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Laserleader • commented on 13 posts 2 days ago

“I’ll Have Your Job By The End Of The Month”: Boss Fires Employee Despite His Warning, Regrets It

As a courier with dashcams we can record anything our car sees, but we don't have to provide it as evidence outside our business unless we want to. As for bad bosses, I have to admit I could be called a bad boss because I found out contractors were not following the contract and breaking laws, and I got upset and demanded they follow laws, but I didn't end the contract as required. And the worst thing was when I refused to memorize their personal schedule (as they are required to clock in and out when THEY choose we don't set schedules) and offered them orders when they were wanting to clock out but CHOSE to take the order anyway and when my Operations Manager sided with me over them they decide to not come back when the contract expired.

40 Mesmerizing Installations By This Artist That Feel Both Beautiful And Unsettling

A lot of these are timelapse photography of something that is removed. Which is not an installation in the art world. It's cool , but really , these are just photographs , not sculptures

“I’ll Have Your Job By The End Of The Month”: Boss Fires Employee Despite His Warning, Regrets It

40 Mesmerizing Installations By This Artist That Feel Both Beautiful And Unsettling

A lot of these are timelapse photography of something that is removed. Which is not an installation in the art world. It's cool , but really , these are just photographs , not sculptures

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

Have you ever heard of a spiny dogfish? We call them ocean puppers in Alaska. I have been chewed on by quite a few, and the largest we ever got was like 4'11". They look like mini leopard shark with light coloration.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

I admit, I quit a place that had an average temp of 95f by the grill, and even worse when washing dishes in extra hot water. I nearly fainted, and walked off the job when my requests for a fan were ignored. Apparently since all my co-workers were fresh Phillipinos, they were used to it and were too afraid to complain, so management didn't bother to get a fan.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

You mean you placed the sponge randomly in the surface while wiping it?

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

This is proper, and fair!

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

There is a precise ratio that is in the food and safety training manuals for a food handlers certificate to allow water with a small amount of bleach for dipping vegetables in before they are WASHED.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

No. Thats not how kids meals work for a business.. and anyone who runs their business with that is failing. I order a kids meal because I can't eat a full meal and I don't believe in waste.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

They have NO food allergies at all.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

Regulars with these demands, need to find another place to eat. There's always better customers.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

What does it matter? They either order or don't eat. I have allergies, and eat out only if I know I can order safely.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

We did the same. She wouldn't eat anything besides hamburger meat and we just fed her fast food burgers until she was stuffed, took one last walk in the park, and took her in.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

Good job. Those are insanely perfect cubes, almost suspiciously AI

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Laserleader • commented on 10 posts 4 days ago

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

Only a fail if he didnt want a logo.

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

That is just funny.

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

And? Its a small case. Did they check the size at all?

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

First?

25 Nepo Babies Who Are A Copy-Paste Of Their Celebrity Parents

Why would people not know whose kid they are if they are an exact copy? Out of 7 kids only one was a copy of my mom, and we took photos of them at the same age and cut them in half together, and there is almost no difference. Looks like a normal face with one side grainy from a real-film photo. Thats what a clone kid is really like.

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Laserleader • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

15 Questions We Get Asked As Tattoo Artists, And Why They Keep Coming Up

Please dont say that! There is always an allergin to someone. I am allergic to propelyne glycol, and it is one of the MAIN ingredients in most tattoo ink. If anyone ever asks TELL THEM THE INGREDIENTS IN THE INK!

15 Questions We Get Asked As Tattoo Artists, And Why They Keep Coming Up

People forget the skin is cells, and the ink is filling a cell, so the thinner and smaller the line the harder it is for cells to hold.

15 Questions We Get Asked As Tattoo Artists, And Why They Keep Coming Up

People forget the skin is cells, and the ink is filling a cell, so the thinner and smaller the line the harder it is for cells to hold.

15 Questions We Get Asked As Tattoo Artists, And Why They Keep Coming Up

The ruin is caused by infections that push the ink out and create scars, so further color fixes have to wait years if ever.

15 Questions We Get Asked As Tattoo Artists, And Why They Keep Coming Up

Somehow I took that as a literal question... as in "will your hand get tired and you will make a mistake?".

