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My daughter kept saying for years her previous mom was called Dimitra (Greek name), and they lived in a house with a huge fireplace.

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I was done having kids. My oldest said βis my sister in your tummy yet? Then again weeks later said βmy sister said in my dream thatβs sheβs going to be in your tummy soon!β I was pregnant a couple weeks later with her sister. We also got a gender test that was false and said boy and my oldest said it was wrong (she was right).

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
My daughter kept saying for years her previous mom was called Dimitra (Greek name), and they lived in a house with a huge fireplace.

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
I was done having kids. My oldest said βis my sister in your tummy yet? Then again weeks later said βmy sister said in my dream thatβs sheβs going to be in your tummy soon!β I was pregnant a couple weeks later with her sister. We also got a gender test that was false and said boy and my oldest said it was wrong (she was right).

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Not my kid, but i was like two months preg and was at a birthday party for a friendβs kid. One of the other kids came up to me and said βyou have a baby in your bellyβ π΅βπ« found out a month later!

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My step daughter asked "whoβs that man behind you?" We were alone.

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My 3 yr old pointed out my father in laws mother from a photo album she's never seen before. Then told us she (my 3 yr old) ran off the road and then got sick. His mother was in a car accident.

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My step daughter asked "whoβs that man behind you?" We were alone.

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My neighbor passed. His family invited us over for the first time and my daughter goes to the bathroom and comes back. She asked βwhyβd you change the bathroomβ in a tone weβve never heard before.

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My nephew while at a wedding in an old mansion in Joliet... "I used to cut the grass here when I was an old man." I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?

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My brother used to tell my mom what specific gun he used in war and that he was much older than her. He was 3-4 when he said that. Also knew about a plane crash that had happened way long ago

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My daughter tells me she remember how dark it was in my belly and she couldnβt see anything.

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I let my son use my neck book light to do some sort of craft and he said βyou know I used to use these when I was a doctor?β He was 4.

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He said he fought in a war specifically mentioned Russia gave me a date and all looked it up and the date was spot on.

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
My daughter kept saying for years her previous mom was called Dimitra (Greek name), and they lived in a house with a huge fireplace.

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
My 3 yr old pointed out my father in laws mother from a photo album she's never seen before. Then told us she (my 3 yr old) ran off the road and then got sick. His mother was in a car accident.

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My kid says he has lived a thousand lives before this one. his last life he "passed away when he was a baby" and the one before that "he lived til he was 100 and did backflips."

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My daughter kept mentioning a church she went to in Ireland. We never been to Ireland. Years later my mom does a 23andMe found out her fathers side is from Maghera Ireland the church is St Lurach's Church of Ireland.

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My daughter told me she was in heaven before she came to me. I asked what is heaven like?...she said, like your birthday every day. She was 2. Walked at 8 months and talked well before one.

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My son said 'mommy do you remember we used to play together when you was a baby.'

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Were I live there used to be a pier it got knocked down in the late 1960s and my friends little brother used to say he visited it with his other mum. He was born in 2010.

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My nephew told his mom βI remember being in your belly it was so warm and safeβ like bro what.

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My daughter kept saying she had two brothers and I was like girl you have one and she would always say we will meet the other soon and a month later I found out I was pregnant w my youngest boy.

























