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42 Times Birds Were Unintentionally Funnier Than Most Professional Comedians, As Shared By This Page

Don't look!

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It was me! I'm the Chicken Bandit! Bwa haha!

42 Times Birds Were Unintentionally Funnier Than Most Professional Comedians, As Shared By This Page

Don't look!

42 Times Birds Were Unintentionally Funnier Than Most Professional Comedians, As Shared By This Page

Sharingan!

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Was it bluefin tuna?

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So does the driver

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He's actually daring them to try it.

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He looks like he's up to the challenge

63 Memes That Need Absolutely Zero Context To Be Funny

This past June I walked onto my porch and there was a bag of Chinese food there. I checked around with my immediate neighbors, waited a bit, but the food went unclaimed. Ever since they I pray to the porch food God's when I outside. That was a good day! For me anyway.

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Do they answer the phone with "brrp"?

I suspect it's also the truth on many an occasion.

Same thing happened to me. Someone once told my own story back to me. I told them something funny that happened to me, and 6 months later they told me back my own story, only that it happened to them. 🙄

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Almost the exact same thing happened to me when I was about 7, 8 years old. I was at my dad's and saw plants in their closet and asked what they were growing. My dad told me ' tomatoes'. About a decade later I realized 'oh those weren't tomatoes' 😅