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tortle • upvoted 18 items 2 years ago

Animals, Cats

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

awhhhh my old cat was named sookey rip

Animals, Cats

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

awhhhh my old cat was named sookey rip

Trumpet Dog

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Spot-On Tweets About The Summer Season

reverse kidnapping

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

his child is short division

Angry Dumb Baby Imprisoned For His Dumb Baby Crimes

A Monitor I Saw In January

My Stepdad's Simpson's Python Hendrix

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

Neighbours just hear "OMG DAD! Stop pissing on the flowers! NO NO leave the cat alone! DAD!"

My Lizard

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

hallo fren

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

hallo fren

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

this is actually true why do they know everything about fancy food? i can barely make toast without burning it

Funny

67 Of The Worst Names Ever, As Documented By People On The Internet

Funny-Weird-Pet-Names

Wholesome World

“I Got You”: A Homeless Man Rescues Family As They Jump From A Burning Building

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tortle • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

he got the drip

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

bro got a little too spooky

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

he got the drip

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

bro got a little too spooky

50 Hilarious Memes That Combine The Internet's Two Most Favorite Things - Animals And Humor

why would there be a parade if it wasn't for him? the people are clearly cheating for him and only him

In These 30 Comics, Artists Portray Superheroes In A More Human-Like Way (New Pics)

please put the mask back on batman you look horrifying

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

hallo fren

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

this is actually true why do they know everything about fancy food? i can barely make toast without burning it

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Draw A Dog Playing A Trumpet And Post The Result

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Draw A Dog Playing A Trumpet And Post The Result

Send Me Your Best Reptile/Amphibian Photos/Drawings!

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tortle • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Draw A Dog Playing A Trumpet And Post The Result

Send Me Your Best Reptile/Amphibian Photos/Drawings!

tortle • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Draw A Dog Playing A Trumpet And Post The Result

Send Me Your Best Reptile/Amphibian Photos/Drawings!

tortle • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

he got the drip

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

bro got a little too spooky

50 Hilarious Memes That Combine The Internet's Two Most Favorite Things - Animals And Humor

why would there be a parade if it wasn't for him? the people are clearly cheating for him and only him

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

did he commit dumb baby mass murder???

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

he looks like he ate a bee

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Spot-On Tweets About The Summer Season

reverse kidnapping

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

his child is short division

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

sit on him

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

doge with style

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

feed him he hungers

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

that's a weird looking dog

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

he ran away and never came back

Send Me Your Best Reptile/Amphibian Photos/Drawings!

he big

“I Got You”: A Homeless Man Rescues Family As They Jump From A Burning Building

aight since i helped you can i crash here for a few days

In These 30 Comics, Artists Portray Superheroes In A More Human-Like Way (New Pics)

please put the mask back on batman you look horrifying

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

hallo fren

29 Fun Bits Of Info That Can Only Be Known By The Very Rich, As Listed By People Online

this is actually true why do they know everything about fancy food? i can barely make toast without burning it

tortle • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

awhhhh my old cat was named sookey rip

My 1959 Frigidaire Custom Imperial

50 Hilarious Memes That Combine The Internet's Two Most Favorite Things - Animals And Humor

Stupid walk!

Funny-Animal-Memes-Jokes

Angry Dumb Baby Imprisoned For His Dumb Baby Crimes

My Boyfriend’s Grandma Has A Very Angry Looking Cat

Animals, Cats

40 Times People Just Had To Snap A Pic Of Their Angry, But Cute Cats

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Spot-On Tweets About The Summer Season

reverse kidnapping

Trumpet Dog

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

his child is short division

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Spot-On Tweets About The Summer Season

When is Duck Week?

Funny-Weird-Pet-Names

Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She's Ever Seen

Neighbours just hear "OMG DAD! Stop pissing on the flowers! NO NO leave the cat alone! DAD!"

A Monitor I Saw In January

My Stepdad's Simpson's Python Hendrix

Wholesome World

“I Got You”: A Homeless Man Rescues Family As They Jump From A Burning Building

In These 30 Comics, Artists Portray Superheroes In A More Human-Like Way (New Pics)

he goes out at night so technically he wouldn’t have a tan right? or am i just going crazy

Funny

67 Of The Worst Names Ever, As Documented By People On The Internet

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