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Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted an item 3 days ago

48 Unhinged Ways To Get Out Of Work That Sound Better Than “I’m Going To The Doctor”

Had a goose stalking majestically towards me a short while.ago (Greyling). Got about 12" away and hissed at me. It's face when I hissed back!

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I have POTS. I salt EVERYTHING, and my sodium is still just below normal.

Woman’s Breasts Regrow After Undergoing Reduction, Leaving Internet Baffled

I had a breast reduction in 2012. I went from a 40N to a 40DD, and two years later, they were at a 42J. Now I'm a 42M. I wish I could have another reduction, but they might grow back AGAIN.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

It's not safe to eat raw/undercooked meat, but some people do their whole lives. It's not safe to ski/skate/rollerblade without a helmet but some people do their whole lives. It's not safe to drive without a seatbelt or speed but many people do their whole lives. Just because you get lucky while doing something unsafe doesn't mean it's safe. My grandpa ate expired (like horribly expired) food his whole life and lived into his 90s.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

48 Unhinged Ways To Get Out Of Work That Sound Better Than “I’m Going To The Doctor”

Easy to do if you are new to the area and live in a city that is next to another state.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

Yeah....let me introduce you to my eldest.

48 Unhinged Ways To Get Out Of Work That Sound Better Than “I’m Going To The Doctor”

Easy to do if you are new to the area and live in a city that is next to another state.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

Yeah....let me introduce you to my eldest.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

One possible benefit to drinking raw milk is that dumb people may learn a lesson.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I'm thinking a plague will come and eliminate all anti-vaxxers, thus raising the IQ of society.

67 Of The Wildest Things Parents Posted Online That You Are Allowed To Judge (New Pics)

Am I bad if I kind of agree with this?

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Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 1 week ago

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Probably paranoid, and doesn't trust police.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

45 Harmless But Effective Ways People Got Revenge On Jerks

ISG is the company’s 1st Sergeant, the assistant to the company commander (a captain). They’re the ones who actually know what’s going on and it’s always best to have them on your side.

45 Harmless But Effective Ways People Got Revenge On Jerks

Other possible translation: I stopped cleaning up after other people.

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

104 Funny “Conspiracies” That Won’t Hurt Anyone, But Might Change Your Mind

That's an insult to baked beans, and I don't even LIKE baked beans.

37 Times People Had The Satisfying Opportunity To Make A Jerk’s Day Worse

I'm from Ohio, and it's required by law to have your headlights on whenever your windshield wipers are in use due to precipitation.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 17 items 2 weeks ago

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Getting up on stage at the freaking Oscars to slap a man over a woman who you've been separated from for a decade and who clearly doesn't respect you the way you respect her was insane, Will.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Taylor Swift?

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Getting up on stage at the freaking Oscars to slap a man over a woman who you've been separated from for a decade and who clearly doesn't respect you the way you respect her was insane, Will.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Taylor Swift?

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“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

So you wanted her to pay but instead you made her shine.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Hofstetter is the best!

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Nate, you truly are the best part of this hell site

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

The reason there is not a celebrated International Men's Day is because they are waiting or a woman to organise it for them.

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Same. And a lot of the time I just don't care that much.

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

He's so bad Florida didn't even want him and that says something

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

That whole thing is the name of the holiday.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

I've heard a great comparison that men who are screaming about "Men's day" or "Straight pride" are like people who complain about handicapped parking spots. They have the WHOLE parking lot to use, but they loudly complain about those few spots that are NOT for them.

New Manager Gets Mentored By Seasoned Employee Who Expected The Position, Office Drama Ensues

username almost checks our FreeTheUni(c)o(r)n 🙃

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Steve is the best. Love that dude

New Manager Gets Mentored By Seasoned Employee Who Expected The Position, Office Drama Ensues

This is why everyone needs a union

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Until biological men push babies out of their bodies regularly then men are inferior to women.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Why are self proclaimed "high value men" so obnoxiously low status idiots?

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Men overvalue the "protection" they bring to the table.

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Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 8 items 3 weeks ago

37 Times People Had The Satisfying Opportunity To Make A Jerk’s Day Worse

The customer was being rude and obnoxious so the employee took her down a notch or 2 by asking if she would like her senior citizen discount, the woman wasn't old enough to receive one. The employee basically insulted (from the customer's point of view) her.

