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BeefCowJr • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

I call them terrorists. Sometimes I wonder what they do when they're not trying to k**l and kidnap people. I can't imagine they live good lives. They've got to be reigning terror in their own homes.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Copper crosses probably

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

I call them terrorists. Sometimes I wonder what they do when they're not trying to k**l and kidnap people. I can't imagine they live good lives. They've got to be reigning terror in their own homes.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Copper crosses probably

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Your ICE is sounding more and more like the Gestapo of WWII.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Nah. That's the start of dehumanization. We don't truck with dehuminazation 'round these parts. Don't truck with it for minorities, nor with the LGBTQIA+ community, nor even with the religious. It always starts with the "jokes".

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Yes. Everyone is allowed to vote... that's how democracy works 🤦🏻‍♂️

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BeefCowJr • upvoted 33 items 6 months ago

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Cops Asked If They Could Look Around Our Yard Last Night. I Was Wondering How They Got Into Our Neighbor's Yard So Quickly

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tool is censored ???good grief....your AI has the vocabulary of pubescent private shool boys

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

use for stabbing BP censor for over doing his/her work; censored the word "tool". Very weird!!!

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

To ol. Ffs BP what is wrong with this word and with you?

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

What's the matter with the term "tool"? Explain, please!

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Really BP, you censored tool? As in kitchen or garden.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

We’re censoring tool now?

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This must be what you see when you inhale correction fluid vapors for too long...

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

The "marbles" are semiprecious stones. Very nice.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Nah this is different. "Chinese" checkers was a board game invented in Germany. This might be the OG game that inspired it though.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

A work of art having three panels. It can be displayed open or closed. https://asulahpokokna.pages.dev/past-https-www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/triptych-68e4754fbd4c6-jpeg.jpg

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Dude, what you think is clever is really boring as hell. Time to drop the whole “witch” routine. That horse is beyond dead, so please stop beating the d**n thing.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

yes, a little re-useable appointment book, generally used by society ladies. You would write on them in pencil, and then wash it off at the end of the week to re-use. I think the "pages" were generally made from ivory.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

On the obverse it says "Drink more Ovaltine".

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

A What?

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

I have a stone mortar and pestle. They are not very like this.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

*the British Museum has entered the chat*

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Russian-made, apparently.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

All the ones I've owned/seen are made of stone/marble

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Isn't this a piece of spyware? I seem ti recall seeing something like that before used in spying for messages or micro dots

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

If it's truly from the 1700s, the script, even in English, may be hard to read. A word like success wouldn't like that in 1700s script, it would actually look like sucesF. Also if it's in cursive (harder to see in this image), a lot of people can't read cursive anymore

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

I haven't seen any that look like this, so I wouldn't have known. I have seen them as a small bowl made of some sort of stone. I thought it was some sort of bell.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

It's NOT a sextoy.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Why the actual fork are we censoring 'poison' now?

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

T00L ffs BP.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

why did they censor tool

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Tool. Just a tool.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

I looked it up. Feuerzangenbowle appears to be a German mulled wine

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

I've never personally seen an iron one before, so I wouldn't have known.

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Seriously, they censored balls?!!

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

My grandpa is an oddfellow. They're a funny bunch of men. At least most Swedish chapters seem to mostly be men being soft friends in secret. Because friendship isn't manly or something.

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BeefCowJr • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

People In This Group Help Solve Mysteries About Weird Objects From Over 100 Years Ago

Ah, the ol' "Good Decisions Center"

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BeefCowJr • commented on 17 posts 6 months ago

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Ah, the ol' "Good Decisions Center"

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It's terrible, sure, but at least they filled in the potholes. Maybe Illinois could take a lesson.

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We've got Aldi(however you pluralize it) in the US, too.

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I looked it up, and that mall looks very much like a place where one could at least love /like/ a king.

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50 Old People Who Haven’t Got The Hang Of The Internet Blessed Us With Unintentional Comedy Gold

Oh gersh I think he was my uncle (kind of) (based on the date, name, and age.)

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They're more to the original post. There's also a picture of a really, really, REALLY nasty Chevy truck.

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

I mean, if that's the way he learned to work on cars, or just his personal preference, who cares?

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

No idea what this thing is, but it looks like a blast to use.

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

...and occasionally, notes on the floor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Martin)

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

Now you have to find a Cuban. Give him 30 minutes, a bag of rubber bands, and a flathead screwdriver and he'll have it good as new.

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Yes, those things are the best!!!

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BeefCowJr • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

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Not to be confused with Kale-igula, my favorite plant-based emperor.

“The Largest Man-Made Whirlpool Ever”: 41 Shocking Stories From History That Are Somehow True

If I'm not mistaken, Parker has fallen violently ill from drinking seawater, and everyone (including him) knew that he wasn't going to survive, so that chose to, uh, make him useful in the end.

“The Largest Man-Made Whirlpool Ever”: 41 Shocking Stories From History That Are Somehow True

Shoot, and I was planning to name MY long-winded rant "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones."

BeefCowJr • upvoted 20 items 5 months ago

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Yes. Everyone is allowed to vote... that's how democracy works 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I call them terrorists. Sometimes I wonder what they do when they're not trying to k**l and kidnap people. I can't imagine they live good lives. They've got to be reigning terror in their own homes.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Your ICE is sounding more and more like the Gestapo of WWII.

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Copper crosses probably

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