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thetacotruckman • commented on 7 posts 4 years ago

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

wait but what if two european swallows carry a coconut?

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

mess with him and he'll bite you in half. easy.

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

wait but what if two european swallows carry a coconut?

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

mess with him and he'll bite you in half. easy.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

imagine the ones that grow from the seed!

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

actually i heard that children can make you older.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

house cat or linx?

30 Humorous Comics About Ancient Egypt By Tut Comics

king ghidorah in its mightiest form: meme

30 Humorous Comics About Ancient Egypt By Tut Comics

you're one of the unpopular ones aren't you?

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thetacotruckman • upvoted 4 items 4 years ago

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Uh, no, they’re comparing one parasite to another. However, if you continue to let a fetus grow, it will eventually have a parasitic effect on your money as well as your body.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

True. I wouldn't continue being a host to a tapeworm, so why should I continue being a host to a fetus? A fetus is essentially a parasite that leaves on its own.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Uh, no, they’re comparing one parasite to another. However, if you continue to let a fetus grow, it will eventually have a parasitic effect on your money as well as your body.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

True. I wouldn't continue being a host to a tapeworm, so why should I continue being a host to a fetus? A fetus is essentially a parasite that leaves on its own.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Cowboy Hank "Ignoring the aTTrocity of abortion would be like ignoring the Holocaust." Godwin's law level 100000000000000000

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

The circle is complete

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thetacotruckman • commented on 24 posts 5 years ago

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

i legit read this as former "hot pocket".

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

what it is: bacone college. what i see: bacon college.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

get your coffee, doughnut, and your car washed all in one go! what a deal!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

"bankdonalds"

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

jesus knows how to party!

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

"father this is an expensive campfire"

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The 'You Had One Job' Phrase (40 Pics)

chipps

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The 'You Had One Job' Phrase (40 Pics)

"execution 100"

35 Times UPS Drivers Were Lucky To Meet Dogs On Their Routes And Shared The Pics On This Group (New Pics)

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Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

bruh i still have these!

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

hey man dip'n'dots are awesome.

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

oh the nostalgia.

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

i think it started as a meme then it was a trend millions said they would actually do it, then only 40 show up.

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

are you talking about the board? furniture? bones? all three?

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

(me whenever i leave the house)

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

but it has a THINGY on it so that makes them better.

‘Today I Learned’: 35 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

that one scientist: uhh simulation, yes simulation. (totally).

‘Today I Learned’: 35 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

and people at school say hes "not a real scientist".

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group

i'm not even millennial and my knees always hurt because tables are my sworn enemy.

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

in case if you don't know who john mulaney is he is a famous comedian.

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thetacotruckman • upvoted 5 items 5 years ago

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

get your coffee, doughnut, and your car washed all in one go! what a deal!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

jesus knows how to party!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

get your coffee, doughnut, and your car washed all in one go! what a deal!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

jesus knows how to party!

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

Yeah, you ride the board, it breaks down, you fall, break bones and wind uup on the furniture.

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

are you talking about the board? furniture? bones? all three?

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

Get your holy water for $3.99

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thetacotruckman • submitted 3 new posts 5 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Animal And Why? (Closed)

Curiosities

Pandas, What, In Your Opinion, Should Have Been A Good Idea But Wasn’t? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Thing You Hate The Most About Your Best Friend? (Closed)

thetacotruckman • submitted 4 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have A Mythical, Legendary, Or Extinct Pet, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Animal And Why? (Closed)

Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Pet Peeves? (Closed)

thetacotruckman • commented on 7 posts 4 years ago

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

wait but what if two european swallows carry a coconut?

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

mess with him and he'll bite you in half. easy.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

imagine the ones that grow from the seed!

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

actually i heard that children can make you older.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

house cat or linx?

30 Humorous Comics About Ancient Egypt By Tut Comics

king ghidorah in its mightiest form: meme

30 Humorous Comics About Ancient Egypt By Tut Comics

you're one of the unpopular ones aren't you?

thetacotruckman • commented on 13 posts 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

bro... this wizard 101? i used to play this all the time!

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

this has brought something from deep in my childhood.

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

*worriedly whisper's* "what?"

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

HELL YEAH!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

i legit read this as former "hot pocket".

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

what it is: bacone college. what i see: bacon college.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

get your coffee, doughnut, and your car washed all in one go! what a deal!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

"bankdonalds"

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

jesus knows how to party!

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

"father this is an expensive campfire"

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The 'You Had One Job' Phrase (40 Pics)

chipps

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The 'You Had One Job' Phrase (40 Pics)

"execution 100"

35 Times UPS Drivers Were Lucky To Meet Dogs On Their Routes And Shared The Pics On This Group (New Pics)

👌

thetacotruckman • upvoted 6 items 4 years ago

Big Boi

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

True. I wouldn't continue being a host to a tapeworm, so why should I continue being a host to a fetus? A fetus is essentially a parasite that leaves on its own.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Uh, no, they’re comparing one parasite to another. However, if you continue to let a fetus grow, it will eventually have a parasitic effect on your money as well as your body.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Cowboy Hank "Ignoring the aTTrocity of abortion would be like ignoring the Holocaust." Godwin's law level 100000000000000000

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

The circle is complete

30 Humorous Comics About Ancient Egypt By Tut Comics

I have unlocked: ✨THIRD PERSON VIEW✨

thetacotruckman • upvoted 14 items 5 years ago

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

get your coffee, doughnut, and your car washed all in one go! what a deal!

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

Get your holy water for $3.99

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

jesus knows how to party!

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People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

the long ass rain jacket?

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

are you talking about the board? furniture? bones? all three?

Here Are 30 Things That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing, But Ended Up Forgotten, As Shared By People Online

Yeah, you ride the board, it breaks down, you fall, break bones and wind uup on the furniture.

Saw This On Facebook Today

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

In my country there is a saying that says "man is the head and woman is the neck that turns the head wherever she wants" I don't know if it exists in other languages...

Reasons-English-Language-Frustrating

Most-Awkward-Dates-Stories

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

Toilet for male superheroes wearing cape

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People?

i know this will probably get downvoted but i f*cking hate this SHOOOOO FOR FREEEEE or something like that like at school and you are trying to focus and then someone shouts that first time its okay after that i want to make them shut the hell up.

Woman Illustrates What It's Like For Her To Live In A Patriarchal Society (30 Pics)

The children we get it... they can simply leave this page or mature up..

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