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JoyfulZebra • upvoted 27 items 1 year ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

For the records: Gene Dornink (Republican), Minnesota Senate. Apparently he apologized, immediately (video is online).

50 Hilarious Random Pics To Brighten Your Day And Distract You From Your Responsibilities

This may be an unpopular opinion but watermelon is better than cake.

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

Not downvoting, but I'd imagine the offensive part was that it was the rallying cry of the Confederacy. You know, the guys fighting to keep slavery legal. Sarcasm aside, it's not the lyrics or melody that bothers people, it's that it was the hymn of the south during the civil war.

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

Currently running tesla and space x

Curiosities

People On The Internet Shared 50 Photos Of The Creepiest Corridors They’ve Ever Seen (New Pics)

These 'Extra Fabulous Comics' Are Made For Fans Of Dark Humor And Hilarious Twists (24 New Pics)

Speaker Mike Johnson; " We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in our elections " But it is not something that is easily provable. " So, Mikey, you are just making stuff up, like Cheetolini and JV Dunce ?

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults

"But steel is heavier than feathers" (Please read in heavy scottish accent)

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

That actually sounds much better than "unalived" that BP wants us to use.

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

*pew pew pew*👾👾👾

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

Are you raking note, BP?

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

Personally, I wouldn't have helped her. I would've walked onto that tram and looked back at her with the biggest smile on my face.

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

I was Geordi XD

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

Good comment! And also very big hearted to help after that?

50 Of The Best Conversations People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

In my town there was a big scandal because a school educator was found on OF. The big question was: who discovered her?

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

I can only imagine 😳😳😳

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

Or it's poverty parenting. They could buy rice and frozen chicken in bulk and live off that for a while.

40 Once Great Inventions That Are Becoming Worse And Worse

The overt racism makes this one easy to report. But we still need a “disinformation” option.

40 Once Great Inventions That Are Becoming Worse And Worse

Yes, just look what's happening in Springfield, Ohio. An out and out lie on Facebook has mushroomed into bomb threats at schools and city buildings there. It's absolutely appalling!

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make The Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Good news! Your kid is an anime hero.

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Bizarreness (New Pics)

Max Fosh is a legend

"How The Hell Is There Sand In Here?" And 30 More Stories Of Doctors Not Holding Back With Language

Can we get an F in the chat?

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

I never wanna hear yoOooou saaay

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

Ain't nothing but a mistake

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

"Stop eating our young!!! And it's pronounced guacamole!" For Futurama fans...

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

Tell me why

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JoyfulZebra • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilarious Random Pics To Brighten Your Day And Distract You From Your Responsibilities

🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me pee🎶

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

Trump was at the funeral?

50 Hilarious Random Pics To Brighten Your Day And Distract You From Your Responsibilities

🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me pee🎶

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

Trump was at the funeral?

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

Hope they enjoy their microscopic parasitic cocktails

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

To be fair, both were/are pretty bad.

These 'Extra Fabulous Comics' Are Made For Fans Of Dark Humor And Hilarious Twists (24 New Pics)

Politics in a nutshell

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

"Retired from living" is my new euphemism for dying.

39 Comics With A Dark Sense Of Humor From “Deliberately Buried Comics” (New Pics)

A major *Italian* award

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

And then you would pretend to shoot laser beams like Cyclops

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

Nah, this is me in 2024

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

It's pretty bad. I have, as well as my dad. We're both pretty flexible, but the thing with EDS is that it weakens every kind of connective tissue throughout the body. Think tendons, ligaments, blood vessels, etc. This weakness puts a lot of strain on joints, causing dislocations and subluxation (everything from my wrists, to my ribs, to my neck). All of this causes chronic pain, chronic fatigue, muscle weakness, brain fog, and risks of heart attacks and strokes (the latter of which my dad endured 6 years ago). Another thing to note is that EDS is incredibly varied, affecting individuals in different ways. One person can be completely debilitated and bedridden, while another can go out and about with some pain and discomfort; it really just depends on the individual. But yes, it can be fun to twist your body in all sorts of ways :)

"How The Hell Is There Sand In Here?" And 30 More Stories Of Doctors Not Holding Back With Language

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

I waaant it that waaaaay

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

Yes it is, and it is very disrespectful

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JoyfulZebra • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

What Are Some Good History Books That You Would Recommend?

