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Eggwodd • commented on 18 posts 1 hour ago

This Photographer Captures The Beautifully Odd Details Hiding In Plain Sight Around Cities (80 Pics)

Scrappy guy has seen some stuff.

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Maybe it's what the typical family who shops there looks like??

This Photographer Captures The Beautifully Odd Details Hiding In Plain Sight Around Cities (80 Pics)

Scrappy guy has seen some stuff.

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Maybe it's what the typical family who shops there looks like??

67 Parents Who Made People Laugh Instead Of Just Complaining On X (March Edition)

Yep.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

The best solution is to have rooms on either side of the teenagers, so when you both snore, it's in stereo and it drives the kids nuts too!

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Nah, they're all connected...

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

I was going to say "blame it on Yoko", but when I looked up the dates, they didn't meet until 3 months later. It's still fun to say though.

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Sister from the same mister? Nah, really doesn't work.

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

Holy Bar Catman!

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

I'm a huge cat lover and LOVE my kits, but I would never stop to sit and let them lick these - NOPE, these are squeezed right into a bowl.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

I need a Dart Swinger.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

BONUS - You can memorize the alphabet backwards during boring conversations in case you get pulled over!

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Eggwodd • upvoted 8 items 6 hours ago

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Much better wordplay than the other one.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Happy it's also showing people the correct way to hang the roll

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Much better wordplay than the other one.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Happy it's also showing people the correct way to hang the roll

41 Aesthetic Cat Photos Shared By This Page That Capture Felines At Their Most Majestic

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Sounds like the best sort of picking up hot chicks

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Why was their race relevant to the anecdote if not racism?

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

This can only end well.

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Eggwodd • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

I want it bat way.

Chicago High School Senior Has Her Diploma Withheld After Viral Moment During Graduation

I know how she can "make amends for her actions", tell the chick on stage holding her diploma to rethink that awful dress.

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

I want it bat way.

Chicago High School Senior Has Her Diploma Withheld After Viral Moment During Graduation

I know how she can "make amends for her actions", tell the chick on stage holding her diploma to rethink that awful dress.

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

Is that what they call the 2nd toe when it's longer??

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

A German royal family owned it and sold it to the Met in 1939. Direct your art/antiquities rage on the Germans😊

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

I was suspicious, but apparently 1856 had idiots too.

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

Believe it or not, this one's NOT in a British museum!

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

This was her "Wagon Wheel Watusi" chair.

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

Yikes

“If It Looks Like Its Mum”: 55 Hilarious “Reply All” Work Email Fails

Of course he said "rammed down our throats"...

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Eggwodd • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

This was her "Wagon Wheel Watusi" chair.

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

Looks more like the Oh God of Hangovers

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

This was her "Wagon Wheel Watusi" chair.

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

Looks more like the Oh God of Hangovers

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Funny side effect though. My son looks and acts so much like me that it's forced me to work on myself. I can't let my wife suffer TWO of this person.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Idris Elba (swoons)

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Eggwodd • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Fails, Funny

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken That Shows “Pure Determination”

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

License Plates!

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted 9 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Photos Of Pets Who Look Completely Done With 2025

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Harmless Thing Did You Do That People Totally Overreacted To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Cats (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Socks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Best Thrift Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Eggwodd • submitted 9 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic And Show Us What You're Doing Right Now

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Decorations (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Costume (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Weirdest Thing In Your Kitchen Drawer (Closed)

From Tiny Fluffballs To Full-Grown Mischief: 33 Pets Then And Now

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Wear One Halloween Costume For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, You Have 60 Seconds To Ruin A First Date — What Do You Say?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Autumn Leaves In Your Area

Eggwodd • commented on 18 posts 1 hour ago

This Photographer Captures The Beautifully Odd Details Hiding In Plain Sight Around Cities (80 Pics)

Scrappy guy has seen some stuff.

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Maybe it's what the typical family who shops there looks like??

67 Parents Who Made People Laugh Instead Of Just Complaining On X (March Edition)

Yep.

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

And your point? 🦇💗🧹

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

Buy the kid a trampoline and position it so they can bounce up and see the dog/bird.

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

I love how he even provided a pen on a chain.

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

They always do this right after you've waited a week, got the false sense of security that "this is the one", went and bought a case.

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

Upcycling at its best!

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

I hate that car dealers no longer put ashtrays in cars. Now people just directly throw the butts out their window. At least before, a percentage of drivers actually emptied the trays in the trash.

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

Thank you.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

The best solution is to have rooms on either side of the teenagers, so when you both snore, it's in stereo and it drives the kids nuts too!

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Nah, they're all connected...

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

I was going to say "blame it on Yoko", but when I looked up the dates, they didn't meet until 3 months later. It's still fun to say though.

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Sister from the same mister? Nah, really doesn't work.

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

Holy Bar Catman!

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

I'm a huge cat lover and LOVE my kits, but I would never stop to sit and let them lick these - NOPE, these are squeezed right into a bowl.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

I need a Dart Swinger.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

BONUS - You can memorize the alphabet backwards during boring conversations in case you get pulled over!

Eggwodd • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

I want it bat way.

Chicago High School Senior Has Her Diploma Withheld After Viral Moment During Graduation

I know how she can "make amends for her actions", tell the chick on stage holding her diploma to rethink that awful dress.

Eggwodd • upvoted 20 items 4 hours ago

41 Aesthetic Cat Photos Shared By This Page That Capture Felines At Their Most Majestic

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Why was their race relevant to the anecdote if not racism?

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

This can only end well.

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83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Sounds like the best sort of picking up hot chicks

67 Parents Who Made People Laugh Instead Of Just Complaining On X (March Edition)

Honestly, I'm just happy if they use ANY trash can

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

That's enough BP for me today.

Neighborhood-Drama-Posts-Best-Of-Nextdoor

Funny-Married-Memes-Jokes

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Funny side effect though. My son looks and acts so much like me that it's forced me to work on myself. I can't let my wife suffer TWO of this person.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Idris Elba (swoons)

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Coincidentally, Jack Keyes also holds the Guinness World Record for the longest wee ever taken.

People Shared Their 2020 vs 2026 Photos, And These Transformations Stole The Show

It's a bit unorthodox but I like it.

Funny-Cats-Liking-Treats

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This Photographer Captures The Beautifully Odd Details Hiding In Plain Sight Around Cities (80 Pics)

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

This Photographer Captures The Beautifully Odd Details Hiding In Plain Sight Around Cities (80 Pics)

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

67 Parents Who Made People Laugh Instead Of Just Complaining On X (March Edition)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

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77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

51 Cats Having Such A Good Time With Their Food, It's Impossible Not To Laugh

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

41 Aesthetic Cat Photos Shared By This Page That Capture Felines At Their Most Majestic

41 Aesthetic Cat Photos Shared By This Page That Capture Felines At Their Most Majestic

41 Aesthetic Cat Photos Shared By This Page That Capture Felines At Their Most Majestic

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Chicago High School Senior Has Her Diploma Withheld After Viral Moment During Graduation

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Chicago High School Senior Has Her Diploma Withheld After Viral Moment During Graduation

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

“If It Looks Like Its Mum”: 55 Hilarious “Reply All” Work Email Fails

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

83 Fascinating Historical Treasures That Have Survived Through Time To Teach Us Something Today

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License Plates!

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Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Socks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Best Thrift Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic And Show Us What You're Doing Right Now

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

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