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Fred L. • upvoted 5 items 22 hours ago

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

"I prefer guys that weren't captured"..(DJT regarding John McCain)

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

MAGA attitudes are too dangerous not to mock.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

"I prefer guys that weren't captured"..(DJT regarding John McCain)

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

MAGA attitudes are too dangerous not to mock.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Those things literally didn’t exist back then, so it’s not like you sacrificed them. Also, houses were much more affordable.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

No, because it is the land of the free and thus everybody has the freedom to do their job as they like to do, especially when it involves guns... guess something like that. I don't know, I am an European and have the choice out of several dozens of parties when elections are going on.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Great, because the GOP doesn't help you too

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Fred L. • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Great idea! Be careful though - someone might accuse you of the dreaded Socialism. 😂

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

To call someone a snitching p***k for revealing the whereabouts of an alleged m******r to the police is truly despicable. (Edit: alleged)

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Great idea! Be careful though - someone might accuse you of the dreaded Socialism. 😂

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

To call someone a snitching p***k for revealing the whereabouts of an alleged m******r to the police is truly despicable. (Edit: alleged)

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

For 45 years until you have saved a house deposit. But by then there will be no houses for sale as they will all be owned by massive corporations.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

That's an ankh. A symbol of life. Funny how she wears it while looking down at anyone that doesn't live like her.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Only part that is a lie is the "very rich" part? 🤷‍♂️

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There's a whale tail in that shot I swear...

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

I think the face is from hearing the word "literally" for the seven thousandth time in a day and not once was it used in the correct context.

“Ain’t No Way That’s Her”: Fans Are Losing It Over ‘From’ Actress’s Unrecognizable Look In Viral Pics

Attractive actress is slightly less attractive when in character. People are fawning over bikini pics of a 23 yo. Got it.

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Fred L. • upvoted an item 2 days ago

"This Is Gross": Biohacker Bryan Johnson Makes Bold Comment About Girlfriend’s Intimate Health

What on earth is a "biohacker"? Is it another word for "moron"?

Fred L. • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

“No Modesty Anymore”: 17 Sheer Met Gala Looks That Broke The Internet For All The Wrong Reasons

Well it is the most conservative one on the list, that is for sure.

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

MacGreeegoor!

Fred L. • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

I think a better money-saving tip would be - don't use so much body lotion.

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

and Commander Keen

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

I think a better money-saving tip would be - don't use so much body lotion.

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

and Commander Keen

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

Seven bottles ? You must slide right out of bed all the time.

"She's Desperate": Online Sleuths Claim Meghan Markle Slipped-Up, Raise Concerns About Her Kids

Hasn't anyone ever taught the "authors" that if you ignore someone they'll go away? FFS what's the point?

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Fred L. • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

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Fred L. • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

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“Never Speak Publicly Again”: Erika Kirk’s Controversial Video Gets Brutally Roasted

She is

“Never Speak Publicly Again”: Erika Kirk’s Controversial Video Gets Brutally Roasted

Palpatine seems a whole lot more likeable

“Never Speak Publicly Again”: Erika Kirk’s Controversial Video Gets Brutally Roasted

There is no humanity behind those eyes.

“Never Speak Publicly Again”: Erika Kirk’s Controversial Video Gets Brutally Roasted

I still remember the pictures of her putting visine in her eyes before she came out on stage to talk about her husband so it looked like she'd been crying. It was the same day she wore the tight leather pants and passionately hugged Vance which was uncomfortable for everyone.

After Erika Kirk Breaks Silence With Controversial Video, The Internet Roasts Her Brutally

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

Teach your kids the real names, but don't you dare writing them down here!

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Fred L. • upvoted 8 items 6 days ago

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“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

Well well well, didn't the algorithm just mess this right up

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What would Jesus do? Move.

Viral Video Of Husband Knocking Out Drunk Who Groped His Wife At A Bar Sparks Debate

Yes, as someone who has been s******y a*s*aulted myself I am indeed concerned about the husband's behaviour because he pushes his wife - who already freed herself sucessfully from the creep - out of the way so violently that he struck her face, even though she made it clear enough to him that she did NOT WANT HIM TO INTERVENE! Yes, this worries me more than the creep who by that point in time was not a threat to her anymore.

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Fred L. • commented on a post 6 days ago

61 Funny And Chaotic Farm Photos That Make City Folks Jealous Of Rural Life

Barnception

Fred L. • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Fred L. • submitted 5 list additions 11 months ago

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Fred L. • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

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Fred L. • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

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Fred L. • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

Beginning with Call of Duty 2, which was awesome.

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

That would be the late 90s for me.

79 Pictures That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler 2000s Days

Still got mine (collecting dust though).

Fred L. • commented on a post 6 days ago

61 Funny And Chaotic Farm Photos That Make City Folks Jealous Of Rural Life

Barnception

Fred L. • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

83 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Second feature to Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown?

83 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Sooo ... will he use Hector Salamanca's wheelchair?

“They’re All White”: Netflix’s Scooby-Doo First Look Sparks Outrage As Fans Raise Concerns

Lots of Trekkies and other people who like good writing didn't like Starfleet Academy either.

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Not light hearted, and your mate seems to have too much money.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Yeah well, you have to put in some work to be considered for the Darwin Award.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

S******g?

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Well, it is not 100 % impossible, just rather unlikely. Meanwhile two consenting adults, so that is their own business.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Well, can't write human rights violation without writing human rights.

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Plenty of countries do such changes to their flags over time.

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

Guess a grant was running out of time ...

Fred L. • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

"A Place For Weird People By Weird People": 86 Pictures That Raise More Questions Than Answers (New Pics)

Sly fox, not sliced fox.

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Alright RFK Jr., go back to bed.

"A Place For Weird People By Weird People": 86 Pictures That Raise More Questions Than Answers (New Pics)

Cubus Unum.

"A Place For Weird People By Weird People": 86 Pictures That Raise More Questions Than Answers (New Pics)

Is it in a jar?

"A Place For Weird People By Weird People": 86 Pictures That Raise More Questions Than Answers (New Pics)

Dishes would have to be 100% clean and dry before being put in there, and it need to be fixed to the wall.

51 Fascinating, Heartbreaking And Cool Photos That Don’t Let Us Forget The Past (New Pics)

A story repeated by quite a few countries during decolonisation.

Fred L. • upvoted 20 items 18 hours ago

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There's a whale tail in that shot I swear...

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

MAGA attitudes are too dangerous not to mock.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

To call someone a snitching p***k for revealing the whereabouts of an alleged m******r to the police is truly despicable. (Edit: alleged)

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Those things literally didn’t exist back then, so it’s not like you sacrificed them. Also, houses were much more affordable.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

For 45 years until you have saved a house deposit. But by then there will be no houses for sale as they will all be owned by massive corporations.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

That's an ankh. A symbol of life. Funny how she wears it while looking down at anyone that doesn't live like her.

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Whenever Boomers Give "Sage" Advice

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

"I prefer guys that weren't captured"..(DJT regarding John McCain)

This Is Why Boomer Parents Are Banned From Grandkids They Played Fafo

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

I think the face is from hearing the word "literally" for the seven thousandth time in a day and not once was it used in the correct context.

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Great idea! Be careful though - someone might accuse you of the dreaded Socialism. 😂

32 Older People Who Unknowingly Shamed Themselves Online, Much To Everyone’s Entertainment

Great, because the GOP doesn't help you too

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