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Eggwodd • commented on 13 posts 4 hours ago

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

Idaho's actually the "gem state", but potatoes are much cheaper prop material!

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

That took me a minute.

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

Idaho's actually the "gem state", but potatoes are much cheaper prop material!

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

That took me a minute.

Manosphere's Andrew Tate Got Arrested In Florida, And The Video Has Prompted Some Of The Best Memes In Ages

This should be so much higher!

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Eggwodd • upvoted 14 items 6 hours ago

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Manosphere's Andrew Tate Got Arrested In Florida, And The Video Has Prompted Some Of The Best Memes In Ages

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Manosphere's Andrew Tate Got Arrested In Florida, And The Video Has Prompted Some Of The Best Memes In Ages

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Is it a flex that I know all the words to this song by heart?

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

She’s closer in age to her newborn baby than she is her husband

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Yes,I'm sure someone gave David his appy slices.

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Hey, they just returned their carts to the proper drop-off location. I see nothing wrong about that.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I would have to know who she is first.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Pew-Pew.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I've actually liked him the last 10 months or so. ...I like him d**d. Two things that'll never get old: 1) Charlie Kirk jokes. 2) Charlie Kirk.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Shakespeare’s play is a work of fiction loosely based on real characters. It's fine to set it in any time period you like: it's about the characters not the costume. The original Hamlet, according to Saxo Grammaticus, predates the original Macbeth, but the play has often been performed in modern dress, as have other works. TLDR: oh for God's sake, stop it.

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Can p***s size go into negative numbers? Cause I think this guy proves it.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Still 1,000 xs more competent than Trump is.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I do hope Trump makes an exception to this.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Why does she always wear the letter t on her neck?

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Eggwodd • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Pretty sure this is how it feels when you know you'll be pullin' Star Wars residuals for the rest of your life!

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Not buyin' it, looks AI

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Pretty sure this is how it feels when you know you'll be pullin' Star Wars residuals for the rest of your life!

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Not buyin' it, looks AI

76 Screenshots That Show The Satisfaction Of Catching Someone Lying

Is that item supposed to remove the little white part on the yolk? Why???

76 Screenshots That Show The Satisfaction Of Catching Someone Lying

Since when does Northern California have a vehicle border patrol?

The World Cup 2026 Is Over But The Memes Aren’t—Here Are 100 That Captured This Year’s Chaos

Ewwwww

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Eggwodd • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

The World Cup 2026 Is Over But The Memes Aren’t—Here Are 100 That Captured This Year’s Chaos

The way Argentina and Paraguay played they were a disgrace to the sport! And the fact that the referees barely lifted a finger really pissed me off. Its not Ultimate fighting! Its football!

Best-World-Cup-2026-Memes-Jokes

The World Cup 2026 Is Over But The Memes Aren’t—Here Are 100 That Captured This Year’s Chaos

The way Argentina and Paraguay played they were a disgrace to the sport! And the fact that the referees barely lifted a finger really pissed me off. Its not Ultimate fighting! Its football!

Best-World-Cup-2026-Memes-Jokes

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Is that an airplane chair in their house?

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Always my nose. I swear, it becomes the itchiest thing in the world once my hands are busy. Or decides that a sneeze is coming on when I'm eating or when I'm holding a too-full cup of some hot beverage

Ram Covered In Trumper Stickers Gets What He Deserves

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Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

He's on a mission from God

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

This is fine, but according to some people I can't get my tits removed because it's "mutilating my body"... make it make sense

Eggwodd • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Fails, Funny

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Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken That Shows “Pure Determination”

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

License Plates!

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Photos Of Pets Who Look Completely Done With 2025

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Eggwodd • submitted 13 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Harmless Thing Did You Do That People Totally Overreacted To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Cats (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Decorations (Closed)

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From Tiny Fluffballs To Full-Grown Mischief: 33 Pets Then And Now

Eggwodd • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Wear One Halloween Costume For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Autumn Leaves In Your Area

Eggwodd • commented on 13 posts 4 hours ago

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

Idaho's actually the "gem state", but potatoes are much cheaper prop material!

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

That took me a minute.

Manosphere's Andrew Tate Got Arrested In Florida, And The Video Has Prompted Some Of The Best Memes In Ages

This should be so much higher!

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Apparently all the twinkle lights on the truck aren't enough to say "LOOK AT ME"!

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Obviously on a non-school day, otherwise, they'd be towed in a second.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Only of the "rebuilt' towers, not the original.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I hate it when they work their way into a nice, professionally framed picture, then d*e - usually in a place you can't not see every time you walk by it!

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure she's had the exact same expression for all events for decades.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Gracious, who takes the time to get a nice manicure and then dresses like that??

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Why yes, yes it is.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

In most places. Calif it was 1862!

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

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Eggwodd • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Pretty sure this is how it feels when you know you'll be pullin' Star Wars residuals for the rest of your life!

87 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not All Social Media Posts Are Toxic And Negative

Not buyin' it, looks AI

76 Screenshots That Show The Satisfaction Of Catching Someone Lying

Is that item supposed to remove the little white part on the yolk? Why???

76 Screenshots That Show The Satisfaction Of Catching Someone Lying

Since when does Northern California have a vehicle border patrol?

The World Cup 2026 Is Over But The Memes Aren’t—Here Are 100 That Captured This Year’s Chaos

Ewwwww

Eggwodd • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

I framed some of the larger ones of my Great Grandmothers, she was really talented.

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Oh the elephant!

Eggwodd • upvoted 20 items 7 hours ago

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

He's on a mission from God

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

Blues Brothers vibe

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Extremely-Dumb-Funny-Screenshots

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Is that an airplane chair in their house?

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

Lol Cat5 or Cat6?

Manosphere's Andrew Tate Got Arrested In Florida, And The Video Has Prompted Some Of The Best Memes In Ages

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Hey, they just returned their carts to the proper drop-off location. I see nothing wrong about that.

71 Times People Saw Such Outrageous Parking, They Had To Share The Pics Online

Can p***s size go into negative numbers? Cause I think this guy proves it.

Ram Covered In Trumper Stickers Gets What He Deserves

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I do hope Trump makes an exception to this.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I would have to know who she is first.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Is it a flex that I know all the words to this song by heart?

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Still 1,000 xs more competent than Trump is.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

She’s closer in age to her newborn baby than she is her husband

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Why does she always wear the letter t on her neck?

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Pew-Pew.

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

I've actually liked him the last 10 months or so. ...I like him d**d. Two things that'll never get old: 1) Charlie Kirk jokes. 2) Charlie Kirk.

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