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Lisa Valen • commented on 40 posts 3 years ago

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Are we sure they're people?

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Crocodile Dundee

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Are we sure they're people?

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Crocodile Dundee

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

I think it would be cool to find a hidden room, but a whole city? Fabulous!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

How bored he must have been!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Amazing that she's so well preserved.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

I would love one of these!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

That's actually pretty sad.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Cool.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

It didn't know it was extinct.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

That's extraordinary!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Fascinating, and a little frightening.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Clever kids!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Incredible!

50 Clever And Funny Signs

Nefarious ideas, however...

50 Clever And Funny Signs

Influencers aren't.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Let's hope there is no fire...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

It needed a break

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

The remainder of my brain, I think, went into my belly button...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Glad to hear that. Little babies are my fav take along snack!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Darn! Fell asleep at the wheel.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Water is wet...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Hard ly satisfying.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Why ban just Swedish fish? Why not all fish? And gummies in general?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I've always wanted a dancing sandwich.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I didn't know f**k was Italian, I thought it was a worldwide thing?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

My car prefers chocolate mint brake pads.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

What if you're a vegetarian?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

So...cigarettes are not trash? And trash cans aren't...wait, I'm confused. What if the floor walks away? Where does that leave the trash that isn't and the bucket?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I'd rather not, but thanks for offering. Another time, maybe...not.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Does Robin have his own floor too?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

...and an Uncle!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

That's my FAVORITE!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

It was always my dream to camp in the left lane, darn it!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

So the spiders have 12 legs or maybe 5? Two heads? Wings?

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I hate when they're ultra violent. Super violent is bad enough...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Love magic doors!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I think it's a trick...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Of course, gotta save the fruit for dessert.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Works for me!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

I would never have an emergency where it wasn't welcome!

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Lisa Valen • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Lisa Valen • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Are we sure they're people?

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Crocodile Dundee

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

I think it would be cool to find a hidden room, but a whole city? Fabulous!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

How bored he must have been!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Amazing that she's so well preserved.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

I would love one of these!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

That's actually pretty sad.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Cool.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

It didn't know it was extinct.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

That's extraordinary!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Fascinating, and a little frightening.

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Clever kids!

119 Disturbing And Morbid Facts That Might Freak You Out A Bit, As Shared By This Insta Page

Incredible!

50 Clever And Funny Signs

Nefarious ideas, however...

50 Clever And Funny Signs

Influencers aren't.

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Let's hope there is no fire...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

It needed a break

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

The remainder of my brain, I think, went into my belly button...

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Glad to hear that. Little babies are my fav take along snack!

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Darn! Fell asleep at the wheel.

Lisa Valen • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

some-real-life-cheat-codes

If you use code: "no salt" when ordering mcdonalds fries you can annoy the mcdonalds staff. Oh and you get fresh fries.

50 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online (New Pics)

Dont look up blue waffles

50 Times Someone's Day Got Ruined By Hilarious Wife Fails

disrespect !

35 Hilarious And Brilliant Realizations People Had In The Shower, As Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Cough cough Christianity cough.

117 Rare Celebrity Childhood Photos Show Barely Recognizable Stars

He looks a little like Vin Diesel 😊

117 Rare Celebrity Childhood Photos Show Barely Recognizable Stars

A little lighter hair and she could be a lookalike for one of the brothers in Hanson.

Desperate Times Call For Funny Measures

50 Posts From The “Wait This Is Wholesome” Facebook Group To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Especially when they are baby goats.

Funny-Signs-Pics

Wreckless Eating

Defending Someone In Their Absence

The best test of a friendship is when you defended someone in their absence and vice-versa.

Don't Throw A Friend Under The Bus

Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.

"That's Not Going Anywhere" Is Essential When You're Strapping Down A Strap

When you're strapping down a strap, you must say "that's not going anywhere" or you will lose everything on the trailer

Work

50 Times People Spotted Simple Yet Genius Solutions In Their Hotels And Shared Them Online (New Pics)

Yes, as item 7. Priorities, I suppose.

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

You lot are mad. Cold water, eggs in, bring to boil, 3 mins runny, 6 mins hard, cold water after both. End of.

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

Anything Donald Trump says, period.

Entertainment

Best Multiplayer Video Games That Are Still Worth Your Time

35 Times People Spotted Such Delusional Artists, They Just Had To Shame Them In This Online Group

Yeezy on the price there fella.

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

Finally a happier ending.

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