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Alloydog

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Alloydog

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Old git, been on this planet for over half a century.
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Alloydog • upvoted 25 items 3 years ago

Art & Design, Celebrities

I Paint Portraits Of Popular Figures On Vinyl Records, Here Are 29 Of Them (New Pics)

Art & Design, Visual Art

This Artist Makes Hyperrealistic Paintings, And Here Are His 19 Sketches That Show Off His Skills

Art & Design, Celebrities

I Paint Portraits Of Popular Figures On Vinyl Records, Here Are 29 Of Them (New Pics)

Art & Design, Visual Art

This Artist Makes Hyperrealistic Paintings, And Here Are His 19 Sketches That Show Off His Skills

Art & Design, Food

This 39-Year-Old Korean Food Artist Makes The Cutest Meals (55 Pics)

Art & Design, Hobbies

I Make Fantastic-Looking Animals Out Of Velvet Clay And Casting Resin (50 New Pics)

The Previous Owner Of My New Home Left A Few Things In The Attic. This Card Slipped Out When I Moved The Bag

Cool-Old-School-Pics

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Copper mug is best with a Moscow Mule in it

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Edit only to add thanks and for clarification. My SO was a kind dear man, who played Santa Claus at nursing homes and literally rescued every lost kitty he ever met. We had very good years. And I live in assisted Living. That's why I lost so many. Plus we were very hard hit. We're rural, and in the first wave we had 75 cases. It's still active. I want to make this person to forcibly French kiss a known COVID ridden petri dish every day for 14 days. I lost my SO of 16 years, and 27 other friends to COVID. The only reason I really wouldn't do it,is I don't know any COVID petri dishes I dislike that much. This one infuriates me. .

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

Oh lucky you, I thought the special delivery was incoming...

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

This screams adult toy

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

Cousin Sit?

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Hope that they contacted someone - this is one of the public rental type bikes, they would probably like it back.

Screw You Pinterest

Magnet Fishing

I Gotta Fever, And The Only Prescription, Is More Cowbell!

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

This isn't to stop sleeping, it's to stop skateboards etc.

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

How about we not stigmatize people with HIV? Thanks.

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

Well OK, Robert.

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

I think it’s to stop skateboarding down curb.

This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats' "Murder Mittens" And Here Are Their 50 Best Pics (New Pics)

I love that there’s so many black cats in this list!

50 “Colorized Photos That Make History Look Truly Stunning”, As Shared By This Twitter Account

British. It's a Vickers Light Tank. The British Expeditionary Force was in France to provide defence from the outbreak of the war until the German invasion. A period known in the UK as the "phoney war".

Art & Design

We Gave Disposable Cameras To Kids In The Slums Of Kampala And Told Them To Photograph Their Lives. Here's How It Went.

Hear Them Out

Church Signs

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Alloydog • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

50 Photos From The Past That Can Only Be Labeled As "Cool"

and he has the rainbow braces he wore in Mork & Mindy! Cool!

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Nice find, but look's like a modern ornament, as opposed to a real, old, one.

50 Photos From The Past That Can Only Be Labeled As "Cool"

and he has the rainbow braces he wore in Mork & Mindy! Cool!

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Nice find, but look's like a modern ornament, as opposed to a real, old, one.

206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

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206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMLhS3xFG0&ab_channel=BladexTV

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

No, it's a barrier, intended to stop people walking on the grating the other side of it.

This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats' "Murder Mittens" And Here Are Their 50 Best Pics (New Pics)

I was going to cooment that I was glad there were so many black cats here: Apparently because of superstious b******t (in the 21st century!), black cats are the most abandonded/dumped and abused variety of cats. Our beastie, Sulo, our boy Alex's Vincent van Goth and his girlfriend's Apollo are all black beauties! <3

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Not much has changed then, other than top hats aren't in fashion at the mo'.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

So, "Slow-moving-sloth", your true identity is revealed!

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Nowadays, he'd probably pepper-spray them in the face, cuff 'em and haul them back to the station for humilating body searches and interogation without parents or legal council.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

To paraphrase @Caro Caro "Aaaand still fighting for equal human rights"

This Online Group Is Sharing Posts Of ‘People Making Bad Decisions With Their Ads’, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Examples

while not the best BP article, this is what I come here for. I am really unitterested in these "Am I The Arsehole for..." or "Wife Castrates Husband After Shagging The Neighbour's Lama, Internet Divived Over Opinion" type posts where someone does something that might ruffle a few feathers, but they really want attention, so they blast out the story for all to see. I guess Andy Warhol was right.

