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Geoffrey Scott

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 20 posts 7 minutes ago

59 Screenshots So Bizarre And Funny, They Deserve Their Own Hall Of Fame (New Pics)

War is infinitely more likely.

Thousands Of People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 99 Of Its Best Posts

Aftereffects of a UNO game.

59 Screenshots So Bizarre And Funny, They Deserve Their Own Hall Of Fame (New Pics)

War is infinitely more likely.

Thousands Of People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 99 Of Its Best Posts

Aftereffects of a UNO game.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Sherriff's blotter: Pulled subject over for poor driving. Subject claimed someone 'magnetized' his dome light and couldn't turn it off. Subject failed field sobriety test, was lodged in the ----- county jail on DUI.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Waitstaff must LOVE this!

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

I'd never buy one, but the new Kia logo..

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Pretty stable water level.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

My daughter remarking about the 'need help' guy along the highway in front of Walmart. "Yeah, saw him getting into a less than 5 yr old Chevy pickup and drive off".

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

Open space, some clown has nosed over the other adjoining spot.

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

Never seen this, right on red, all 50 US states. Also, have never seen a turn lane that sharp, usually a gradual opening.

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

"Big Mac, Large Fry, diet Coke"

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Very profound! And, may I add, recognizing pitfalls that may occur so you don't HAVE to go back and correct.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Or...when tasks need completion. Still trying to find that Les guy from 'do more with Les(less)'

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Those who struggle generally project an air of competence.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

If we have no money after bills are paid, we'll have to figure something out. And you know? We always did, either through OT or just going without.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Worked a job that had time off rotating every week.."When would you like to schedule your next dentist appt?"..'just write one down, schedule it for mornings, I'll have to either call in or do it same day of work".

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

(Daughter) "What will you do if you retire?"..me, who has 8 lawns I mow on the side and 5 driveways I clear in winter.Also have 2 part time jobs that take 8 hrs/week..."I'll think of something".

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

"We need to go to Clare(Mich) to get fuel". "Ok, it's 25 cents cheaper vs our town. What, 10 gallons?" .."probably".."so we'll save 2.50, it's 30 miles each way, which will burn 2 gallons at 3.50 per, so $7.00, but we'll have saved $2.50?"..."SHUT UP!"

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 1 hour ago

59 Screenshots So Bizarre And Funny, They Deserve Their Own Hall Of Fame (New Pics)

This is referring to the people who were upset about a Latino artist, Bad Bunny, being chosen for the Super Bowl Halftime Show last year. They considered it "Un-American" to have an artist who sang in Spanish instead of English, and there were many who loudly screamed that it was wrong to give that platform to someone who they (incorrectly!) assumed was not a US citizen (though they didn't have any problems with all the actual non-citizens who have performed at the Super Bowl over the years, such as The Rolling Stones). So an "alternate" with B-list conservative musicians was organized for the same timeslot. The OP is rightfully calling the people who complained about Bad Bunny and wanted an alternate show as the racists they are, just like the people who believed that separate drinking fountains for black people in the Jim Crow era was appropriate.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Meijer needs to pay better attention to their pricing. We usually buy the 2-1 lb pks of butter as they're cheaper. My wife was doing can returns and I remembered we needed butter. Went to the case 2 pks were 6.79, single 1 lb packs were 3.19.

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Hey, don't be picking on us impulse buyers!

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Hey, don't be picking on us impulse buyers!

These 50 Photos May Seem Confusing At First, But The Explanation Makes Them Even Better

Drove to Fla when the kids were young. Was cleaning out the car a few days later: BIL: "So, the kids had raisins on the way down?"..me momentarily confused.."Oh, no..they had grapes"

These 50 Photos May Seem Confusing At First, But The Explanation Makes Them Even Better

Wile E Coyote would like a word.

These 50 Photos May Seem Confusing At First, But The Explanation Makes Them Even Better

Clouds and building same color.

These 50 Photos May Seem Confusing At First, But The Explanation Makes Them Even Better

Guy standing in a jetway. Tunnel from the terminal.

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

And artists..John Lee Hooker doing 'Chattahoochee'.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 1 day ago

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Financial independence is autonomy, and no one created generational wealth on hand outs. You need to want it hard enough, and expect set backs. Good luck.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Or hit the same pothole EVERY time.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Smurf...I mean we're the same height, yet it never fails I need to move the seat back.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Or hit the same pothole EVERY time.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Smurf...I mean we're the same height, yet it never fails I need to move the seat back.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

And the husband pulls over and says "You can drive".her: "WHAAAAT!"

