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Fred L. • commented on 9 posts 3 hours ago

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

"A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside."

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Well, it already just happened and hasn't stopped.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Tristan de Cunha, with its town Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, is possibly the most remote permanent human settlement.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

"Save it for later!", as the map says, surely is the respective policy in regards to the Euro for some of them.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

"Facts"

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

My favorite movie decade.

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Fred L. • upvoted 13 items 3 hours ago

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Domestic yet intercontinental

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Shouldn't it read "There was no gr*ss in dinosaur times" with this silly censorship policy.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Domestic yet intercontinental

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Shouldn't it read "There was no gr*ss in dinosaur times" with this silly censorship policy.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Stop attributing ideas to that megalomaniacal narcissist that have been around for some time, thought of by much greater minds.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

"Roamed the Earth" is a bit exaggerated, they were already on the brink of extinction aside from a small population on Wrangel Island, a remote (nowadays russian) piece of land in the Arctic Ocean around 4.000 BCE

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

I'm not good with words. What does "everywhere" mean?

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

What a shame.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

I use Google Maps as a resource for work every day, to double check street names and gps locations. They should absolutely work on fixing the system they already have.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Old news.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

I have some definite theories, though.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

That's f*****g amazing. May we please have health care?

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

and this is how "akira" was born

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

This claim is true specifically for sulfur oxides (SOx) and nitrogen oxides (NOx), but it is false for carbon dioxide. The distinction lies in the type of fuel used. While cars use refined gasoline or diesel with strict sulfur limits, many large container ships burn heavy fuel oil, which contains significantly higher concentrations of sulfur. A single large container ship can produce as much SOx and NOx as 50 million cars. Because of this, it is estimated that the 15–16 largest ships emit as much of these specific pollutants as the approximately 1.5 billion cars globally. For greenhouse gas emissions, the comparison flips. The entire global shipping industry accounts for roughly 2.3% to 3% of global carbon dioxide emissions, whereas road transport (including cars) contributes nearly 12%.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

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Fred L. • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

The jar should never have been labelled like that.

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

Only that he somehow, apparently, managed to give decent advice 46% of the time.

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

The jar should never have been labelled like that.

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

Only that he somehow, apparently, managed to give decent advice 46% of the time.

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

Result is another person died. His family was traumatized. This should be the number one and two consequences, not what the perp lost.

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

Damnit Zeus you were told to stay in human form and get consent! This is no longer ancient Greece!

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

Just so no one misunderstands what happened: "Flamini had the ability to send messages above ground, but not to receive them. She was supported by a group of volunteers, who removed waste, provided food, and maintained her equipment. Provisions were déad-dropped halfway down the cave to limit interaction between support staff and Flamini." People knew she was there and she was monitored XD She didn't just vanish herself into the caves!

40 Unsettling True Stories From "Oddly Horrifying" That Show How Dark The Real World Can Be (New Pics)

um, no. This is not normal or healthy.

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HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

There's not so much grounds to build on, ironically, for the reasons Lenka explained. But also the structural unemployment makes people concentrate in the major cities, which have limited space, plus the ridiculous prices of houses make them something unattainable for the vast majority of the population.

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Fred L. • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

SNES was my favorite, both original back in the day and later emulated on a PC. So many incredible and entertaining games.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

No, EU no longer has UK.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

SNES was my favorite, both original back in the day and later emulated on a PC. So many incredible and entertaining games.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

No, EU no longer has UK.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

Well, there are some Roman writings saying that they had brought war elephants to Britain in the past (which is somewhat disputed though) .

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

Way to go, Mississippi, successfully avoided the d**d end of a list.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

And every second year a storm of the century.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Insect invasions are scary. Once had a huge ant colony wander into our home, blackening out floor and windows and taking lots of work to get rid off.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Maybe an amazingly stupid cult.

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Fred L. • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Probably brought his own snacks like I do.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

You mean nobody spoke up and asked you to remove your balaklava and side arm?

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Probably brought his own snacks like I do.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

You mean nobody spoke up and asked you to remove your balaklava and side arm?

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Probably just a backpack full of snacks.

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Fred L. • commented on 9 posts 3 hours ago

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Internet cafes and libraries indeed. What interesting days they were.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Apparently they are busy with a couple of projects now. But KCD is great, LotR is great, the previous LotR open world games were great so we can hope.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Elon Musk wants - okay, stop right there: Request automatically declined for the good of humanity and this planet.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

"A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside."

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Well, it already just happened and hasn't stopped.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Tristan de Cunha, with its town Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, is possibly the most remote permanent human settlement.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

"Save it for later!", as the map says, surely is the respective policy in regards to the Euro for some of them.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

"Facts"

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

My favorite movie decade.

Fred L. • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

SNES was my favorite, both original back in the day and later emulated on a PC. So many incredible and entertaining games.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

No, EU no longer has UK.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

Well, there are some Roman writings saying that they had brought war elephants to Britain in the past (which is somewhat disputed though) .

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

Way to go, Mississippi, successfully avoided the d**d end of a list.

“Most Powerful Passports”: 75 Charts That Break Down Complex Data Into Digestible Information (New Pics)

And every second year a storm of the century.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Insect invasions are scary. Once had a huge ant colony wander into our home, blackening out floor and windows and taking lots of work to get rid off.

“It Was A Cult”: 49 Times People Realized That Something Was Very Wrong And They Needed To Leave

Maybe an amazingly stupid cult.

Fred L. • commented on a post 4 days ago

20 Harsh Reality Checks From The "Awful Everything" Group That Might Change Your View On Things (New Pics)

It does say Toronto though ... which is in Canada.

Fred L. • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

41 Misconceptions And Outdated Beliefs People Proudly Corrected

The anwer to the latter is obviously yes. Not a new problem, though of course it gets worse with the current administration.

41 Misconceptions And Outdated Beliefs People Proudly Corrected

Still frequently encountered on Wikipedia.

41 Misconceptions And Outdated Beliefs People Proudly Corrected

As a guy, I think this guy is an idiot.

Fred L. • upvoted 20 items 6 hours ago

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

What a shame.

Interesting-Technology-Facts-Futuretech

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

That's f*****g amazing. May we please have health care?

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Stop attributing ideas to that megalomaniacal narcissist that have been around for some time, thought of by much greater minds.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

I use Google Maps as a resource for work every day, to double check street names and gps locations. They should absolutely work on fixing the system they already have.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

and this is how "akira" was born

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“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Domestic yet intercontinental

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

I have some definite theories, though.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Old news.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

Shouldn't it read "There was no gr*ss in dinosaur times" with this silly censorship policy.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

I'm not good with words. What does "everywhere" mean?

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Contrary to popular belief, Napoleon was actually average height and wasn’t short for the time. He was 5’6” and the average height of European men at the time was 5’5”-5’7” depending on which historical record you read.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

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Otters carry a favourite stone in their pocket.

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