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Musician, aspiring armchair scientist, bitter old man since 1971.

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almost 2 years ago

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almost 2 years ago

“One Of The Most Terrifying Experiences”: Things People Swear They've Seen But Nobody Believes Them
“One Of The Most Terrifying Experiences”: Things People Swear They've Seen But Nobody Believes Them

The incompetent a*s of an electrician at my old apartment building—he installed a new breaker box upside down—flatly stated “I don’t do that” when asked if he was going to clean his mess.

35 Of The Most Cringeworthy Moments People Experienced
35 Of The Most Cringeworthy Moments People Experienced

I did that once when I was about 20. Woke up on the floor between the toilet and the shower, in a rental shared by three other 20-something males. Gross.

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about 2 years ago

50 Things People Never Thought They’d Have To Explain To Another Adult
50 Things People Never Thought They’d Have To Explain To Another Adult

PIP! (Pizarro, Incas, Peru) CAM! (Cortes, Aztecs, Mexico)

These 50 Comparisons Reveal The Unexpected Diversities Of Life (New Pics)
These 50 Comparisons Reveal The Unexpected Diversities Of Life (New Pics)

I guess he just stuffs himself in the goal so it's sealed.

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about 2 years ago

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?”
25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?”

I know that broadly there isn’t, but all of the gay men that I know well, without exception, can’t stand sports, except ice skating and gymnastics. I ascribe no meaning to it.

25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?”
25 “Straight Male” Quirks That Make Gay Men Say, “Really?”

If I see a particularly impressive feat in a sport, I’ll be impressed. But just because *occasionally* someone makes a truly remarkable catch in a baseball game, it doesn’t mean I want to watch a whole hours long game, much less hundreds of them. Same goes for any other sport. B O R I N G.