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

We dont mess with sea Otters in alaska. We have tales of the Kushtika otter people that will lure you into the water and turn you into one of them. Thats why you never turn your back on one, and always back away facing it.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

Wow, thats a lot of abuused people in one house

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Laserleader • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

51 Painful Times Life Gave People Lemons And Absolutely No Way To Make Lemonade (New Pics)

True, but having a safe space is needed, so we made my dogs kennel into a padded snuggle room, with a blanket, so they would automatically take a nap in it. Otherwise their separation anxiety was so bad out roommates complained about the barking and howling at the front door when we left the house for any length of time.

Woman Freezes When She Goes To Pay For Her Wedding Dress, As She Didn’t Expect She Had To Leave A Tip

I KNOW... I have a delivery business but we don't require or ask for tips, and every program has a simple setting button to turn tipping screens off. You can ALWAYS run a transaction a second time if they want to add extra money as a gift. I say, "unless you need to add or change anything your total is..." and they can consider adding another delivery or an extra amount, but never feel pressure to tip.

51 Painful Times Life Gave People Lemons And Absolutely No Way To Make Lemonade (New Pics)

Woman Freezes When She Goes To Pay For Her Wedding Dress, As She Didn’t Expect She Had To Leave A Tip

43 Beloved Celebrities That Are Not That Nice In Real Life, According To People Who Met Them

Late 80' my parents wouldnt let me watch his shows or listen to his vynal comedy records anymore. Apparently what he was doing got around back then in Southern California. So, I always knew... and no one ever belived me either.

43 Beloved Celebrities That Are Not That Nice In Real Life, According To People Who Met Them

Bright sunlight, made me lift my phone up and people thought I was gonna post videos of them parking badly and loading in a non loading zone. I couldn't see the screen.

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Laserleader • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

Is it ADHD or Autism when someone has to say something to you three times for you to understand? The first time you are aware something is happening, the second time you actually focus on the information for analysis, and the third time you have filtered the possibilities and have a response. Or is that just neurological?

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

A silent disco Autistic body moving No song on ear pod

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

A silent disco Autistic body moving No song on ear pod

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

I try to stop myself but I always bring up a personal comparison, and I know that others can reflect their own insecurity and take it as boastful, competitive or selfish...but how else can I show that not only do they have my full attention, but I also understand what they are going through?

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

Phases of no socks for a decade, bootie socks only for 5 years, fluffy socks only for 6 years, but NEVER sleep in socks.

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

I fear this will happen if I get diagnosed, but then so many people around me are practically telling me that I am, and those are the only people I would even care about sharing a diagnosis with anyway.

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

Autism is like the color green. There's more yellow or more blue but it is still green. It can be confusing because everyone else is yellow or blue or red, and they have some traits but are not the same as a green.

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

What? How did you get the description of me from my family? Literally how my mom describes me.

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Laserleader • commented on 13 posts 2 days ago

“I’ll Have Your Job By The End Of The Month”: Boss Fires Employee Despite His Warning, Regrets It

As a courier with dashcams we can record anything our car sees, but we don't have to provide it as evidence outside our business unless we want to. As for bad bosses, I have to admit I could be called a bad boss because I found out contractors were not following the contract and breaking laws, and I got upset and demanded they follow laws, but I didn't end the contract as required. And the worst thing was when I refused to memorize their personal schedule (as they are required to clock in and out when THEY choose we don't set schedules) and offered them orders when they were wanting to clock out but had not yet and then they CHOSE to take the order anyway and when my Operations Manager sided with me over them they decide to not come back when the contract expired.

40 Mesmerizing Installations By This Artist That Feel Both Beautiful And Unsettling

A lot of these are timelapse photography of something that is removed. Which is not an installation in the art world. It's cool , but really , these are just photographs , not sculptures

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

You mean you placed the sponge randomly in the surface while wiping it?

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

This is proper, and fair!

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

There is a precise ratio that is in the food and safety training manuals for a food handlers certificate to allow water with a small amount of bleach for dipping vegetables in before they are WASHED.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

No. Thats not how kids meals work for a business.. and anyone who runs their business with that is failing. I order a kids meal because I can't eat a full meal and I don't believe in waste.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

They have NO food allergies at all.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

Regulars with these demands, need to find another place to eat. There's always better customers.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

What does it matter? They either order or don't eat. I have allergies, and eat out only if I know I can order safely.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

We did the same. She wouldn't eat anything besides hamburger meat and we just fed her fast food burgers until she was stuffed, took one last walk in the park, and took her in.

