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Paul Brake

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Paul Brake • commented on 10 posts 6 years ago

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

People in the UK can always just stand inside the doorway of Marks & Spencer for instant relief (if you can still find one)

Woman Feels 'Violated' When A Man Uses A Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her

Who gives a c**p? (pun intended)

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

People in the UK can always just stand inside the doorway of Marks & Spencer for instant relief (if you can still find one)

Woman Feels 'Violated' When A Man Uses A Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her

Who gives a c**p? (pun intended)

Japanese Artists Reimagine Countries And Their Flags As Anime Characters For 2020 Tokyo Olympics (30 Pics)

Americamp

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Paul Brake • upvoted an item 6 years ago

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured

Being that rude was totally necessary. 🙄

Paul Brake • commented on 2 posts 7 years ago

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

When you realize you forgot about the phone in your pocket that missed getting destroyed to hide evidence

Guy Tries Pre-Workout Powder He Finds At Work, And Side Effects Are So Strong He Writes Hilarious Amazon Review

It's not unique nor new (been around since the 70s). There are thousands of different brands out there--it's called "Creatine"; a natural substance which does have an itch side effect on SMALL percentage of people. But hardly worthy of the hype that is being made of here.

Paul Brake • upvoted 4 items 7 years ago

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

Somebody's salty. Also, why make homophobic insults? That's not very woke.

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

That email disappeared.

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

Somebody's salty. Also, why make homophobic insults? That's not very woke.

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

That email disappeared.

Guy Tries Pre-Workout Powder He Finds At Work, And Side Effects Are So Strong He Writes Hilarious Amazon Review

Coffee is a chemical too. You sound dumb af. A drug is anything that creates a physiological change in the body. Doesn't matter if it's naturally found on earth or made in a lab. Also, plenty of plants will kill you. The logic is absurd.

People Are Calling This Student Racist After She Posts Photos Of Her Prom Dress Online

Yup - I don't see the restaurant owners complaining about our love of Chinese food. Why should clothes be any different?

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Paul Brake • commented on 10 posts 8 years ago

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Wanna save the planet and reduce packaging? Take your lazy a*s to Staples

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Yep, lazy a*s people like the ones who have arthritis and are unable to peel fruit. Does nobody think these days?

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Wanna save the planet and reduce packaging? Take your lazy a*s to Staples

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Yep, lazy a*s people like the ones who have arthritis and are unable to peel fruit. Does nobody think these days?

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

It's a special wrap so you can microwave them at faster times. I guess while complaining about what was thought as "unnecessary packaging" Weh Yeoh missed the abbreviation "micro" for "microwave" Duh!

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

Nothing screams, "I'm mentally mature enough to debate US laws" than filling your bag with Tampax. Now quickly down-vote this to hide my free speech that doesn't line up with your beliefs.

Woman Sick Of Men Spreading Legs In Subway Gets Revenge, And Here's How Men Respond

My God, there is more important things in this world to worry and/or complain about! If only all of our problems plateaued at how someone sits.

Mom Gets Criticized Over Son’s Zombie Cake Photo Shoot, Reveals The Heartbreaking Secret Behind It

Of course she could always just bring her child up the way the PC crowd demands which seems to be a contributing factor for increased teen suicides and school shootings.

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

I think no matter if it's same sex or not, why do we need to use sex to sell? I mean, when I put on a suit the last thing I am thinking about is slamming my tongue down someones throat. In all honesty, the advertisers do this, not for tolerance, but for sensationalism. They WANT to be controversial, antagonistic, etc. because it drives up the exposure of the advert. The LBGT crowd are just being used as a tool for them to increase revenues.

36 Times People Found Some Strange Leaves In Their Food, And Complained About It Online

It's scary how dumb so many people are these days

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

And how many more people at 320 million? Context matters.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

And his first 2 years when Democrats had complete control? Did nothing.

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Paul Brake • upvoted 12 items 8 years ago

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

No.

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

Odd of being killed in a mass shooting 0.000001% - about the same as winning a state lottery. Even less for school kids. Odds of falling down stairs and dying in your own home are 3 times as likely. Perhaps some perspective? Clear backpacks are useless - but the stupidity belongs to those that are requiring them or creating 'security theatre'. All of this is moronic - so why are they requiring dumb and pointless things? My guess is to create this kind of press.

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

No.

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

To bad yall did not have the clear back packs sooner. Could have prevented a kid from storing a 9" knife in their back pack. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stoneman-douglas-high-school-students-arrested-for-bringing-weapons-to-school/

Woman Sick Of Men Spreading Legs In Subway Gets Revenge, And Here's How Men Respond

When you have too much time and no life you see crotches everywhere. ^^

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

LOVE THE TIRE!

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

OOOOO! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THESE?! THIS IS NEAT! HEY LIZ N. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE "NUT" HOUSES?! BECAUSE IT THOSE KIND OF REMIND ME OF MY ROOTS, CALLED FAMILY!

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

I love this article...it reminds me of my roots!

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

I think it's the idea of an exchange of bodily fluids which is rather icky for public advertising, regardless of the orientation of the couple.

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

To be fair, I don't want to see anybody kissing. I don't mind adverts of people holding hands or hugging, but I find open mouth kissing a bit cringy!

