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DoomsdayDuck555 • commented on 14 posts 4 years ago

30 Surprising Mistakes Tourists Make When Traveling Around The World, As Pointed Out By The Locals

There is an illegal race called the cannonball run, its west to east coast. The record is somewhere around 27 hours. So, not BS

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Spartan armour for me

30 Surprising Mistakes Tourists Make When Traveling Around The World, As Pointed Out By The Locals

There is an illegal race called the cannonball run, its west to east coast. The record is somewhere around 27 hours. So, not BS

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Spartan armour for me

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

I measured it, it is 43,500 ft^2 (4000m^2)

People Are Sharing 35 Not Fun Facts They Wish They Didn't Know

There is a youtube video about this by TheBackyardScientist, if anyone wants to learn more

30 'Starter Packs' That Personally Attack Pretty Much Everyone You Know (New Pics)

No, it's not. It's really sad how the media portrays the vocal minority as the majority.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

I listened to a podcast about these, they are called broken arrows. One was accidentally dropped, but only the non-nuclear explosives in the bomb went off.

Women Are Saving Time On Dating Apps By Asking For Controversial Opinions As The First Thing And These Are 30 Answers They Got

Is that a good series? I've been thinking about getting that book.

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

Brain.exe has stopped working

Guy Shares Disturbing Facts To "Ruin Your Day" And Here's 35 Of The Most Upsetting Ones

Looks like milky ways to me

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

A little crunchy, though

27 “Culture Shocks” This Canadian Woman Experienced After Moving To Sweden

How is this possible, a Country vs. Country post that DOESN'T have the US?

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

Would you like coffee with your ice?

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work And It Ended Up Being Posted On 'Redneck Engineering' (New Pics)

Would it work?

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

What are cement burns? does the cement heat up as it dries?

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DoomsdayDuck555 • upvoted 26 items 4 years ago

30 'Starter Packs' That Personally Attack Pretty Much Everyone You Know (New Pics)

No, it's not. It's really sad how the media portrays the vocal minority as the majority.

Women Are Saving Time On Dating Apps By Asking For Controversial Opinions As The First Thing And These Are 30 Answers They Got

Is that a good series? I've been thinking about getting that book.

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

Brain.exe has stopped working

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them

Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

I Work At A Vet Clinic And One Of My Coworkers Put This Up On The Wall

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Ready player 1&2 are the best books

22 "Culture Shocks" This Brit Experienced After Moving To The USA

At least this one was funny and light hearted.

22 "Culture Shocks" This Brit Experienced After Moving To The USA

Yeah and it pointed out some of the weird thing about Britain too! Rather than the usual post going "AMERICA BAD!" we had equal weirdness!

40 Notorious Comebacks That Put People In Their Place Immediately (New Pics)

Sam, you forgot to write the T in your last name.

47 Pics That Show The Consequences Of Summer Heatwaves

1-this pic is 8 years old. 2-that is not a patio.

40 Really Cool And Interesting Facts, As Shared By The ‘Today I Learned’ Online Community

Hailstorm, Jeez.

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

A little crunchy, though

27 “Culture Shocks” This Canadian Woman Experienced After Moving To Sweden

How is this possible, a Country vs. Country post that DOESN'T have the US?

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

Would you like coffee with your ice?

50 Funny Times The Background Of Photos Was Better Than The Foreground (New Pics)

Snaugh?

"Make Me Suffer": 40 Of The Most Painful Images Posted By This Online Community

To all of you brave souls who made it through... have some unsee juice https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/D7Mc16BUYAA9gMY.jpg

35 Amazing Life Hacks That Work, Shared By These People Who Love Sarcasm And Irony

Father? Is that you?

Firefighters Are Sharing Who Was The Dumbest Person They've Had To Save In A Stupid Situation (30 Stories)

Hands up if you skip reading all the text in between each of the posts on these?

50 Times People Called Out Blatantly Sexist Things That Are Still Prevalent In Society (New Pics)

Can you pls report sk*nkhunt42

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work And It Ended Up Being Posted On 'Redneck Engineering' (New Pics)

Would it work?

50 Specific Little Things That Are So Irritating, People Can’t Stand Them

Thank you. I now have a very strong urge to hunt you down and disembowel you with a spoon. That'll teach me to follow strange links on the internet.

35 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' And Got Shamed Over It Online

I think this one is actually a troll - the almond milk thing was too specific for it not to be trolling.

35 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' And Got Shamed Over It Online

The higher the blood pressure, the closer to god.

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

Not all burns are the result of heat. Cement causes chemical burns.