77 Brutally Honest Posts About The Restaurant Industry That Would Make Anthony Bourdain Proud (New Pics)

Good job. Those are insanely perfect cubes, almost suspiciously AI

Laserleader • commented on 7 posts 4 days ago

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

Yes, but like Bill Cosby, whose antics were publicly KNOWN in the late 1980's, no one cared to believe them until he confessed a little himself.

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

Only a fail if he didnt want a logo.

49 Times People Got Ridiculous Things From Temu And Couldn’t Be Mad Because They Did It To Themselves

That is just funny.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 4 days ago

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Americas 'president' right now.

Laserleader • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

79 Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be On The Autism Spectrum

At 40+ I am finally going to get my weirdness checked out. I have always known about my ADHD, previously called ADD with mutiple learning disabilities, Dyslexia, Working Memeory Disorder, with fixation issues and severe depression. I have never fit in anywhere but I have forced myself to be a part of society, and I have every few friends because most people think I'm annoying and talk too much when I do actually talk. Husband says I might have a touch of the "'-Tism".

“The Pink Color In Himalayan Pink Salt Is Mostly Rust”: 61 Cool Facts That Might Surprise You (New Pics)

Ummm. You mean it started. It shifts us one hour off from the rest of the world STARTING in the spring and ENDING in the fall. We spend more time ON daylight savings than off it.

"One Way To Bite The Competition": Beauty Pageant Contestant's Teeth Fall Out On Stage In Viral Video

Given what fell out, they’re clearly not veneers, as veneers are very thin “covers” glued to the teeth once they’ve been painfully sanded. I once saw some … things on Amazon that were a flat, straight line of teeth that are meant to be heated and then pressed against the gums, and the price was crazy, like $10. I gather they’re for people with no teeth who can’t afford dentistry, and given the price, i instantly thought “m**h,” but I’ve never seen ‘em in real life. (Or maybe I did and didn’t know it? I don’t think so; they looked like a solid block of teeth and not individual teeth.) But you’re absolutely right: Everything ELSE on a pageant contest (and many women who aren’t!) is false, so why *not* he teeth? There’s clearly no line is fake (・人・) and bottoms are allowed!

53 Throwback Posts That Instantly Take You Back To Simpler Times

The kid in front is absolutely âddicted. The second from right looks like he's already experiencing withdrawal symptoms. (They could by my brothers.)

“Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Creepy?”: 15 Morbid Celebrity Stories That Raised Eyebrows

I bet the anti-aborttionists despise this idea, because birth is "sacred". They wont care if a 5 year old has a baby, but a grandmother daring to use available science to create a new family member that is wanted and loved is horrible because it wasn't "natural".

“Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Creepy?”: 15 Morbid Celebrity Stories That Raised Eyebrows

As long as the child is loved why do people care? Honestly, people need to sit back and look at the whole picture in these cases that challenge what is the average way children are conceived. As long as it isn’t an incestuous conception, and as long as the child is wanted and loved, what is the problem??

“Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Creepy?”: 15 Morbid Celebrity Stories That Raised Eyebrows

It's not like she used her own egg and her son's s***m. Legally, she's mother to a child whose genetic parents are her son and another woman. There's nothing weird about that.

“Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Creepy?”: 15 Morbid Celebrity Stories That Raised Eyebrows

So three life sentences and he is eligible for parole. 'Life sentence' meaning the life of what? A cicada?

“Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Creepy?”: 15 Morbid Celebrity Stories That Raised Eyebrows

Should read "Charlize Theron's mother protected herself and daughter against viòlent and abúsive husband"

Laserleader • upvoted 10 items 2 weeks ago

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

The mens one is a 3 month supply and the womens one is only 2 months

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

Ive seen these pics before... when there was no figures and apparently no one could tell which to use. Meaningless rendering since it was funnier just to have the bathroom talkers on one side and those who wish to be silent on the other.

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

I like guys that don't cheat on their wives....but that's just me.

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

Inconceivable

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

I don't think that word means what they think it means.

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

It's not at all unusual for Amazon to list the exact same product from several different suppliers at different prices. Yes, pointless gendering of the colours, but a false conclusion that the price difference is related.

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

How to prevent your children from becoming autonomous adults and keep them under your control. 🙄

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

They're made of the same material. It's a "pink tax" thing.

“These Are Exactly The Same”: 53 Products So Aggressively Gendered They Look Like A Joke (New Pics)

Half the population isn't enough of an economy of scale.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Movies And The Film Industry And They Shared These 53 Hilarious Memes

Isn't the ring the one that could control all the others and that's why Sauron wants it back?

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