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Lynette Vella

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Lynette Vella • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

I use one candle warmer in my house, and it's in my bedroom on low at night only when I'm in the room. Period. I love candles, but they are just too dangerous. So now all the other candles I have in my house are battery-operated and only on when I'm in the room (usually only during dinner parties).

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

When I told my doctor I was taking zince everyday, she told me to stop because it is easy to o******e on it.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

When I told my doctor I was taking zince everyday, she told me to stop because it is easy to o******e on it.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

Lucky you - you wouldn't dare as a woman.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

My sweet pup rides in the back seat in her carrier.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

My husband's grandfather was a motorbike cop in Australia - big, handsome man. One chop of an axe trying to split a block of wood ended his career when a chip flew into his left eye - he lost it.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself." This hurt the daughter and is a stain on your soul.

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Fake as hell. Emails just magically printed themselves for dude to find. No one prints emails.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Children as collateral damage is uncool.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Fake as hell. Emails just magically printed themselves for dude to find. No one prints emails.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Children as collateral damage is uncool.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

What an exhausting waste of energy...

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

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42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Why the hell do these a******s get married?

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Forgive & forget.. She won't do it again.... (I kid.. Dump her a*s)

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

She'll tell them it was an Immaculate Infection.

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Lynette Vella • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

They don't want to disrupt their life, but are attracted to other women. However, I don't understand the cheaters who get married - maybe the couple had lived together before and he liked the domestic side or maybe, like Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, it doesn't matter who the guy is married to - he's still gonna cheat.

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

This doesn't make sense.

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

This doesn't make sense.

Unexpected Marriage Update For Teacher Who Went Viral For Smiling In Her Mugshot After Student Scandal

Why bring this back up? What she did was shameful, but let's hope she doesn't do it in the future.

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Lynette Vella • commented on 9 posts 10 months ago

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

I was 9 and my older sister was 12 when my brother was born; 4 years later, my sister was born. We older ones definitely lost our childhoods, and ended being caretakers. My older sister even married at 16 just to get out of the house; I, unfortunately, was left to deal with crazy, divorcing parents and babysitting the kids. I finally had some freedom when I started a part-time job and got a boyfriend at 15, but my mom still expected a lot from me. Once she told me she was going to Mexico with a man (my father had killed himself; she had left me behind with him when she moved out with the kids), and demanded I stay with them all weekend. I refused, but she still went thinking I would be guilted into staying. Well, I wasn't even home when she left because I was staying at my boyfriend's - she had to call a neighbor to look in them. And she had the nerve to be mad at me! Anyway, a year later she had a pretend marriage, and I was living on my own at 17.

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

This was me on a vacation to Greece - an Aussie man on a tour and I had a blast together for 3 weeks. He'd do thing like buy me baklava the first day and make sure I had a cup of coffee even though I slept through breakfast once. He'd sit beside me on the ferries, buses, and in restaurants with the two of us just talking away - one on a bus, he leaned over me to point out the window at a small chapel and said, "Someday I'm going to marry you in a church like that." I laughed because he was always being funny. Anyway, at the end in Istanbul, we exchanged info, hugs, and good-byes. I flew home to the States. A week later, back in Australia, he called and asked if he could stop by and see me on his to England. I said, "Sure." Turns out he had a three day stop-over in Singapore and couldn't stop thinking about me, so started looking at flights through my city to London. Well, he essentially never left except for the legality of things. We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 10 items 10 months ago

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

The party *is* the dog

Funny-30-Something-Memes

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Lynette Vella • upvoted 4 items 11 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

and the wh@re you rode in on

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40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

and the wh@re you rode in on

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Lynette Vella • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing Your Sibling Did To You? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing Your Sibling Did To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Childhood Memory That Always Makes You Happy? (Closed)

Lynette Vella • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

When I told my doctor I was taking zince everyday, she told me to stop because it is easy to o******e on it.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

Lucky you - you wouldn't dare as a woman.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

My sweet pup rides in the back seat in her carrier.

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

My husband's grandfather was a motorbike cop in Australia - big, handsome man. One chop of an axe trying to split a block of wood ended his career when a chip flew into his left eye - he lost it.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself." This hurt the daughter and is a stain on your soul.

Lynette Vella • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

This doesn't make sense.

Unexpected Marriage Update For Teacher Who Went Viral For Smiling In Her Mugshot After Student Scandal

Why bring this back up? What she did was shameful, but let's hope she doesn't do it in the future.

Lynette Vella • commented on 9 posts 10 months ago

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

School was hell, though.

Folks Share 25 Pics Of Before And After “Life Happened” To Them

Just wait until your 'dream' job that you've studied for 6 years turns out to be a nightmare, as does your high-school sweetheart husband, and your children (that you sacrificed for) hate you.

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

I gave up talking to almost everyone long ago - now I just text my best friend and she always gets back to me right away.

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

I was taught that that through religion, but it seems not everyone got the memo - really made me struggle through life. People can be really mean.

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Most dangerous creature of all.

40 Of The Funniest Memes And GIFs Of Coldplay Kiss Cam Affair Couple

Don't you mean 'Head of People'?

Lynette Vella • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I, also, found a lot of these comments to be from disgustingly apathetic and lazy people. Yuck. I would hate to visit most of these places I hesitate to call "homes." I bet they also care for their bodies just as much.

“No One Even Comes To My House”: 50 Oldschool Home Trends Millennials Are Absolutely Over

I didn't like a lot of these statements - they sounded sounded apathetic and negative. They also sounded disgusting and filthy. I wouldn't want to visit most of these places - I wouldn't even call them "homes."

Lynette Vella • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Children as collateral damage is uncool.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Fake as hell. Emails just magically printed themselves for dude to find. No one prints emails.

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

What an exhausting waste of energy...

Lynette Vella • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

Funny-Corporate-Snark-Memes

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Forgive & forget.. She won't do it again.... (I kid.. Dump her a*s)

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

Why the hell do these a******s get married?

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

She'll tell them it was an Immaculate Infection.

Lynette Vella • upvoted 12 items 10 months ago

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

An Irish person ALWAYS shows up to the party

Funny-30-Something-Memes

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

The party *is* the dog

Funny-30-Something-Memes

Folks Share 25 Pics Of Before And After “Life Happened” To Them

Oh look, generation TikTok has invented tiredness 🙄

ADHD Memes: 50 Funny Posts For The Neurodivergents Whose Minds Move Differently

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