Canadian Singer-Songwriter Celine Dion, 58

With a voice of unparalleled power and emotion, Canadian singer Celine Dion has captivated audiences worldwide for over four decades. Her chart-topping albums like Falling into You and numerous sold-out residencies in Las Vegas solidified her global superstar status. She is celebrated for her impactful ballads and philanthropic efforts.

Little-known fact: Celine Dion was named after the song “Céline” by French singer Hugues Aufray, released two years before her birth.

37 Times People Had The Satisfying Opportunity To Make A Jerk’s Day Worse

Canadian Singer-Songwriter Celine Dion, 58

American Singer-Songwriter and Guitarist Tracy Chapman, 62

Recognized for her distinctive deep alto voice and powerful storytelling, American singer-songwriter Tracy Chapman emerged as a significant artist in the late 1980s. Her debut album earned multiple Grammy Awards, and she remains celebrated for her socially conscious lyrics.

Little-known fact: She was once inspired to play guitar by the television show Hee Haw.

American Actor, Director, Producer, and Screenwriter Warren Beatty, 89

An American actor and filmmaker, Warren Beatty is renowned for his extensive career, earning multiple Academy Award nominations. He is celebrated for both his on-screen performances and his significant work behind the camera as a director and producer.

Beyond his cinematic achievements, Beatty has actively engaged in political advocacy.

Little-known fact: Warren Beatty turned down ten football scholarships to pursue his passion for acting.

English Guitarist and Singer-Songwriter Eric Clapton, 81

English guitarist, singer, and songwriter Eric Clapton is revered for his influential blues-rock style and innovative guitar techniques. His career spans iconic bands like Cream and The Yardbirds, alongside a prolific solo journey featuring hits like “Layla” and the Grammy-winning “Tears in Heaven.”

Little-known fact: He was raised by his grandparents, believing his mother was his older sister until age nine.

American Actor and Television Personality Mark Consuelos, 55

An American actor and talk show host, Mark Consuelos became widely known for his role as Mateo Santos on the soap opera All My Children. He later garnered critical attention for portraying Hiram Lodge on The CW's Riverdale. Consuelos currently co-hosts Live with Kelly and Mark, winning a Daytime Emmy Award for his work in 2024.

Little-known fact: Before his acting breakthrough, Mark Consuelos worked as a dancer with the Suncoast Calendar Men, using the stage name “Meat.”

Grandparents’ “Help” With Their 12-Year-Old Grandson Makes His Dad Sick, They Face The Consequences

My parents took the stance that EVERY authority figure I interacted with was right and I was wrong. I’ve since received apologies from a few, like the math teacher who beat me up in a drunken rage, but mostly, I learned that “authorities” are always right. That suuure didn’t go well for me, as you can guess, but the one that did the *most* long-term damage was when I was injured playing field hockey in PE. The three adults there were “Nope! Didn’t see a thing, so didn’t happen!” so I was dragged home with my [as yet undiagnosed] concussion. Saturday, the next day, my dad came to see why I hadn’t come out of my room and found me in sunglasses holding pillows over my head and took me to the doctor. It’d be fourteen years before my cluster headaches were diagnosed. I was so, *so*, SO lucky I didn’t become an opiate a****t because of that (on top of my migraines)! I so wish this dad had been my dad. I’m confident he’ll get the damage the grandparents have done fixed!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Movies And The Film Industry And They Shared These 53 Hilarious Memes

In the next Superman film, he's slated to play the young Lox Luthor.

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Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

83 Cool Facts That Might Change How You See The World

I love cats, so, SO much. I even wear glasses with cat ears on them.

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Part About Chronic Illness?

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

I have a medical condition that causes local anesthesia to wear off fast. When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I only had 3. Top right was a very quick slice and pull. The bottom 2 were the ones they had to crack. I was given a total of 12 shots, they couldn't give me any more, and the 12th wore off right after they c*****d the 3rd tooth. Because it was already c*****d, they HAD to take it out, and couldn't give me another shot. I was in agony.

50 Strange Things Autopsy Doctors Have Discovered On The Job

Hit by lightning?

40 Wikipedia Articles That Prove Real Life Is Way More Terrifying Than Movies

Kallmekris has also covered it now.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

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People saying she's defending women here haven't really been paying attention. She is virulently against all trans people, to the point that women who don't look womanlike enough are on her crosshairs. Also being anti trans is not being for women, it's just bigotry dressed up. She's ready to deny horrors of the Naži regime just to deny trans people were kîlled by the nažis, she's also attacking cis women who look too "manly", which usually are women of color – coincidence? I think not.

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