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john jo

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john jo • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Best Comics By Vaughan Tomlinson That Capture Relatable Moments In Modern Life

If this had been in color, I'll bet the cap would have been red.

john jo • commented on a post 9 months ago

50 Rare Historical Photos From This Page Dedicated To "Undiscovered History" (New Pics)

AI is writing the titles.

john jo • upvoted an item 9 months ago

50 Rare Historical Photos From This Page Dedicated To "Undiscovered History" (New Pics)

I thought this was Green Day

john jo • upvoted an item 10 months ago

I Made A Rolodex For Tea Bags. Yes, It's As Dumb As It Sounds, But It's Mine

john jo • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Is The Ultimate Place For Parent Humor, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Posts

OK, I laughed at that one. :)

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

I'll eat your share of it! Thanks.

This Instagram Account Is The Ultimate Place For Parent Humor, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Posts

OK, I laughed at that one. :)

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

I'll eat your share of it! Thanks.

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

I can't stand raw tomatoes, mayonnaise, or white sandwich bread... but somehow when you add bacon and lettuce it becomes the best sandwich ever! Substitute pork rinds for the bacon on a BLT (PRLT?) for an easy, crunchy, savory treat.

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john jo • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Funny-Parent-Jokes-Puns

john jo • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

Originally there were many different tribes living in the current Germany: Teutonen (the "Teut'schen - Deutschen/Deutschland), Normannen, Alemannia, Sachsen, Germanen) in the differrnt countries different tribes are the reason why there are so different names

30 Dark And Twisted Comics By Hugleikur Dagsson (New Pics)

Trump?

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

30 Dark And Twisted Comics By Hugleikur Dagsson (New Pics)

Trump?

Pictionary - Tree, Dog, Car This Campaign Titled Was Published In Mexico In 2011

Carbrain Andrew Tate Taunts Greta Thunberg On Twitter. Greta Doesn't Hold Back In Her Response

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john jo • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

26 Cute Comics About Daily Life With 4 Cats And A Boyfriend, By Rebecca Rose Comics (New Pics)

Nope; I have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree. They CAN get down, but they have us expertly trained and I like it!

Holidify Released A Series Of Images Illustrating The Differences Between Tourists And Travelers (12 Pics)

Wow, divisive much? I think that I understand the OP's personal theory in that a "tourist" is more likely to choose the known, tried-and-true experience while the traveller is open to wandering and letting something other than a travel agent or guide decide the next step. Both are good, both can be enlightening. I tend to agree with the original poster in that when "touring" I tend to let others tell me what to do and see because they are knowledgeable. When I'm "traveling" I put fate in charge and see where the next step takes me. Be a travelling tourist and experience all of it!

26 Cute Comics About Daily Life With 4 Cats And A Boyfriend, By Rebecca Rose Comics (New Pics)

Nope; I have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree. They CAN get down, but they have us expertly trained and I like it!

Holidify Released A Series Of Images Illustrating The Differences Between Tourists And Travelers (12 Pics)

“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States

It's not the years, it's the miles.

“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States

No wedding ring? Who could resist; he seems like a real prize!

30 Illustrations Infused With Dark Humor And Optimism By Guy Billout (New Pics)

You are never more than 6 feet away from a spider.

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john jo • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Your Pets With Their Tongues Out (Closed)

john jo • upvoted 17 items 3 years ago

50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The "The Spicy Disaster Mama" Instagram Page

🤣🤣🤣

50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The "The Spicy Disaster Mama" Instagram Page

Buy one get one free avocados, I’ll fight everyone

50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The "The Spicy Disaster Mama" Instagram Page

🤣🤣🤣

50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The "The Spicy Disaster Mama" Instagram Page

Buy one get one free avocados, I’ll fight everyone

Spicy-Disaster-Mama-Parenthood-Memes

154 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week That Will Make You ROFL

I’m a teen and I have a favorite. It’s the front right btw

Funny-Bad-Science-Memes-Jokes

Not All Fiancés Are Equal

Eyes vs Picasso Debate

Instagram Account Collects And Shares Pictures That Capture Chance Encounters In Public Places (50 New Pics)

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

Must be a meeting about women's reproductive rights.