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Because everything was so great when he was in office? Obama is no monster but he’s the embodiment of a centrist democrat and that’s not good enough to be king.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

David, Germany already got all their homocides out of the way when Hitler banned all ownership of firearms from the Jewish People. See how well that worked out.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Yes, spot on Mr. EX President. Now go back to your rich lifestyle with your security guards who are armed to the tooth and nail with firearms, and then tell Chicago how much you care about your hometown, yet Chicago has the strictest gun laws and the highest gun crime rate in the country.

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Paul Brake • commented on 10 posts 6 years ago

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

People in the UK can always just stand inside the doorway of Marks & Spencer for instant relief (if you can still find one)

Woman Feels 'Violated' When A Man Uses A Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her

Who gives a c**p? (pun intended)

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

He easily walked across the Southern border (like everyone else)

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

I'm pretty sure Hera, Hercules, and Zeus were not cartoon characters either.

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

There is a cut scene where Bernie is covered in Old Spice aftershave to explain the smell. Guaranteed to replicate that dead body stench.

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

Isn't that what everyone already does on Instagram?

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

Dollar Shave Club

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

Has anyone seen a nurse after a 16 hour shift in the emergency room?

30 Things Overlooked In Movies That Bother People

Isn't that how it works in the real world?

Japanese Artists Reimagine Countries And Their Flags As Anime Characters For 2020 Tokyo Olympics (30 Pics)

Americamp

Paul Brake • commented on 2 posts 7 years ago

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

When you realize you forgot about the phone in your pocket that missed getting destroyed to hide evidence

Guy Tries Pre-Workout Powder He Finds At Work, And Side Effects Are So Strong He Writes Hilarious Amazon Review

Paul Brake • commented on 8 posts 8 years ago

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Wanna save the planet and reduce packaging? Take your lazy a*s to Staples

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Yep, lazy a*s people like the ones who have arthritis and are unable to peel fruit. Does nobody think these days?

109 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, People Couldn't Stay Silent Any Longer

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

Nothing screams, "I'm mentally mature enough to debate US laws" than filling your bag with Tampax. Now quickly down-vote this to hide my free speech that doesn't line up with your beliefs.

Woman Sick Of Men Spreading Legs In Subway Gets Revenge, And Here's How Men Respond

My God, there is more important things in this world to worry and/or complain about! If only all of our problems plateaued at how someone sits.

Mom Gets Criticized Over Son’s Zombie Cake Photo Shoot, Reveals The Heartbreaking Secret Behind It

Of course she could always just bring her child up the way the PC crowd demands which seems to be a contributing factor for increased teen suicides and school shootings.

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

36 Times People Found Some Strange Leaves In Their Food, And Complained About It Online

It's scary how dumb so many people are these days

Paul Brake • upvoted an item 6 years ago

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured

Being that rude was totally necessary. 🙄

Paul Brake • upvoted 7 items 7 years ago

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

Somebody's salty. Also, why make homophobic insults? That's not very woke.

30 Funny Memes People That Travel Will Relate To

That email disappeared.

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

LOVE THE TIRE!

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

OOOOO! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THESE?! THIS IS NEAT! HEY LIZ N. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE "NUT" HOUSES?! BECAUSE IT THOSE KIND OF REMIND ME OF MY ROOTS, CALLED FAMILY!

Forgotten Places In Staten Island, Ny

I love this article...it reminds me of my roots!

Guy Tries Pre-Workout Powder He Finds At Work, And Side Effects Are So Strong He Writes Hilarious Amazon Review

People Are Calling This Student Racist After She Posts Photos Of Her Prom Dress Online

Yup - I don't see the restaurant owners complaining about our love of Chinese food. Why should clothes be any different?

Paul Brake • upvoted 12 items 8 years ago

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

No.

Parkland Students Are Trolling Their Mandatory Clear Backpacks By Carrying Things That Scare Conservatives The Most

Woman Sick Of Men Spreading Legs In Subway Gets Revenge, And Here's How Men Respond

When you have too much time and no life you see crotches everywhere. ^^

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

Because everything was so great when he was in office? Obama is no monster but he’s the embodiment of a centrist democrat and that’s not good enough to be king.

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

To be fair, I don't want to see anybody kissing. I don't mind adverts of people holding hands or hugging, but I find open mouth kissing a bit cringy!

Same-Sex Ads Just Lost This Suit Company 10,000 Instagram Followers, And Here Are The Pics That Caused It

I think it's the idea of an exchange of bodily fluids which is rather icky for public advertising, regardless of the orientation of the couple.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

David, Germany already got all their homocides out of the way when Hitler banned all ownership of firearms from the Jewish People. See how well that worked out.

52 Brutally Honest Reactions To The Gun Situation In America That Will Make You Think

142 Times People Found Stuff In Their Parents' Houses That Was Too Weird For Them To Handle

you're no slouch yourself

142 Times People Found Stuff In Their Parents' Houses That Was Too Weird For Them To Handle

Well, he is a successful businessman and won president election. So if he is supposed to be a stupid troll, I really wonder what you are.

142 Times People Found Stuff In Their Parents' Houses That Was Too Weird For Them To Handle

and Hillary couldn't even beat that, sad

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