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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf)

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf)

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I mostly ask people random questions like Hey Pandas, What is Your Favorite Vacation or Hey Pandas, What is Your Favorite Kitchen Appliance You Own?

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 3 posts 13 hours ago

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Rednex is the name of the original band that sang Cotton-Eye Joe.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Try the Nathan Evans version of that song. It's way better than the Rednex version.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Rednex is the name of the original band that sang Cotton-Eye Joe.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Try the Nathan Evans version of that song. It's way better than the Rednex version.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

I would love that! please do it!

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted an item 14 hours ago

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

The spider's name is Cotton-Eye Joe, because I have two questions: 1.) Where did he come from? 2.) Where did he go?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Random, Funny Memes You Might Want To Share With Your Friends

As a scientist, I use metric a lot.

50 Random, Funny Memes You Might Want To Share With Your Friends

not if you're allergic like me.

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

eye violence

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

Upvote for Euler.

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

I think they're trying to joke that it's made of obsidian even though it's not

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

same!

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

I think they're trying to joke that it's made of obsidian even though it's not

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

same!

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

i haven't played TNT-run in so long! I need to get back to doing that.

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

wait. that's possible?

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

Beautiful!!

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

83 Silly Bird Memes To Brighten Up Your Day

Upvote for Hönkhalt :D

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 6 posts 4 weeks ago

49 Times Forgetfulness Led To Hilariously Awkward Situations

That can't be real.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

the "snot in flatmate's dinner" one was illegal though

49 Times Forgetfulness Led To Hilariously Awkward Situations

That can't be real.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

the "snot in flatmate's dinner" one was illegal though

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

That's f**king ILLEGAL

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

I mean, if it's potted it's ok.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Isn't that from Dumb and Dumber?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

AKA School Of Rock

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Holy sh!t!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

this is the best revengs story ever!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Holy sh!t!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

this is the best revengs story ever!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

i agree

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

LMAO

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Scratch. Scratch all the way.

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

no, it's 3.14.1

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Love A Good Giggle

it's true, all odd numbers do have e in them.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Love A Good Giggle

Touche!

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Love A Good Giggle

aren't you the guy from survivor?

These 30 Memes May Help You Get Through Another Day Of Doing Math

i think it's because zero is one digit

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

The Man Of Action

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Annoying as hell, but start with the landlord. Tying up emergency resources is not cool.

The Man Of Action

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Annoying as hell, but start with the landlord. Tying up emergency resources is not cool.

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Is that a challenge?

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Klingon.

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

”Whatever Microsoft is doing".

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Do both like java?..

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Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Health & Wellness, Lifestyle

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do To Cope With Your Feelings?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted 3 new posts 4 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Vacation?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Kitchen Appliance You Own?

Food

Hey Pandas, What Is The Oldest Kitchen Appliance You Own?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Hobbies

I Fixed Up A Sunbeam Mixmaster!

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do To Cope With Your Feelings?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Kitchen Appliance You Own?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Oldest Kitchen Appliance You Own?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 3 posts 13 hours ago

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Rednex is the name of the original band that sang Cotton-Eye Joe.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

Try the Nathan Evans version of that song. It's way better than the Rednex version.

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

I would love that! please do it!

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Random, Funny Memes You Might Want To Share With Your Friends

As a scientist, I use metric a lot.

50 Random, Funny Memes You Might Want To Share With Your Friends

not if you're allergic like me.

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

Same here!

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

Don't forget vector wearing his "pajamas" LMAO!

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

I agree with you here: that's a d20!

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

Haha! Good one! I call myself an alge-bro (someone who likes math).

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

I think they're trying to joke that it's made of obsidian even though it's not

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

same!

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

i haven't played TNT-run in so long! I need to get back to doing that.

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

wait. that's possible?

49 Minecraft Memes: The Ultimate Collection For Hardcore Fans

Beautiful!!

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • commented on 6 posts 4 weeks ago

49 Times Forgetfulness Led To Hilariously Awkward Situations

That can't be real.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

the "snot in flatmate's dinner" one was illegal though

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

That's f**king ILLEGAL

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

I mean, if it's potted it's ok.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Isn't that from Dumb and Dumber?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

AKA School Of Rock

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted an item 16 hours ago

The Best 50 Comics That Prove Dark Humor Is The Best Kind Of Humor By Ruan Hudson

The spider's name is Cotton-Eye Joe, because I have two questions: 1.) Where did he come from? 2.) Where did he go?

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

Upvote for Euler.

83 Math Memes For People Who Are Good With Numbers

eye violence

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted an item 6 days ago

83 Silly Bird Memes To Brighten Up Your Day

Upvote for Hönkhalt :D

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted 6 items 4 weeks ago

The Man Of Action

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Fraud again.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Taylor Swift?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

And then everyone clapped...

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Annoying as hell, but start with the landlord. Tying up emergency resources is not cool.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Wasting the time and resources of emergency workers - not okay really

Zephyr Whitmore (He/Him/Wolf) • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

That’s not revenge that’s justice

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

”Whatever Microsoft is doing".

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Klingon.

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Do both like java?..

90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

Is that a challenge?

Literaldumb

Anyotherchallengeabby

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Love A Good Giggle

Most people cosplaying Batman don't have the power of a Billion dollar inheritance.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Love A Good Giggle

I toasted two slices today and when I went to butter them I saw black mold on it.

Canadians Are Cracking Up At These 55 Memes About Their Truly One-Of-A-Kind Country

Some people enjoy pineapple (like me), so they will probably want to put it on pizza. Other people enjoy anchovies (unlike me), so they might want to put it on their pizza. To each their own.

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