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the dancing demon (she/her)
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i like science, I'm trans, pansexual, aceflux and polyamorous also i am autistic, dyslexic, hypermobile and a bunch of other disabilities , and I'm generally a strange person
30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today

ItsSUCHaLongStory reply
When our eldest was still an infant, my husband and I were arguing because I was pissed that he didn’t do any of their care without being asked. When things were really whipped up and heated, he had the nerve to say, “but you’re so much better at it!” So I screamed, “THEN GET GOOD! Jesus Christ, you think I instinctively knew any of this s**t, or enjoy changing dirty diapers? Man the F**K UP!” Most of his weaponized incompetence pretty much stopped that day.
These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)
30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today

ItsSUCHaLongStory reply
When our eldest was still an infant, my husband and I were arguing because I was pissed that he didn’t do any of their care without being asked. When things were really whipped up and heated, he had the nerve to say, “but you’re so much better at it!” So I screamed, “THEN GET GOOD! Jesus Christ, you think I instinctively knew any of this s**t, or enjoy changing dirty diapers? Man the F**K UP!” Most of his weaponized incompetence pretty much stopped that day.

Swimminginsarcasm reply
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.














