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ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • upvoted 5 items 4 years ago

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

Same- never met someone who labeled themselves as "alpha" that wasn't an insecure, jealous mess inside. A real person of quality wouldn't need to label themselves dominant over their partner in the first place.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

As soon as there is a "but" in an apology, I stop listening.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

As soon as there is a "but" in an apology, I stop listening.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

THIS IS SOOOO TRUE - neither is telling me how many women you've 'had'. The whole macho thing is extremely unattractive.

Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits

The “Alpha” mentality.

Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits

The inability to admit they are wrong or when they apologize and then justify their actions.

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ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • upvoted 30 items 5 years ago

And God Said F**k Kevin

Poor Girl

F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!

Yeah F*ck You Danielle

How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2

Funny-Office-Jokes

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

so the annoying sims 4 AI action is actually a thing in the US? 🤣

40 Of The Funniest Microwave Fails

Bury them in the desert so that an archaeologist can have fun figuring them out in 2000 years.

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

oh shut up. why do people sexualize women. so annoying.

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYYY HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

Dear people who sexualize breast-feeding... Stop. :))

31 Versions Of The Mona Lisa That Leonardo Da Vinci Would Never Have Imagined

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

The greatest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the wife of Feodor Vassilyev (b. 1707–c.1782), a peasant from Shuya, Russia. In 27 confinements she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

I have a friend who farts a lot. I think he might be dead on the inside.

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

how do they measure this result?

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS WORKING AT CONCESSION STAND. why do they do that?

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

Because they equate nudity with sex. As if naked automatically means you'll do the horizontal tango.

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

why do North Americans think nudity is bad? You see guns and violence (including death) on shows and movies are deemed acceptable for children but as soon as nudity is involved everyone freaks out.

30 Facts That Might Change Your Perspective On Certain Things By Factourism

"Its wetter than an otters pocket!"

40 Things Basically Everyone Does But Doesn't Talk About

If a person is there trying to make a decision or taking too long I just say excuse me please and grab what I want.

Strip Club Church

Tiny Dinosaurs

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ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • commented on 5 posts 5 years ago

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

I agree as well!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Lemme pull up and take onereeealquickkkk u_u.

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

I agree as well!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Lemme pull up and take onereeealquickkkk u_u.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online

cReeeeeeeeeeePy

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online

Not to mention, the place could use a power washing too...

26 Celebrities That Have Visible Scars And The Stories Behind Them

Sorry if this seems rude, but he reminds me of the guy that helped Sean and Daniel in Life is Strange 2. No? Just me?

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ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • submitted 4 new posts 7 years ago

I Write Stories Based On My Family's Modern Day Life.

I Have Two Videos To Share About My Singing.

Art & Design, Visual Art

My Drawings From 3-4 Grade

Curiosities

Doll Remaker "Hexitan" Recreates Dolls From Cartoons And Popular Shows

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • submitted a new post 8 years ago

Art & Design, Visual Art

Thissisand Rainbows.

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ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • commented on 6 posts 5 years ago

47 Unexpected Versions Of The Mona Lisa Reimagined By Digital Artists

I agree as well!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Lemme pull up and take onereeealquickkkk u_u.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online

cReeeeeeeeeeePy

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online

Not to mention, the place could use a power washing too...

26 Celebrities That Have Visible Scars And The Stories Behind Them

Sorry if this seems rude, but he reminds me of the guy that helped Sean and Daniel in Life is Strange 2. No? Just me?

54 Controversial Illustrations Show Disney Characters Living In Modern Times

I NeEd tHiS mOVie--

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • commented on 14 posts 6 years ago

14 Stunning Photos Show What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Were African American

OWOWOWOWOWO, I LOVE THIS!!

These 53 Brand Products Were Redone In Monochrome And They Look Surreal

Looks tasty---

Woman Uses Her Hijab To Turn Herself Into Pop Culture Characters (30 New Pics)

PERFECT!!!! SO CooL!

45 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Both Pretty, but women should wear less makeup owo

45 Photos Which Are Hard To Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

I sort of think this is photoshopped. :/

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

Bich... please

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

grosss!!

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

oooof

40 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries

what even is this?

I Asked 16 Artists To Draw My Portrait Photos In Their Style

the hair...

Women Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Things They’ve Heard Men Say About Their Bodies (30 Tweets)

um.....STALKER!

Women Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Things They’ve Heard Men Say About Their Bodies (30 Tweets)

Lol

Culinary Artist Creates Incredible Pies Inspired By The Elements Of Pop Culture

great job!!! !!

Culinary Artist Creates Incredible Pies Inspired By The Elements Of Pop Culture

Much Wow

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • upvoted 5 items 4 years ago

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits

The “Alpha” mentality.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

As soon as there is a "but" in an apology, I stop listening.

Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits

The inability to admit they are wrong or when they apologize and then justify their actions.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

THIS IS SOOOO TRUE - neither is telling me how many women you've 'had'. The whole macho thing is extremely unattractive.

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl • upvoted 15 items 5 years ago

50 Funny Memes People Working In An Office Will Relate To

You must start working before your egg is even fertilised

Funny-Office-Jokes

50 Funny Memes People Working In An Office Will Relate To

No. School was way better.

50 Funny Memes People Working In An Office Will Relate To

So basically like school, except you’re getting paid.

Funny-Office-Jokes

50 Times The Universe Said "No" To People

it's like 38% of beer-drinking Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer. It was on sale everywhere, even in the UK.

50 Times The Universe Said "No" To People

I really hope this isn’t true

Yeah F*ck You Danielle

50 Times The Universe Said "No" To People

I bet he never did whatever he did again

50 Times The Universe Said "No" To People

It was okay, because that kid grew up to be Jackie Chan. And he subsequently broke every other bone in his body.

And God Said F**k Kevin

Poor Girl

F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!

How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2

40 Of The Funniest Microwave Fails

Bury them in the desert so that an archaeologist can have fun figuring them out in 2000 years.

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