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DoomsdayDuck555 • submitted a new post 5 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is One Technology From A Book Or Movie That You Wish Was In Real Life? (Closed)

DoomsdayDuck555 • submitted 6 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Which Fictional Character Would Be The Most Exciting To Meet In Real Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Technology From A Book Or Movie That You Wish Was In Real Life? (Closed)

Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Pet Peeves? (Closed)

Pandas, What Is Your Dream Job And Why Do You Want To Have It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Selfie With Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's At The Top Of Your Bucket List? (Closed)

DoomsdayDuck555 • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

30 Surprising Mistakes Tourists Make When Traveling Around The World, As Pointed Out By The Locals

There is an illegal race called the cannonball run, its west to east coast. The record is somewhere around 27 hours. So, not BS

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Spartan armour for me

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

I measured it, it is 43,500 ft^2 (4000m^2)

People Are Sharing 35 Not Fun Facts They Wish They Didn't Know

There is a youtube video about this by TheBackyardScientist, if anyone wants to learn more

30 'Starter Packs' That Personally Attack Pretty Much Everyone You Know (New Pics)

No, it's not. It's really sad how the media portrays the vocal minority as the majority.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

I listened to a podcast about these, they are called broken arrows. One was accidentally dropped, but only the non-nuclear explosives in the bomb went off.

Women Are Saving Time On Dating Apps By Asking For Controversial Opinions As The First Thing And These Are 30 Answers They Got

Is that a good series? I've been thinking about getting that book.

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

Brain.exe has stopped working

Guy Shares Disturbing Facts To "Ruin Your Day" And Here's 35 Of The Most Upsetting Ones

Looks like milky ways to me

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

A little crunchy, though

27 “Culture Shocks” This Canadian Woman Experienced After Moving To Sweden

How is this possible, a Country vs. Country post that DOESN'T have the US?

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

Would you like coffee with your ice?

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work And It Ended Up Being Posted On 'Redneck Engineering' (New Pics)

Would it work?

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

What are cement burns? does the cement heat up as it dries?

Person Invites People To Share The Saddest Facts They Know And Boy, Do They Deliver (40 Pics)

Apparently the corer got stuck so he cut it down to retrieve it. He only realized it was 5000 + years old after he started counting rings.

Person Invites People To Share The Saddest Facts They Know And Boy, Do They Deliver (40 Pics)

you can, click on the three dots to the right of x time ago.

Person Invites People To Share The Saddest Facts They Know And Boy, Do They Deliver (40 Pics)

They also chopped down the world's oldest tree to see how old it was

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

The little gray smudge on the cpu is thermal paste. Usually, it is a pea sized blob, not an ant sized smear. It is supposed to spread out and provide a good thermal connection between the cpu and the cooler.

What The "American Food" Section Looks Like In Different Countries

Americans don't just eat junk food and sugary cereal

'What Does Hollywood Get Wrong About Your Home Country?': 35 People Expose Lazy Writing Stereotypes

Maybe its just a really long flight? /s

DoomsdayDuck555 • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Spartan armour for me

People Are Sharing 35 Not Fun Facts They Wish They Didn't Know

There is a youtube video about this by TheBackyardScientist, if anyone wants to learn more

30 'Starter Packs' That Personally Attack Pretty Much Everyone You Know (New Pics)

No, it's not. It's really sad how the media portrays the vocal minority as the majority.

Women Are Saving Time On Dating Apps By Asking For Controversial Opinions As The First Thing And These Are 30 Answers They Got

Is that a good series? I've been thinking about getting that book.

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

Brain.exe has stopped working

I Work At A Vet Clinic And One Of My Coworkers Put This Up On The Wall

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them

Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Ready player 1&2 are the best books

22 "Culture Shocks" This Brit Experienced After Moving To The USA

At least this one was funny and light hearted.

22 "Culture Shocks" This Brit Experienced After Moving To The USA

Yeah and it pointed out some of the weird thing about Britain too! Rather than the usual post going "AMERICA BAD!" we had equal weirdness!

40 Notorious Comebacks That Put People In Their Place Immediately (New Pics)

Sam, you forgot to write the T in your last name.

47 Pics That Show The Consequences Of Summer Heatwaves

1-this pic is 8 years old. 2-that is not a patio.

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

A little crunchy, though

40 Really Cool And Interesting Facts, As Shared By The ‘Today I Learned’ Online Community

Hailstorm, Jeez.

27 “Culture Shocks” This Canadian Woman Experienced After Moving To Sweden

How is this possible, a Country vs. Country post that DOESN'T have the US?

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

Would you like coffee with your ice?

50 Funny Times The Background Of Photos Was Better Than The Foreground (New Pics)

Snaugh?

35 Amazing Life Hacks That Work, Shared By These People Who Love Sarcasm And Irony

Father? Is that you?

"Make Me Suffer": 40 Of The Most Painful Images Posted By This Online Community

To all of you brave souls who made it through... have some unsee juice https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/D7Mc16BUYAA9gMY.jpg

Firefighters Are Sharing Who Was The Dumbest Person They've Had To Save In A Stupid Situation (30 Stories)

Hands up if you skip reading all the text in between each of the posts on these?

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