be able to give credible recommendations to customers,

79 Painfully Obvious Design Mistakes That Somehow Slipped Through The Cracks

Put googly eyes on the dots.

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

And be able to give credible recommendations to customers,

79 Painfully Obvious Design Mistakes That Somehow Slipped Through The Cracks

Put googly eyes on the dots.

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Clearly didn't pay attention in 2nd grade.

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

75 Adults Share Their Best ‘Cheat Codes’ That Make Grownup Life More Bearable

I dunno...I get kinda antsy when my carbon monoxide level drops too low.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

A lot depends on how safe we feel.

75 Adults Share Their Best ‘Cheat Codes’ That Make Grownup Life More Bearable

I dunno...I get kinda antsy when my carbon monoxide level drops too low.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

A lot depends on how safe we feel.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

And will compliment yours!

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

Metabolism eventually catches up to us.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

There are times when she asks when I tell what I'm thinking through all its twists and turns, ending with "Glad you asked?"

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 7 items 2 months ago

Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

43 Hilarious Cartoons By Tyson Cole That Convey The Message With Little To No Words (New Pics)

But you see, in contrast to the ladies, we guys actually have fun when that happens

Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

43 Hilarious Cartoons By Tyson Cole That Convey The Message With Little To No Words (New Pics)

But you see, in contrast to the ladies, we guys actually have fun when that happens

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43 Hilarious Cartoons By Tyson Cole That Convey The Message With Little To No Words (New Pics)

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99 Cringey And Absurd Pictures That Are So Bad, They’re Good

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

It's to keep the optimal temperature for s***m production, which is lower than regular body temperature. So they play the move closer to the fire, get away from the fire.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

I'm sorry, but it's much worse than that. We are actually PROUD of our farts.

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

50 Nostalgic And Relatable Posts That Might Make Gen X Feel More Than Their Back Pain (New Pics)

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

50 Nostalgic And Relatable Posts That Might Make Gen X Feel More Than Their Back Pain (New Pics)

Saving to the cloud annoys me, I want stuff on my hard drive, I do not want it all online being used as material for AI.

50 Nostalgic And Relatable Posts That Might Make Gen X Feel More Than Their Back Pain (New Pics)

Saving to the cloud annoys me, I want stuff on my hard drive, I do not want it all online being used as material for AI.

50 Nostalgic And Relatable Posts That Might Make Gen X Feel More Than Their Back Pain (New Pics)

YUP, always.

50 Nostalgic And Relatable Posts That Might Make Gen X Feel More Than Their Back Pain (New Pics)

Not a single point earned on this list.

53 Times Women Responded To Sexism With Brutal Wit

I think men like this should have a five pound weight attached to their balls for a week.

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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Hey Guy Pandas, Complete The Sentence "I'm So Secure In My Masculinity That..." (Closed)

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey, Pandas: Complete The Sentence: "Is It Just Me, Or..."

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Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Personal Crackpot Theory? (Closed)

Theoretical Empiricist • submitted 10 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Everyone Loves But You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Struggle To See Good In The World, These 89 Uplifting Memes Can Help

The zoomies are about to start...take cover!

59 Medical Professionals Share The Most Unhinged Chart Notes They’ve Ever Seen

Might be to keep the patient from going into alcohol withdrawal.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

It's one thing to be a genius (making assumptions here) and being able to communicate your genius. Learn to communicate!

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Oh, so he's a master of (specially) useless trivia!

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

As Stephen Colbert put it, "Reality has a confirmed liberal bias."

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

I figured that out when I was 12, no regrets in the 53 years since.

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

Just enthusiastically reply. "Yes I do!!"

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

Anecdotal evidence is still evidence, it's just of such low quality that a LOT of anecdotal evidence is needed to warrant action. Sometimes, it's all we have.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

And be able to give credible recommendations to customers,

79 Painfully Obvious Design Mistakes That Somehow Slipped Through The Cracks

Put googly eyes on the dots.

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Clearly didn't pay attention in 2nd grade.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

75 Adults Share Their Best ‘Cheat Codes’ That Make Grownup Life More Bearable

I dunno...I get kinda antsy when my carbon monoxide level drops too low.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

A lot depends on how safe we feel.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

And will compliment yours!

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

Metabolism eventually catches up to us.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

There are times when she asks when I tell what I'm thinking through all its twists and turns, ending with "Glad you asked?"

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

“I Feel Extremely Dumb”: 20 Hilarious Stories Of Moments When People Seriously Messed Up

Your father hates you.

“I Feel Extremely Dumb”: 20 Hilarious Stories Of Moments When People Seriously Messed Up

The nurse probably posted the story elsewhere on BP.

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

About as effective as calling an actual customer service line.

40 Funny Science Fiction Memes That Will Have You Out Of This World

Translation please?

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 1 week ago

51 Delusional And Dumb People Who Thought They Were Sharing Deep Insights (New Pics)

I'm so glad to hear that he's unhappy. That makes me happy.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

It sounds like she doesn't know how to use a graphing calculator.

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Because others would rather ignore or block you?

47 Very Wrong Facts That Keep Getting Repeated On Reddit

But some people don't use their brains at all.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 7 items 2 months ago

Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

Comics, Funny

43 Hilarious Cartoons By Tyson Cole That Convey The Message With Little To No Words (New Pics)

But you see, in contrast to the ladies, we guys actually have fun when that happens

Funny-Pop-Culture-Memes-Jokes-Whatsif

Funny

99 Cringey And Absurd Pictures That Are So Bad, They’re Good

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

I'm sorry, but it's much worse than that. We are actually PROUD of our farts.

“The Noises”: 79 Things Women Discovered About Men That No One Warned Them About

It's to keep the optimal temperature for s***m production, which is lower than regular body temperature. So they play the move closer to the fire, get away from the fire.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 3 months ago

53 Times Women Responded To Sexism With Brutal Wit

I think men like this should have a five pound weight attached to their balls for a week.

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