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I AM NOW GERALD. DUE TO A COMMENT SOMEONE STOLE ME AND CALLED ME GERALD. its been an interesting few hours
ANYWAY HAVE AN AMAZING DAY ILY
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gerald. • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
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As a teenager, I worked at McDonald's. My McDonald's was 24 hours and, during the summer, I worked the overnight shift. My sleep schedule would get all messed up. My parents woke me up for dinner one evening. I zombie walked to the table and sat down. My dad asked me to say grace. I bow my head and say, "thank you for choosing McDonald's, may I take your order?"
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gerald. • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
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gerald. • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
gerald. • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)
arndta reply
As a teenager, I worked at McDonald's. My McDonald's was 24 hours and, during the summer, I worked the overnight shift. My sleep schedule would get all messed up. My parents woke me up for dinner one evening. I zombie walked to the table and sat down. My dad asked me to say grace. I bow my head and say, "thank you for choosing McDonald's, may I take your order?"
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