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Geoffrey Scott

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 6 posts 7 hours ago

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 21 posts 1 day ago

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

I, too, felt stupid once. "My heart is racing(went to doc on company time)".."okay, what have you had to eat drink, any chest pain?".."No, no pain, but I DID have 2 large(20 oz) coffees".."Yeah...don't do that anymore"

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

My wife complained once her arms were 'very sore' (Tricep area). " I don't know what I did, but they HURT"..."WHAT?!?!". "Soooo, you don't recall unraveling that 1/2 blanket you knitted? Took you about 1/2 hour to unravel it?"..."Oh shutup"

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

The dental tech doing my cleaning told me about a pt with lice so bad you could see them crawling all over their scalp. "Wasn't the last pt prior to me you saw...was it?"

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

Was biking home from work, an ambulance(lights/sirens) passed me, swung too far back to the road after passing me. R duals dropped off the pavement and the rear door popped open then shut and a cooler tumbled out. I stopped, and looked inside, a human toe. No idea where EMS was headed..I quickly called a tow(toe) truck.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

If I remember right, babies have more.

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

If you stop in Michigan at a rest area, the urinals usually have a bee printed into the porcelain. Apparently, it aids in aiming (guys want to saturate it).

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

Ummm...our ceiling fans, if that's what this is for, go on in May and stay on 'til September. Only problem I have is remembering which chain to pull for the light (usually the center one).

42 Times Grandparents Shared Horrifying Stories From World War 2, And Some Are Too Hard To Process

My Dad was born in 1910, since he worked at GM on midnights at the Milford proving grounds(driving proto equipment) and was doing college during the day, he was passed over for enlistment due to his position being 'vital for the national defense'.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Hope you don't need it, but my Meniscus repair surgery left huge bruises either side of my lower thigh above the knee. "Yeah we use a torniquet during the procedure".

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

I disagree, I have had several instances in my life where I have foretold the future in a dream. People I didn't know, but would meet later as well as the conversations I've had that triggered deja vu.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

And, in my case at least, a wonderful laxative and over active bladder.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

The footage of Japanese contests where they drink a few beers, go out in the cold, and see how long they can go without urinating.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

My 14 hour drives concern me, but my 60 year old bladder ensures I need to stop at least once/hour and move.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Front loaders are incredible. My wife was not happy I bought one after our washer quit. Got it in the house (those things are HEAVY) hooked it up and she went into town when I started it up. Everything went well until the spin between wash/rinse. D**n thing nearly walked through the wall. Call the company and described the issue.."Did you remove the shipping bolts? (Used to keep the drum steady)?".."ummm" TIL...

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Dude did prove man does not need a plane to fly though.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Well, they hated each other as siblings, only natural.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

That's great!..zoinks!

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

I can remain standing for that price.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Of course not, but they WOULD draft him for military service.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Yes, it begins to the north in a relatively compassionate country called Canada, begins its degradation in the USA, and ends much further south.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

I bought a new one and gave my perfectly useful and safe old one to the library for $50. They hired me to do light handyman and custodial work. I referred to the old wooden ladder as the 'ladder 'o' d***h' after using it to change light bulbs and ballasts.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Ditto, used to happen way more when I was younger. Would dream a sequence of events, then months or a year later, that exact event would play out in front of me, and i'd smile at being able to predict it all unfold. Or we're insane. Either way, we're having a laugh.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Beer is never bought, only rented short-term.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Beer is never bought, only rented short-term.

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

I think I'd rather work for 8 hours than spend 3 hours in an ER waiting room.

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

I grew up in a rural area. We had pigs, cattle, chickens, etc. When my sister or I had chapped lips and would mention it to Dad he'd tell us to go to the chicken house and get some fresh droppings, and rub that on our lips. We'd ask "How will that make my lips heal faster?" He'd say "It will make you stop licking them."

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

I hate those seals that come with a finger-pull. 9/10 the pull breaks and I need a knife to cut it open.

These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

Shhh. Nobody tell Pete Hegseth.

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

Don't know the name of the artist (no Google returns), but he did murals of auto assy line workers.

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

Sunday papers had inserts with several pages of coupons. Some grocers would triple the face value of them. (25 cents off a box of Kraft Mac&Cheese would be 75 cents off). Quickly paid for the cost of the paper.