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

Able to do all that and still not be allowed a bank account is so not fair.

Both A Kind Gesture And A Flex. Best Of Both Worlds

Dark Comics With Unexpected Endings

I Am Very Proud Of My First Wool Coat! I Had Little Experience, But A Lot Of Patience (And Youtube)

MrCrash2U reply

Charcuterie is cured meats. There is no Dessert Charcuterie board. If it has cheese, fruit, nuts, etc. It may be f*****g delicious and beautiful but it’s not a charcuterie board. That’s like me making a Cheeseburger Board and it’s strawberries, chocolate, cookies, nuts, jams, etc.

50 Times City Architects Failed To Understand People's Needs, And It Resulted In These 'Desire Paths' Appearing Around The City

Respect!

No Way That Isn’t Him Right?

Night Owl Logic

I would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m.

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john jo • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

154 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week That Will Make You ROFL

A phone IS considered heavy machinery. Ask anyone who got called by a friend immediately after surgery.

Instagram Account Collects And Shares Pictures That Capture Chance Encounters In Public Places (50 New Pics)

In the south, we would call that "Tire Iron-y".

154 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week That Will Make You ROFL

A phone IS considered heavy machinery. Ask anyone who got called by a friend immediately after surgery.

Instagram Account Collects And Shares Pictures That Capture Chance Encounters In Public Places (50 New Pics)

In the south, we would call that "Tire Iron-y".

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

Nope, state fascism and nationalism.

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

60 years of neglect and poor management. A perfect example of a city run by "the mafia machine".

50 Times People Didn’t Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Online Sewing Community (New Pics)

I upvoted this because it's beautiful, the detail is awesome! Did anyone else think of Rita Skeeter when they saw this?

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john jo • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Annoying Tech

john jo • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Your Pets With Their Tongues Out (Closed)

Annoying Tech

john jo • commented on a post 9 months ago

50 Rare Historical Photos From This Page Dedicated To "Undiscovered History" (New Pics)

AI is writing the titles.

john jo • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Is The Ultimate Place For Parent Humor, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Posts

OK, I laughed at that one. :)

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

I'll eat your share of it! Thanks.

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

john jo • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

26 Cute Comics About Daily Life With 4 Cats And A Boyfriend, By Rebecca Rose Comics (New Pics)

Nope; I have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree. They CAN get down, but they have us expertly trained and I like it!

Holidify Released A Series Of Images Illustrating The Differences Between Tourists And Travelers (12 Pics)

“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States

It's not the years, it's the miles.

“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States

No wedding ring? Who could resist; he seems like a real prize!

30 Illustrations Infused With Dark Humor And Optimism By Guy Billout (New Pics)

You are never more than 6 feet away from a spider.

john jo • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago

154 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week That Will Make You ROFL

A phone IS considered heavy machinery. Ask anyone who got called by a friend immediately after surgery.

Instagram Account Collects And Shares Pictures That Capture Chance Encounters In Public Places (50 New Pics)

In the south, we would call that "Tire Iron-y".

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

Nope, state fascism and nationalism.

50 Historical Images Shared On This Page That Is Dedicated To “Great Historical Events”

60 years of neglect and poor management. A perfect example of a city run by "the mafia machine".

50 Times People Didn’t Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Online Sewing Community (New Pics)

I upvoted this because it's beautiful, the detail is awesome! Did anyone else think of Rita Skeeter when they saw this?

People Are Sharing Things That Shouldn't Be Socially Acceptable In 2022, And Some Are Controversial

Isn't that what we're doing right now?!

50 Interesting Photos From The Past That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On "Vintage Daily" (New Pics)

Same.

50 Interesting Photos From The Past That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On "Vintage Daily" (New Pics)

In '41 it would have been OK, "normal" even. In the 50's, everything changed.

john jo • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Best Comics By Vaughan Tomlinson That Capture Relatable Moments In Modern Life

If this had been in color, I'll bet the cap would have been red.

john jo • upvoted an item 9 months ago

50 Rare Historical Photos From This Page Dedicated To "Undiscovered History" (New Pics)

I thought this was Green Day

john jo • upvoted an item 10 months ago