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OneHappyPuppy • commented on 4 posts 19 minutes ago

Man Thought He Handled A Wedding Emergency Correctly, Turns Out Not

No, I have to disagree with you. Commenter justliketheotherone nailed it when they said OP is a self centered person, I saw it in the original story, before the update. The way they explain their disorder (for which they are not to blame I must add), the way they weigh only their own feelings when deciding about going, the fact they made the girlfriend leave with them in the middle of the vows and added the "kind strangers that took interest" if they're ok, how they didn't stop to think to approach the newly weds with an apology after returning to the ceremony/cake but much later when they were called out. Even in the edit they reiterate that everyone seems to have a problem with them. Here's a clue - they don't have a problem with the anxiety attacks themselves, but with how poorly OP handles them and the fallout but OP is blind to all that. Lesson not learned

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Morning traffic jam to work?

Man Thought He Handled A Wedding Emergency Correctly, Turns Out Not

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Morning traffic jam to work?

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

I work the call center for an online store/physical store. There's the "hello, are you open yet?" people that ask after dialling the number on our website that is next to the working hours... Or my personal favorite "what is your company's name/website?" (Hint - they're the same). You literally had to Google us to find our number, how tf did you find us??

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

I saw a dude get fired over that. He told the boss he had nothing to do so he was fired on the spot

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OneHappyPuppy • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

67 Things People Saw Once And Have Been Thinking About Ever Since

My dad requested we play his favorite song at home after his funeral on his favorite record player. So we did, found two of his records with the same song, buried him with one record and played the second one. Exactly 20 days after his funeral, I was at work when the radio played that song. I had to leave my workspace to gather myself. I've never heard that song on the radio before or since. It's not a radio song

67 Things People Saw Once And Have Been Thinking About Ever Since

I've told this story before. I dreamt about a little blonde boy with blue eyes running up to me as I opened the front door of our house and my husband followed behind him. I had only learned I was pregnant, so I thought it was just my brain projecting. My husband and I both have dark hair and green eyes, no way my kid would look like that, right? And who knew he would be a boy then? Wrong. His hair did get darker around year 5 but it's still light brown and yes, he does have blue eyes. It was a deja vu moment because the dream did happen years later

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

I do this. Even with permission, I will never go into a woman's purse.

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Now this is advice you can actually use

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

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OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Teacher Never Thought Twice About One Habit Until A Student Pointed It Out

Huh. I hold my pen/pencil that way too. Not diagnosed officially, but pretty sure I'm ADHD. I get pretty bad hand/wrist cramps after writing for a while, and I have a tendency to press down really hard while I'm writing as well XD I'm left-handed, so I thought it was a lefty thing, tbh.

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

This “Why Can’t We Have One Big Hole?” Thread Might Be The Funniest Thing You Read All Day (26 Answers)

And two teeth. Two lips, two arms...

89 Times People Transformed Their Homes With Brilliant Decor Ideas (New Pics)

Not the bench though. Very impractical for dining, can't pull it in or out for seating as easily as chairs. Ask me how I know

This “Why Can’t We Have One Big Hole?” Thread Might Be The Funniest Thing You Read All Day (26 Answers)

And two teeth. Two lips, two arms...

89 Times People Transformed Their Homes With Brilliant Decor Ideas (New Pics)

Not the bench though. Very impractical for dining, can't pull it in or out for seating as easily as chairs. Ask me how I know

89 Times People Transformed Their Homes With Brilliant Decor Ideas (New Pics)

I don't get the down votes... Imagine waking up on a warm summer morning and thwacking your head on the open window...

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OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 3 days ago

79 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Don't Have To Be Long To Be Spooky

God was pissed at the Egyptians so he sent ten plagues. The last plague was going to k**l all the first-born sons but the Israelites were told to mark their doors with sheep blood and the plague would pass over their sons.

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

My son came down with Campylobacter earlier this year..4 days of diarrhea with no ability to keep anything down, 4 nights in the hospital to treat the dehydration...