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

Don't know the name of the artist (no Google returns), but he did murals of auto assy line workers.

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

I think I annoyed mine. Went in last year for knee pain, his trainee said "Sonds like a torn Meniscus"...Doc: "nah, it's arthritis". Had an MRI this year after insisting to see an Ortho...."you have a torn meniscus, when you want to fix it?". Went to my PCP, saw him passing by the office window.."Hey...you know that student who diagnosed a torn MCL?...He nailed it!"

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

I am a constant listener to NPR. The news is depressing, but the presentation of both sides helps.

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

GOP: And you know those programs that ease the strain a bit, like SNAP and Medicaid?...Yeah, no.

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Geoffrey Scott • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Changes Have You Made To Accommodate Your Increased Age? (Closed)

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36 Workers Reveal The Strangest Excuses People Have Given To Call Off Work

Geoffrey Scott • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Stupid Reason You’ve Gotten In Trouble For? (Closed)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 6 posts 7 hours ago

111 Funny Posts That Perfectly Capture The Reality Of Being An Adult

Amazing how a 30(F) day feels SO good after a week or 2 of single digits

These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

Ya ever think we would look back fondly on W's Presidency? Yeah, me either.

These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

..with ti-i-i-iny little stools

These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

As I posted above, Obama from 2008-2016 shows how much the office ages you as well.

These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Apparently also multi-millionaires

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

The dental tech doing my cleaning told me about a pt with lice so bad you could see them crawling all over their scalp. "Wasn't the last pt prior to me you saw...was it?"

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

If I remember right, babies have more.

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

If you stop in Michigan at a rest area, the urinals usually have a bee printed into the porcelain. Apparently, it aids in aiming (guys want to saturate it).

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

Ummm...our ceiling fans, if that's what this is for, go on in May and stay on 'til September. Only problem I have is remembering which chain to pull for the light (usually the center one).

42 Times Grandparents Shared Horrifying Stories From World War 2, And Some Are Too Hard To Process

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Hope you don't need it, but my Meniscus repair surgery left huge bruises either side of my lower thigh above the knee. "Yeah we use a torniquet during the procedure".

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

And, in my case at least, a wonderful laxative and over active bladder.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

The footage of Japanese contests where they drink a few beers, go out in the cold, and see how long they can go without urinating.

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

My 14 hour drives concern me, but my 60 year old bladder ensures I need to stop at least once/hour and move.

If You’re Having A Rough Day, These 66 Memes And Comments Might Help You Bring Your Smile Back

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 3 items 10 hours ago

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These 79 Fascinating Facts Might Ruin Your Productivity For The Rest Of The Day

Shhh. Nobody tell Pete Hegseth.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

I think I'd rather work for 8 hours than spend 3 hours in an ER waiting room.

People Don’t Realize ER Stands For ‘Emergency Room’ And Came With These 53 Ridiculous Complaints

71 Health Facts That Are As Surprising As They Are Educational

Beer is never bought, only rented short-term.

38 Times Designers Understood The Assignment And Created Something Actually Useful (New Pics)

I hate those seals that come with a finger-pull. 9/10 the pull breaks and I need a knife to cut it open.

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“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

All in the name of the Lord, of course.

“Doesn’t Exist Anymore”: 61 Rare Pieces Of History Captured In Photos You Won’t Easily Forget (New Pics)

He's on a mission from God

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

If Only Avoiding Bigotry Were This Easy

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

Okay, this is funny :)

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

So true. Modern parents want to be their kids' best friends, because instilling discipline and manners and common decency is hard mmkay.

Which Is Why Everyone Hates Insurance Companies And Everyone Loves The Fire Department

Hypocrisy At Peak

The Right Is Deliberately Undermining Public Services That People Love Inorder To Put More Money In The Pockets Of Those Who Already Have Too Much

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

I miss the big fat Christmas Sears catalogue and circling all the things I needed..like moon shoes!

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

Its a pot holder, obviously.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 4 days ago

75 People Showed Off Their Dumbest Moments Online, And Weren’t Even Embarrassed

No they are not stupid.They just doesn't care about unaportent details 😁

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