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RifleReptiles • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Animals, Dogs

I Photographed This Boxer Dog Holding His Favorite Things (13 Pics)

RifleReptiles • commented on 10 posts 4 years ago

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

I would eat this, who's with me?

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

Is it wrong that I would eat this?

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

They're grilling on a porta potty

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

I'mma have to try this

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RifleReptiles • upvoted 25 items 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Anyone Has Ever Done In Your Car?

Yup. And even worse was the fact that, even though I got it cleaned out, the car smelled like sour milk the next summer...

I Made This Per Special Request Of Emma Jolivet. Hope You Like It!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Anyone Has Ever Done In Your Car?

Yup. And even worse was the fact that, even though I got it cleaned out, the car smelled like sour milk the next summer...

I Made This Per Special Request Of Emma Jolivet. Hope You Like It!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Oh gosh no I am the same actually in a lecture, this was in my own time, trying to learn all these things for an exam. Write, rewrite and rewrite again! This was the first writing... it gets worse from here on out! If I'm in a lecture I use a laptop as I'm much quicker typing and then I can actually read it afterwards as well - always a bonus!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

YES MA'AM! YES MA'AM!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

RIGHT HERE BROSKI! LEFTIES ARE THE BEST!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

i think thats what all besties are grateful for when their bestie is leftie 😂

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

My best friend is a leftie! It makes it super easy to do posters and stuff with her since I'm right handed lol.

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

LOVE THIS

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Dang, those are NOTES?!? Like, from a lecture, or reading something at your own pace? My lecture notes look like what they are: a frantic attempt to cram every possible amount of what the professor says down before they move on! (Writing something down or DOING it is the only way I really LEARN anything... Which is why I suck at strictly online classes)

Peace And Safety

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

would you be willing to write "Cupcakes Are The Flowers Of The Bread World!" for me?

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Please feel free to utilise some uncensored British words for this situation, “piss” “pissing bollocks” "wankers" “bloody twats” I’m sure we can think of more to describe the dogcunttwatface that is Putin.

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Thank you!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

omg thank you so much!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

❤️

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

this is gorgeous xx

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

OOO I LOVE IT

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

thanking you greatly. Pray for Ukraine xox

Another Calligraphy Piece

I Love Doing Ballpoint Pen Calligraphy In My Spare Time

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Pray for Ukraine. (lovely handwriting everyone)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect

My superpower is being GenX. We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

Statistically, you COULD be immortal; in fact, everyone that is alive today COULD be immortal, statistically. Until everyone is dead, immortality is a statistical probability but, unfortunately, only statistically. So you might very well be the last person alive on earth but, alas, nobody will know about you because all the rest of us will have died. But enjoy the Super Nova that the Sun will become!

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

Unfortunatly this is true 😔

My Handwriting Sucks But The Message Is Clear

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RifleReptiles • started following a person 4 years ago

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RifleReptiles • submitted 3 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

RifleReptiles • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Anyone Has Ever Done In Your Car?

RifleReptiles • submitted 5 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Go-To Tips For Managing Anxiety? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

RifleReptiles • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing Anyone Has Ever Done In Your Car?

oh no!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Alright, I was able to complete your request and I think it turned out pretty good. I published it here, hope you like it!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

No guarantees but I will absolutely try. I haven't done one with that many words before, but I'm up for the challenge!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Thank you!

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

omg thank you so much!

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

I would eat this, who's with me?

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

Is it wrong that I would eat this?

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

They're grilling on a porta potty

This Facebook Group Collects The Most 'Cursed' Foods That Might Test The Strength Of Your Stomach (30 Pics)

I'mma have to try this

50 ‘Not Common Facts’ Shared By This Instagram Page With 7.2M Followers

Anyone else yawn looking at this picture?

50 ‘Not Common Facts’ Shared By This Instagram Page With 7.2M Followers

I'm one of them!

Russia Just Invaded Ukraine And People Are Going Online To Let Others Know How Scary It Is (30 Posts)

Well, for some people prayers and thoughts are all we have to give, so we do what we can.

50 Uplifting Animal Pictures To Help You Get Through The Week

That's a lot of babies!

50 Uplifting Animal Pictures To Help You Get Through The Week

Remy?

50 Uplifting Animal Pictures To Help You Get Through The Week

So very polite

30 Of The Dumbest Lies These People Thought Were 100% True When They Were Kids

I have a reverse birthmark on my leg where it's lighter than the rest of my skin instead of darker.

30 Of The Dumbest Lies These People Thought Were 100% True When They Were Kids

Brilliant!

35 Times People Received Such Pathetic Scam Messages, They Just Had To Laugh And Share Them Online (New Pics)

that's toootalllyyy how that works

30 Lawyers Share Stories About The Cases They Had And The Moment They Knew They Won Them

BP didn't censor damn! I saw the bad word!

RifleReptiles • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Every man between 20 and 60 has been (re)called to join the Ukrainian military.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Should have painted a Ukrainian flag over it.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

If Putin is talking, he is lying, pure and simple

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Thank you for this!!!

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Remember that loads of Russians don't want this to happen either. I read somewhere that 80% of Russians support the invasion, but meanwhile 1600 protesters were arrested already and knowing Putin's skill with falsifying information and results, I HIGHLY doubt it's that many Russian people wanting this absolute shitshow.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

This s**t is sad...f**k them kremlin gremlins..

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

As much as its bad...This is a President..not for PR b******t but there to be with his soldiers...Putin should be ashamed how much of a wimp he is..attacking a peaceful for selfish egotistical reasons is a d**k move...

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

Love this woman

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

I read this on Twitter 30 mins before, and it was soul shattering. It's like I'm in a nightmare watching and listening to the destructions, and desperately want to wake up. But all these things are happening in real life, there is no 'waking up' here.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

We need more commentaries like this from people with lived experience.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

That's actually one of the most effective ways of sticking it to Russia that I can imagine.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

It's really heartening to see how many Russians are willing to invite the wrath of the authorities by protesting, knowing that it could result in their not only being imprisoned, but worse.

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

Do not give American capitalists any ideas.

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

In the end, Caesar gets free, assembles an army, catches the pirates and has them crucified.

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

Well of course - they were mostly about winning

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

World peace achieved.

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

Historians in general in fact !

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

300 wives, was it?

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

Are you sure you've been laughing for 10 minutes straight? Have you checked the clock?

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