77 Historical Facts And Stories That Sound Too Strange To Be Real

Bruno VI, it's not honorable, it's an insult to be thrown into the ocean/open water in Islam culture. He was not "given a burial at sea", he was thrown there as a last FU to like-minded individuals.

OneHappyPuppy • commented on a post 5 days ago

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

No, more like Shnee shnaa Shnappi, Shnappi Shnappi Shnappi

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

Mine is a Xiaomi Poco M7 Pro, has all of the above and the camera is perfectly fine

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

My mom also overcooked vegetables. Hated them, they thought I was a typical kid that turns their nose up when served veggies. I ate fresh veggies though

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

Mine is a Xiaomi Poco M7 Pro, has all of the above and the camera is perfectly fine

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

My mom also overcooked vegetables. Hated them, they thought I was a typical kid that turns their nose up when served veggies. I ate fresh veggies though

“He Almost Ate It”: 64 Times People Were Unlucky Or Dumb Enough To End Up In Dangerous Situations

Hydrofluoric acid. It is as dangerous as the flip flop says

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

I beg your pardon?

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

It's "were you born on a boat?" in my country

55 Times Goodwill Proved You Never Know What Someone Will Donate (New Pics)

Moroccan style table. As of this particular tables origins, no clue

74 Interesting, Fascinating, And Funny Moments From History You Won’t Find In Textbooks

Wojtek. His name was Wojtek

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OneHappyPuppy • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

Guaranteed Dad comment, along with “Were you born in a barn?”, if you didn’t shut the door properly.

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

I grew up eating vegetables that had been cooked too long. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it's not necessary. Now I cook some vegetables (like cabbage) just long enough for them to heat through.

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

Guaranteed Dad comment, along with “Were you born in a barn?”, if you didn’t shut the door properly.

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

I can't convince my boyfriend that stirring is better than adding oil! Drives me nuts, the sauce slides off.

Thousands Of People Follow This Page For Its Chaotic And Funny Pics, Here Are 99 Of The Best Ones

It's molecular math, where tiny puzzle pieces only fit in specific ways.

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OneHappyPuppy • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

29 Wild, Embarrassing And Cringe Things That Only Happen In Nightclubs

Designated. That's the word you were looking for

43 Of The Scariest Things To Exist In This World

It's also a prion disease, mentioned higher up

29 Wild, Embarrassing And Cringe Things That Only Happen In Nightclubs

Designated. That's the word you were looking for

43 Of The Scariest Things To Exist In This World

It's also a prion disease, mentioned higher up

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

You have to have equal usage and practice of both languages in order to maintain the perfect accent in both. My husband and I are trilingual, our son is bilingual. Husband's mother language accent was better when he was a little boy but since he grew up and attended school in his father's country of origin, his accent is now heavily influenced by the local accent. It's the opposite for me, I attended an English speaking school and my english accent was better than my native language accent, but now my english accent is heavily influenced by my native language simply because I don't use English in everyday conversations.

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

Maybe not ironic seeing it was her "then-husband"

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

I remember how excited my dad was to find Blues brothers 2000 in a video rental store (yes, that old) and we watched it many many times. Until I found the videotape of the first movie (my dad was an avid movie person, he videotaped good stuff back in the day). I knew the dialogues by heart back then. RIP dad

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

TIL this was debatable up to 2005...

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Lifesaver

“Happy Wife, Happy Life”: 44 Memes About Marriage That You Might Want To Send To Your Spouse

Yup. So I compromised - I'm also the "it's already 10pm" person now, at least until my kid gets old enough

33 Of The Worst Bits Of News People Have Ever Woken Up To

One day before my kid was born, he "slipped into place" a.k.a. a massive blow to my pelvic floor at 7am. Woke up screaming

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OneHappyPuppy • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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OneHappyPuppy • commented on 4 posts 20 minutes ago

Man Thought He Handled A Wedding Emergency Correctly, Turns Out Not

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Morning traffic jam to work?

