
INSANE: Mica0987654321 | Vintage Vibes
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Just a regular bored panda here, move along, nothing to see here...

OneHappyPuppy · commented on 8 posts
about 4 hours ago
Think I got it. Client hired father to find a tenant, said I'll give 6w notice before I come back so tenant leaves, but client gives notice to landlord instead of father. Landlord didn't realize/didn't care that was his cue to get tenant out of the place, and father was none the wiser. Or, client gives his 6w notice to father, father tells landlord but landlord fails to remove tenant. Client comes back and finds tenant still there, is pissed at father for not sorting it out.

Essebiesse hit the nail on the head. For five? That's her cue not just to have dinner out, but for getting the husband out of the house with some nice divorce papers. No respect whatsoever

OneHappyPuppy · upvoted 3 items
about 8 hours ago

Bored Panda treats women like a man trying to be impressive by being disdainful of women. OK, her lips are not normal, but actually compared to all the botoxed, ozempicked freaks out there who look like they're in a context for who can look like an alien, she seems to have aged pretty d****d well.

Like a joke out of Airplane

OneHappyPuppy · upvoted 4 items
1 day ago

If you're depressed and suícídal, and you won't or can't get help, and you're going to kíll yourself regardless, do you know what you should do? Kíll yourself. That's it. Only yourself. You do not múrder your 11-year-old daughter (or ANYONE else) before you kíll yourself. As someone who is clinically depressed, frequently suícídal, and has attempted suícíde twice, I feel very strongly about this. I have all the sympathy and empathy for people who are depressed and/or suícídal. I've been there, I AM there, I know how bad it is. But slaúghtering your child before you kíll yourself? Horribly selfish and monstrous. Tawnia was NOT "the best mom". If you're so selfish that you kíll your child just to keep your ex from having custody of them, you're not "the best mom". You're not a parent who "loves that little girl with everything" you have. You're just a selfish monster. A living child who gets a chance to grow up and have a life, even if it's with your ex that you hate, is so much better than a múrdered child.
Squatter's rights baffle me. How can someone who's living there illegally have rights??

OneHappyPuppy · commented on 8 posts
1 day ago

Life is old there, older than the trees

Some years ago, my country was subject to devastating floods that filled a mining region. A reporter on TV was interviewing a spokesperson for the mining company in a studio, and the spokesperson mentioned the machinery that was entirely under water. The reporter asked well how tall are these machines, some 5-6 meters? The spokesperson replied, no, more like 40 meters. The gasp the reporter released was audible, they couldn't cut it because the interview was live

OneHappyPuppy · commented on 4 posts
3 days ago

But the PS at the bottom makes me think that she's wanting to find deals/promotions, so not entirely free?

OneHappyPuppy · upvoted 4 items
3 days ago

I love airplanes. I'd have preferred the plane proposal XD

People need this explained? 🤔

OneHappyPuppy · upvoted 2 items
4 days ago

The 150lbs is the boyfriend.

"Mid" means "average" or "mediocre", so referring to someone as a "mid woman" would be basically calling them unattractive/not hot. I think the "god submitted them at 23:59" thing is supposed to imply that the guy looks like God created him at the last minute, implying that the guy who is calling women "mid" is, in fact, "mid" himself.

OneHappyPuppy · commented on 3 posts
4 days ago

More like how to bankrupt yourself... Do you know how much cinema popcorn goes for these days??

In my neck of the woods we call these "parrot pliers" so the depiction is on point

OneHappyPuppy · upvoted 2 items
5 days ago

OneHappyPuppy · commented on 2 posts
5 days ago
There's a superstition about umbilical cords wrapped around babies necks in the Balkans, can't remember exactly what but it's a bad omen or something
My 8 year old is a head taller than his classmates and easily taller than a lot of kids two grades up, so I find this believable