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Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is A Talent Of Yours? (Closed)

JoyfulZebra • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Movie You've Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Song Have You Been Listening To On Repeat? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Movie Or Show? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Pandas Do You Miss The Most? (Closed)

JoyfulZebra • submitted 16 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Other Social Media Platforms Do You Use?

Hey Pandas, What's A Subversion Of A Movie Trope That Has Become A Movie Trope?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Delusional Person You've Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Sad Song You Know About?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Earworm?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Christmas Story?

Hey Pandas, What Things Have Changed Their Name Due To Insensitivity? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later? (Closed)

Hey Religious Pandas, What Questions Do You Have For Athiests? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make An Obscure Reference And See If Anyone Gets It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share An Animated Character That You Think Is Low-Key Fine (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Was A Book, What Would The Current Title Of The Chapter Be Called? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Been Wanting To Tell Someone But It Hasn’t Fit Any Conversation? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Weird Habit You Had When You Were Young? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Album As A Whole?

Hey Pandas, Who Are Your Favorite Anime Characters? (Closed)

JoyfulZebra • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilarious Random Pics To Brighten Your Day And Distract You From Your Responsibilities

🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me pee🎶

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

Trump was at the funeral?

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

Hope they enjoy their microscopic parasitic cocktails

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

To be fair, both were/are pretty bad.

These 'Extra Fabulous Comics' Are Made For Fans Of Dark Humor And Hilarious Twists (24 New Pics)

Politics in a nutshell

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

"Retired from living" is my new euphemism for dying.

39 Comics With A Dark Sense Of Humor From “Deliberately Buried Comics” (New Pics)

A major *Italian* award

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

And then you would pretend to shoot laser beams like Cyclops

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

Nah, this is me in 2024

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

"How The Hell Is There Sand In Here?" And 30 More Stories Of Doctors Not Holding Back With Language

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

I waaant it that waaaaay

Humorous Memes For When You Need A Short Break From This Thing Called Life (50 Pics)

Yes it is, and it is very disrespectful

39 Must-Watch Shows That Scored A Perfect 10/10

Barry. Can't recommend it enough

50 Random And Unhinged Emails People Actually Sent

Hopefully, they can find someone who has a good grip on the situation

‘Weird Medieval Guys’: 50 Amusing And Confusing Medieval Paintings

The little smiley face!

50 Of The Most Interesting And Fascinating Facts Shared On “Amazing Facts”

We sure it's not an orange skittle?

People With Insider Information Reveal 45 Things Ultra Rich Individuals Can Afford To Do

Those poor lobsters

These 50 Chuckle-Worthy Images May Make You Spit Out Your Drink

Found the husband

23 Funny Comics With Unexpected Endings That Range From Cute To Dark Humor (New Pics)

The ghosts love it!

JoyfulZebra • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Actually Funny (New Pics)

Poppy Playtime trying to branch out to an older audience (0.0) Gonna give us ancients a heart attack yo

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Actually Funny (New Pics)

Oh dear.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

For the records: Gene Dornink (Republican), Minnesota Senate. Apparently he apologized, immediately (video is online).

50 Hilarious Random Pics To Brighten Your Day And Distract You From Your Responsibilities

This may be an unpopular opinion but watermelon is better than cake.

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

Currently running tesla and space x

These 'Extra Fabulous Comics' Are Made For Fans Of Dark Humor And Hilarious Twists (24 New Pics)

Curiosities

People On The Internet Shared 50 Photos Of The Creepiest Corridors They’ve Ever Seen (New Pics)

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults

"But steel is heavier than feathers" (Please read in heavy scottish accent)

26 Of The Newest Comics About Life As An Introvert By Sarah Andersen

Yeap..

26 Of The Newest Comics About Life As An Introvert By Sarah Andersen

Night shift workers solidarity!

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

*pew pew pew*👾👾👾

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

That actually sounds much better than "unalived" that BP wants us to use.

50 Hilarious Science Memes From “A Place Where Science Is Cool” (New Pics)

Are you raking note, BP?

50 Of The Best Conversations People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

In my town there was a big scandal because a school educator was found on OF. The big question was: who discovered her?

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

I was Geordi XD

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

Good comment! And also very big hearted to help after that?

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

Personally, I wouldn't have helped her. I would've walked onto that tram and looked back at her with the biggest smile on my face.

Nostalgic-Memories-90sguys

40 Things People Believed Were Normal Until They Learned The Truth

I can only imagine 😳😳😳

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