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

I saw a dude get fired over that. He told the boss he had nothing to do so he was fired on the spot

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

67 Things People Saw Once And Have Been Thinking About Ever Since

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

63 Examples Of Millennial “Pick Me” Behavior That Still Make Folks Cringe

Totally awesome movies in an unhinged way. But I wouldn't go as far as making them my personality...

Teacher Never Thought Twice About One Habit Until A Student Pointed It Out

Same, I'm just not a lefty. I rest the pen on my middle finger-nail edge and have irreversibly indented that nail edge because of it.

121 Funny Jokes About Everything And Nothing To Brighten An Uneventful Day

31 People Reveal The Mistakes That Cost Them Years Of Their Lives

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

This “Why Can’t We Have One Big Hole?” Thread Might Be The Funniest Thing You Read All Day (26 Answers)

And two teeth. Two lips, two arms...

89 Times People Transformed Their Homes With Brilliant Decor Ideas (New Pics)

Not the bench though. Very impractical for dining, can't pull it in or out for seating as easily as chairs. Ask me how I know

89 Times People Transformed Their Homes With Brilliant Decor Ideas (New Pics)

I don't get the down votes... Imagine waking up on a warm summer morning and thwacking your head on the open window...

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

My son came down with Campylobacter earlier this year..4 days of diarrhea with no ability to keep anything down, 4 nights in the hospital to treat the dehydration...

77 Historical Facts And Stories That Sound Too Strange To Be Real

Bruno VI, it's not honorable, it's an insult to be thrown into the ocean/open water in Islam culture. He was not "given a burial at sea", he was thrown there as a last FU to like-minded individuals.

OneHappyPuppy • commented on a post 5 days ago

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

No, more like Shnee shnaa Shnappi, Shnappi Shnappi Shnappi

OneHappyPuppy • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

Mine is a Xiaomi Poco M7 Pro, has all of the above and the camera is perfectly fine

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

My mom also overcooked vegetables. Hated them, they thought I was a typical kid that turns their nose up when served veggies. I ate fresh veggies though

“He Almost Ate It”: 64 Times People Were Unlucky Or Dumb Enough To End Up In Dangerous Situations

Hydrofluoric acid. It is as dangerous as the flip flop says

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

I beg your pardon?

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted 4 items 4 hours ago

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

I do this. Even with permission, I will never go into a woman's purse.

Meirl

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Now this is advice you can actually use

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 2 days ago

79 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Don't Have To Be Long To Be Spooky

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Teacher Never Thought Twice About One Habit Until A Student Pointed It Out

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Cooking-Facts-Sound-Fake-Actually-Real

Organic does NOT mean pesticide free.
It just means that it’s grown without SYNTHETIC pesticides and fertilizers.

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Thousands Of People Follow This Page For Its Chaotic And Funny Pics, Here Are 99 Of The Best Ones

It's molecular math, where tiny puzzle pieces only fit in specific ways.

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

20 Cooking Myths Even Good Cooks Believe (That Ruin Dishes)

I can't convince my boyfriend that stirring is better than adding oil! Drives me nuts, the sauce slides off.

Brits Are Sharing The Funny Things That Set Them Apart, And These 60 Take The Cucumber Sandwiches

Guaranteed Dad comment, along with “Were you born in a barn?”, if you didn’t shut the door properly.

OneHappyPuppy • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

And over 45 years later it's still got the best soundtrack any film will ever have. Fight me!

77 New Facts People Recently Learned And It Made Them Rethink Everything They Know (New Pics)

The French name for the painting is La Joconde... The French spelling of Giocondo

Funny-Married-Memes-Jokes

Belgrade, Serbia

Novi Belgrade, Serbia

"Flip-Flops Are Banned": 55 Unexpectedly Weird Laws From Countries All Around The World

It is silly to wear high heels to such places anyway since the ground is always uneven and you risk injury.

47 Completely Normal Things In Some Countries That Shock Foreigners

Always felt like this was a sad waste of food. Maybe I'm missing something.

47 Completely Normal Things In Some Countries That Shock Foreigners

Considering where many N**i's fled to, I'm not surprised to see Argentina doing this.

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