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

You can lay THAT one at the 'Orange Gods' feet He has managed to alienate the worlds' good will. I mean, who picks on Canada? But sure as hell, Carney is looking east for trading partners, what the hell do you expect? The capitalist maxim 'only the strong will survive' is being taught brutally to us(US).

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

If the cuts to SNAP and Medicaid increase, it will be JUST like that.

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

Yeah, kids don't know any better. Adults are doing it for the graft.

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

"We need to bring jobs back to the US". Oh, you mean the jobs your political contributors sent south/overseas with your blessings? The concept of NAFTA was worthy, which was to bring Mexico more in line with the US standard of living. Isn't it odd we still have an 'immigration problem'. You mean the citizens of Mexico are not getting rich? Full fail all around. And Trump's first term USMCA. which was billed as 'the best deal ever' was inadequate? C'mon!

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

36 Brilliant “Yes, But” Comics By Anton Gudim That Expose The Contradictions Of Modern Life (New Pics)

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

36 Brilliant “Yes, But” Comics By Anton Gudim That Expose The Contradictions Of Modern Life (New Pics)

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

And over 45 years later it's still got the best soundtrack any film will ever have. Fight me!

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

So now . . . . ?

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Hey Pandas, What Changes Have You Made To Accommodate Your Increased Age? (Closed)

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36 Workers Reveal The Strangest Excuses People Have Given To Call Off Work

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Hey Pandas, What Is A Stupid Reason You’ve Gotten In Trouble For? (Closed)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 20 posts 7 minutes ago

59 Screenshots So Bizarre And Funny, They Deserve Their Own Hall Of Fame (New Pics)

War is infinitely more likely.

Thousands Of People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 99 Of Its Best Posts

Aftereffects of a UNO game.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Also applies to overnight shifts. Got 6-8 hrs every day, was still exhausted.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Waitstaff must LOVE this!

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

I'd never buy one, but the new Kia logo..

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Pretty stable water level.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

My daughter remarking about the 'need help' guy along the highway in front of Walmart. "Yeah, saw him getting into a less than 5 yr old Chevy pickup and drive off".

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

Open space, some clown has nosed over the other adjoining spot.

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

Never seen this, right on red, all 50 US states. Also, have never seen a turn lane that sharp, usually a gradual opening.

36 Clever “Yes, But” Comics That Point Out Things We Somehow Never Question

"Big Mac, Large Fry, diet Coke"

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Very profound! And, may I add, recognizing pitfalls that may occur so you don't HAVE to go back and correct.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Or...when tasks need completion. Still trying to find that Les guy from 'do more with Les(less)'

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Those who struggle generally project an air of competence.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

If we have no money after bills are paid, we'll have to figure something out. And you know? We always did, either through OT or just going without.

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

(Daughter) "What will you do if you retire?"..me, who has 8 lawns I mow on the side and 5 driveways I clear in winter.Also have 2 part time jobs that take 8 hrs/week..."I'll think of something".

83 Hilarious And Relatable Memes That Anyone Who Shops At Costco Might Relate To

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 11 items 3 hours ago

59 Screenshots So Bizarre And Funny, They Deserve Their Own Hall Of Fame (New Pics)

36 Brilliant “Yes, But” Comics By Anton Gudim That Expose The Contradictions Of Modern Life (New Pics)

Hard-Adult-Truths-Problems

61 Adult Truths That Sound Dramatic Until Life Proves Every Single One Correct

Financial independence is autonomy, and no one created generational wealth on hand outs. You need to want it hard enough, and expect set backs. Good luck.

Hard-Adult-Truths-Problems

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

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77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

So now . . . . ?

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

And over 45 years later it's still got the best soundtrack any film will ever have. Fight me!

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

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“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Relationship 20+ years in: not even sleeping in the same room as each other because you've learned the value of good sleep XD (...and you both drool and snore...)

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

Already happenin y tryin get digital id kin f.r.o

36 Uncomfortably Real Changes Society Will Go Through That Are Becoming Inevitable

Don't call them children. Children tend to have a quality of innocence.

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