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Beff Jezos

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HELLO my name is Beff and I like Helluva boss, the Simpsons, and crime shows! My pronouns are they/them and I’m asexual! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Beff Jezos • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

“Taking Cheerful Selfies In Inappropriate Places”: 30 Major Travel Mistakes Tourists Still Make

I was in Japan once, and this 20 something looking white lady in a crop top and booty shorts tried to pay with American money at a restaurant, she yelled as loud as she could at the cashier, “WHY WON’T YOU TAKE NORMAL MONEY?!” And then proceeded to call this poor guy a slur that I will not say

“Taking Cheerful Selfies In Inappropriate Places”: 30 Major Travel Mistakes Tourists Still Make

If I were then I would have grabbed the selfie stick and bashed in his brains

50 Times People Listed Hilariously Absurd Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something (New Pics)

Vintage cat toy “M E O W”

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Beff Jezos • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

supported! huge waste of time.

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50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

supported! huge waste of time.

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“Taking Cheerful Selfies In Inappropriate Places”: 30 Major Travel Mistakes Tourists Still Make

Meh. If you're being obnoxious or obviously disrespectful in general, definitely. If not, Buddha would just laugh and welcome you.

“Taking Cheerful Selfies In Inappropriate Places”: 30 Major Travel Mistakes Tourists Still Make

I'm Japanese, and that's just disgusting that someone would do that

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Anytime Donald Trump stares at the sun.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

To be fair, I'd cry too if i woke up & had sh!t my pants.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

For your experience, it is Lake Titicaca.

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Beff Jezos • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Time That You Wanted To Say Something But Couldn’t? (Closed)

Beff Jezos • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Love And Something You Hate About Your Country? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us All The Dumbest Lies You Said When You Were A Kid (Closed)

Beff Jezos • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

No they’re white bats hanging upside down in your mouth

50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

And sometimes the rain box gets cold so you have to go into the bigger dry box

50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

Oh my god real! I feel like an a*s for keeping paper money instead of getting a card

“Lightskin Stare”: A Controversial TikTok Trend Explained

Dude…it’s a meme…stop trying to make it about racism, call it whatever you want it’s funny as sh1t

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

A man who doesn’t know about cars?!b-b-b-b-b-b-but the pAtRiArChY😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Murder really isn’t funny, but it is in the right context

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Do they have a tall lesbian that can “wash up” creepy female patients?

“Taking Cheerful Selfies In Inappropriate Places”: 30 Major Travel Mistakes Tourists Still Make

If I were then I would have grabbed the selfie stick and bashed in his brains

50 Times People Listed Hilariously Absurd Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something (New Pics)

Vintage cat toy “M E O W”

‘Boys Who Can Cook’: 30 Hilariously Random Food Memes (New Pics)

It’s an uncultured piece of crust.

Beff Jezos • commented on 9 posts 2 years ago

40 Random Memes To Entertain, Concern, Or Both

I once wrote my number on the bottom of an old glass clown I had, I forgot about it and sent it to goodwill, I’m still waiting for someone to call and talk to me about clowns lol

30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words

Hey! Just here with your dad dose of s3x jokes…I would love to buy this, I always have trouble finding the right hole…I’ll take my leave AND your downvotes!

30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words

DANG IT YOU SAID MY MOTHER IN LAW HAD CANCER!

30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words

I was tryin to take a sh¡t, next thing I know, I’m in Germany!

30 Horrible Resumes That Went Straight To The Shredder

“Sorry you’re just not qualified!” “How about now?~” “I’m gay.” “I’ll take my leave.”

50 Times People Made Others Laugh On Christmas (New Pics)

Friend? You don’t have any of those! Only some very nice drapes and a floating pair of pants!

50 Times People Made Others Laugh On Christmas (New Pics)

Briefly married

50 Times People Made Others Laugh On Christmas (New Pics)

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50 Times People Made Others Laugh On Christmas (New Pics)

How insensitive! They got a divorce!

Beff Jezos • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

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50 Questionable And Funny Things People Won’t Admit To Doing

supported! huge waste of time.

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50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

For your experience, it is Lake Titicaca.

Entertaining-Funny-Random-Memes

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

To be fair, I'd cry too if i woke up & had sh!t my pants.

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