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Eggwodd • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

I framed some of the larger ones of my Great Grandmothers, she was really talented.

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Oh the elephant!

Eggwodd • commented on 12 posts 5 days ago

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

A little Black Forest anyone?

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

Mechanical tree house?

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

A little Black Forest anyone?

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

Mechanical tree house?

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I literally washed my face this morning with my St. Ives apricot scrub!!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Yode-eh-lay-eeee-oh!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Every holiday, I put up my 2 Ren/Stimpy Hallmark ornaments on our tree.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I was small, but mean, I'd break arm contact and trip them at the same time.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Ahhh, s**g rug gold.

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

A cat named Wilbur.

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

What a great pic!

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Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Wore 'em in my hair

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

It was a two-part job - after changing the channel, you had to adjust the rabbit ears and bits of foil to clear up the picture.

Eggwodd • upvoted 11 items 6 days ago

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Me at 6, armed with pliers because the knøb broke...

5 Generations In One Photo!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Me at 6, armed with pliers because the knøb broke...

5 Generations In One Photo!

A Couple Months Ago, Reddit Taught Me That Newlyweds Used To Plant Sycamore Trees On Both Sides The Walkway Leading To Their House, Then Join Them Together To Symbolize Two Becoming One. Today I Saw It For The First Time

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

Probably a televangelist who treats his wife's v****a like a clown car, hence the 8 bedrooms. Each of which has its own bathroom (because bragging rights) plus two more for guests and "the help", respectively.

“Ray's For Days” By Brittany Ilardi

“The Observer” By Dario Podesta

81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

Yip yip yip

55 Clever Street Photography Shots That Reveal The Funny Side Of Everyday Life

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

I believe if someone parks like this, we show their license plate for shaming purposes.

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

8`-)

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Eggwodd • commented on 10 posts 6 days ago

59 Celebrity Comments That Were So Unexpected They Broke The Internet (New Pics)

Buy Microsoft stock

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

I really would love to see how all these footballer's toddlers act at home when they get touched the wrong way by a sibling. "But Dad does it!".

59 Celebrity Comments That Were So Unexpected They Broke The Internet (New Pics)

Buy Microsoft stock

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

I really would love to see how all these footballer's toddlers act at home when they get touched the wrong way by a sibling. "But Dad does it!".

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

or Tescole...

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

Paint would be next.

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Beautifully weight tested.

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Hire Irwin Mainway to sell it!!!!

111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

Summer camp!

111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

I loved his rat exterminator role in Strain.

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

I saved this when my boys were done with that age. I'm saving it for their kids. This one and "Piggie Pie", Gritch the Witch was great.

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

I had the Swatch version of this!

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Eggwodd • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Is that Vector from Despicable Me?

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Is that a Ford Tortoise? ;)

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Is that Vector from Despicable Me?

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Is that a Ford Tortoise? ;)

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

...I honestly thought at first that was Shaggy-Haired Harry Potter and didn't understand why it said "RIP" at the bottom, since I thought Harry lived through all the books and I was pretty sure Daniel Radcliffe is still alive too. Then I scrolled down to the description XD

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Eggwodd • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Fails, Funny

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken That Shows “Pure Determination”

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

License Plates!

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Photos Of Pets Who Look Completely Done With 2025

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Eggwodd • submitted 14 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Harmless Thing Did You Do That People Totally Overreacted To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Cats (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Socks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Best Thrift Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic And Show Us What You're Doing Right Now

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Decorations (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Costume (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Weirdest Thing In Your Kitchen Drawer (Closed)

From Tiny Fluffballs To Full-Grown Mischief: 33 Pets Then And Now

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Wear One Halloween Costume For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Eggwodd • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, You Have 60 Seconds To Ruin A First Date — What Do You Say?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Autumn Leaves In Your Area

Eggwodd • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

I framed some of the larger ones of my Great Grandmothers, she was really talented.

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Oh the elephant!

Eggwodd • commented on 12 posts 5 days ago

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

A little Black Forest anyone?

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

Mechanical tree house?

81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

You're Knough/knuff!

81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

SWEET!

81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

Love the parasol.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I literally washed my face this morning with my St. Ives apricot scrub!!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Yode-eh-lay-eeee-oh!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Every holiday, I put up my 2 Ren/Stimpy Hallmark ornaments on our tree.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I was small, but mean, I'd break arm contact and trip them at the same time.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Ahhh, s**g rug gold.

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

A cat named Wilbur.

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

What a great pic!

Eggwodd • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

59 Celebrity Comments That Were So Unexpected They Broke The Internet (New Pics)

Buy Microsoft stock

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

I really would love to see how all these footballer's toddlers act at home when they get touched the wrong way by a sibling. "But Dad does it!".

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

or Tescole...

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

Paint would be next.

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Beautifully weight tested.

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Hire Irwin Mainway to sell it!!!!

Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

5 Generations In One Photo!

A Couple Months Ago, Reddit Taught Me That Newlyweds Used To Plant Sycamore Trees On Both Sides The Walkway Leading To Their House, Then Join Them Together To Symbolize Two Becoming One. Today I Saw It For The First Time

Eggwodd • upvoted 16 items 5 days ago

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

Berry Pie Pillow!!! Any Thoughts? (Personally, I Like It A Lot Haha)

Scarfing Up The Hot Dogs

I Just Felt Like Making An Egg

81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

Yip yip yip

55 Clever Street Photography Shots That Reveal The Funny Side Of Everyday Life

“Ray's For Days” By Brittany Ilardi

“The Observer” By Dario Podesta

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Wore 'em in my hair

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78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

It was a two-part job - after changing the channel, you had to adjust the rabbit ears and bits of foil to clear up the picture.

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Me at 6, armed with pliers because the knøb broke...

Cat

Temple In Thailand

Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Sent Picture Of My Kids (Left) To The Wrong Number And Their (Right) Response Was

I Printed A Tow Ball Cover

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88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

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81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

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78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

78 Images That Refuse To Make Sense On The First, Second, Or Third Look

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

5 Generations In One Photo!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

5 Generations In One Photo!

A Couple Months Ago, Reddit Taught Me That Newlyweds Used To Plant Sycamore Trees On Both Sides The Walkway Leading To Their House, Then Join Them Together To Symbolize Two Becoming One. Today I Saw It For The First Time

82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties

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81 Crochet Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

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55 Clever Street Photography Shots That Reveal The Funny Side Of Everyday Life

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

59 Celebrity Comments That Were So Unexpected They Broke The Internet (New Pics)

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

59 Celebrity Comments That Were So Unexpected They Broke The Internet (New Pics)

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

92 Pictures Of People Who Probably Shouldn't Have A License: "Can't Park There Mate"

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

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111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

65 Marketplace Listings So Unhinged They Should Come With A Disclaimer And A Hotline Number

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken That Shows “Pure Determination”

License Plates!

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Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

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Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Best Thrift Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

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