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Pansexual-Pancake
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Pansexual-Pancake • upvoted 17 items 4 years ago
I Tell My Dad About All The Funny Things I See On Here. He Wanted To Get In On The Action. This Baby Squirrel Climbed Up His Leg When He Was Mowing The Lawn. So He Took A Pic With His Phone, Went To CVS And Printed It Out, Mailed It To Me And Told Me To Share
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Pansexual-Pancake • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago
Hey Pandas, Predict The Future
The entire world population will go vegan in an act to stop animal cruelty. Animals we hunt and feed on will take over earth. we can no longer go outside nor go to the ocean. Due to the increased amounts of animals, it won't be possible to look after them. We cannot go to the sea as there will be higher risks of getting eaten by sea animals such as sharks. Day-by-day humans will keep getting killed by those animals till all humans die. And when we all die, animals will use our remains to live a more luxurious life than we humans ever lived :P Land animals with gigantic mansions, thousands of luxurious vehicles, better quality food, and goods. Sea animals owning underwater cities. All that you could ever think of. I can still see Mr. and Mrs. Ferret driving their Lamborghini, Wearing decent fits you will never see in the 21st century just to pick up their 1-year-old from the "Kindergarten of Ferrets". I can see Ms.Great White Shark on her private submarine to the "land of whales" to sign a gazillion-dollar deal. That's life. I bet you will realize how boring it's to be a Homosapien. I bet you are crying in bed rn cause you are mad that you were never an animal like em' all.Hey Pandas, Predict The Future
The entire world population will go vegan in an act to stop animal cruelty. Animals we hunt and feed on will take over earth. we can no longer go outside nor go to the ocean. Due to the increased amounts of animals, it won't be possible to look after them. We cannot go to the sea as there will be higher risks of getting eaten by sea animals such as sharks. Day-by-day humans will keep getting killed by those animals till all humans die. And when we all die, animals will use our remains to live a more luxurious life than we humans ever lived :P Land animals with gigantic mansions, thousands of luxurious vehicles, better quality food, and goods. Sea animals owning underwater cities. All that you could ever think of. I can still see Mr. and Mrs. Ferret driving their Lamborghini, Wearing decent fits you will never see in the 21st century just to pick up their 1-year-old from the "Kindergarten of Ferrets". I can see Ms.Great White Shark on her private submarine to the "land of whales" to sign a gazillion-dollar deal. That's life. I bet you will realize how boring it's to be a Homosapien. I bet you are crying in bed rn cause you are mad that you were never an animal like em' all.Hey Pandas, Predict The Future
Peace will be taken from the earth, there will be wars and rumor of wars. Natural Disasters will double all over the world. The U.S. will destroy itself. Nuclear bombs will destroy countries.
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