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Lynette Vella • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

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42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Why the hell do these a******s get married?

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Lynette Vella • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

They don't want to disrupt their life, but are attracted to other women. However, I don't understand the cheaters who get married - maybe the couple had lived together before and he liked the domestic side or maybe, like Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, it doesn't matter who the guy is married to - he's still gonna cheat.

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

This doesn't make sense.

Lynette Vella • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Forgive & forget.. She won't do it again.... (I kid.. Dump her a*s)

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

She'll tell them it was an Immaculate Infection.

Lynette Vella • commented on a post 1 month ago

Unexpected Marriage Update For Teacher Who Went Viral For Smiling In Her Mugshot After Student Scandal

Why bring this back up? What she did was shameful, but let's hope she doesn't do it in the future.

Lynette Vella • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

I was 9 and my older sister was 12 when my brother was born; 4 years later, my sister was born. We older ones definitely lost our childhoods, and ended being caretakers. My older sister even married at 16 just to get out of the house; I, unfortunately, was left to deal with crazy, divorcing parents and babysitting the kids. I finally had some freedom when I started a part-time job and got a boyfriend at 15, but my mom still expected a lot from me. Once she told me she was going to Mexico with a man (my father had killed himself; she had left me behind with him when she moved out with the kids), and demanded I stay with them all weekend. I refused, but she still went thinking I would be guilted into staying. Well, I wasn't even home when she left because I was staying at my boyfriend's - she had to call a neighbor to look in them. And she had the nerve to be mad at me! Anyway, a year later she had a pretend marriage, and I was living on my own at 17.

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

This was me on a vacation to Greece - an Aussie man on a tour and I had a blast together for 3 weeks. He'd do thing like buy me baklava the first day and make sure I had a cup of coffee even though I slept through breakfast once. He'd sit beside me on the ferries, buses, and in restaurants with the two of us just talking away - one on a bus, he leaned over me to point out the window at a small chapel and said, "Someday I'm going to marry you in a church like that." I laughed because he was always being funny. Anyway, at the end in Istanbul, we exchanged info, hugs, and good-byes. I flew home to the States. A week later, back in Australia, he called and asked if he could stop by and see me on his to England. I said, "Sure." Turns out he had a three day stop-over in Singapore and couldn't stop thinking about me, so started looking at flights through my city to London. Well, he essentially never left except for the legality of things. We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 10 items 8 months ago

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

The party *is* the dog

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Lynette Vella • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Most dangerous creature of all.

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Don't you mean 'Head of People'?

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Most dangerous creature of all.

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Don't you mean 'Head of People'?

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I, also, found a lot of these comments to be from disgustingly apathetic and lazy people. Yuck. I would hate to visit most of these places I hesitate to call "homes." I bet they also care for their bodies just as much.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I didn't like a lot of these statements - they sounded sounded apathetic and negative. They also sounded disgusting and filthy. I wouldn't want to visit most of these places - I wouldn't even call them "homes."

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

My Boston Terrier treats my home very nicely, thank you.

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 10 items 9 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

and the wh@re you rode in on

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40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

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Folks Share 25 Pics Of Before And After “Life Happened” To Them

Oh look, generation TikTok has invented tiredness 🙄

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

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Lynette Vella • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Lynette Vella • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

This doesn't make sense.

Lynette Vella • commented on a post 1 month ago

Unexpected Marriage Update For Teacher Who Went Viral For Smiling In Her Mugshot After Student Scandal

Why bring this back up? What she did was shameful, but let's hope she doesn't do it in the future.

Lynette Vella • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

School was hell, though.

Folks Share 25 Pics Of Before And After “Life Happened” To Them

Just wait until your 'dream' job that you've studied for 6 years turns out to be a nightmare, as does your high-school sweetheart husband, and your children (that you sacrificed for) hate you.

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

I gave up talking to almost everyone long ago - now I just text my best friend and she always gets back to me right away.

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

I was taught that that through religion, but it seems not everyone got the memo - really made me struggle through life. People can be really mean.

Lynette Vella • commented on 10 posts 9 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Most dangerous creature of all.

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Don't you mean 'Head of People'?

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

My Boston Terrier treats my home very nicely, thank you.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

Um...

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I enjoy taking care of my home, always have, just as I enjoy taking care of my dog, family, and friends. It's important to me as a source of comfort.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I have a need to see beautiful things, so I like changing out my accessories seasonally. I love forward to seeing my seashells, pumpkins, pinecones, and bunnies - they make me smile every time I walk into a room (primarily the entry, the living room/kitchen/dining area, and my bedroom). They are all well-made, quality items and not chintzy or corny.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

We had lots of landscaping done for our new house 3 years ago - big mistake! Now we're taking up a lot and putting down weed cloth, so now everything's simple with less to maintain.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

If you have kids, it changes.

Lynette Vella • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Forgive & forget.. She won't do it again.... (I kid.. Dump her a*s)

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Why the hell do these a******s get married?

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

She'll tell them it was an Immaculate Infection.

Lynette Vella • upvoted 12 items 8 months ago

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

Funny-30-Something-Memes

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

The party *is* the dog

Funny-30-Something-Memes

Folks Share 25 Pics Of Before And After “Life Happened” To Them

Oh look, generation TikTok has invented tiredness 🙄

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

Lynette Vella • upvoted 3 items 9 months ago

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