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Alloydog • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Relive One Moment Of Your Life, What Would You Do? (Closed)

Alloydog • submitted a new post 4 years ago

I Made Hair-Ties From Mask Straps...

Alloydog • submitted 2 new posts 5 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Context-Related Advertising Has Made You Go "Hmmm…"? (Closed)

I'm Collecting Translations!

Alloydog • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Relive One Moment Of Your Life, What Would You Do? (Closed)

Alloydog • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space For Secrets You Want To Get Off Your Chest

Alloydog • submitted 10 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Rescue Pet’s Name And Picture?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Ad You've Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Context-Related Advertising Has Made You Go "Hmmm…"? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Drawing Or A Picture Of An Eye That You Made (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something Weird Or Creepy You Have In Your Home (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Stop Believing In Santa, And Why? (Closed)

What’s The Lowest Grade You've Ever Had And Why? (Ended)

Alloydog • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

50 Photos From The Past That Can Only Be Labeled As "Cool"

and he has the rainbow braces he wore in Mork & Mindy! Cool!

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Nice find, but look's like a modern ornament, as opposed to a real, old, one.

206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

https://asulahpokokna.pages.dev/past-https-www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/hulk-6304ffd74bfeb.png

206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMLhS3xFG0&ab_channel=BladexTV

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

No, it's a barrier, intended to stop people walking on the grating the other side of it.

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

As a fellow Robert, I stand united with this guy! :D

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

It's doubley funny, as from my childhood, "tat" was another word for useless/very poor quality stuff, as in "I can't wear any of these, they're just tat!" So, it's Junk for Humanity!

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

I don't see it. What's funny about "industriantractors"

This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats' "Murder Mittens" And Here Are Their 50 Best Pics (New Pics)

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Not much has changed then, other than top hats aren't in fashion at the mo'.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

So, "Slow-moving-sloth", your true identity is revealed!

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

Nowadays, he'd probably pepper-spray them in the face, cuff 'em and haul them back to the station for humilating body searches and interogation without parents or legal council.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Life 50-100 Years Ago And They Might Put Things In A New Perspective

To paraphrase @Caro Caro "Aaaand still fighting for equal human rights"

This Online Group Is Sharing Posts Of ‘People Making Bad Decisions With Their Ads’, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Examples

People In This Group Are Sharing The 30 Best And Worst Examples Of ‘Urban Planning’

Trying to work out what is wrong with that ;)

Guest Accuses Airbnb Host Of Supposedly Putting Dog Food Into Their Spaghetti, Ex-Employee Tells The Horrific Tale

To be honest, alcohol fuelled party pieces aside (OK, sometimes I was sober because I was driving), I would be pretty f***ed off if someone claimed food contained one thing, but was actually something else. I would never feed anyone petfood as either a joke or out of spite. If it was a matter of starvation, I might conceal it was petfood, as the person eating it might feel too repulsed to eat and put their own health in jepardy.

Guest Accuses Airbnb Host Of Supposedly Putting Dog Food Into Their Spaghetti, Ex-Employee Tells The Horrific Tale

i don't know about other countries, but in the UK, pet food has to be fit for human comsumption. With that in mind, in my younger days, I used bring that up in conversations at parties and them go on to eat a portion of dog and/or cat food, is any was available. Believe it or not, the cheaper "minced up" foods were much meatier than the more expensive stuff that was pressed in to cubes of "whole meat". Too get the meaty chunks look, the food is minced into a real fine textureless paste. Where as the cheaper foods just had the meat ground up, so it still had texture and there was recognisable bits of vegetables in there as well. If I had to pick a favourite, it would have been Co-Op cat food - tasty and chewy.

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

I tried that once, back when I lived in the UK. When the lady at the petrol station realised what was happening, she ran out shreiking at me and hit the emergency stop! :P

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

Not sure it is for a funeral. I mean, I would be even more disturbed with the writing on a loved one's casket: Spray 1st coat sealer Apply filler ?lush fill & wipe ??uff sand Spray washcoat Spray ? coats stain Putty & sand

"Some Images": 50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Holy sh!t!

Alloydog • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

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The Previous Owner Of My New Home Left A Few Things In The Attic. This Card Slipped Out When I Moved The Bag

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I Make Fantastic-Looking Animals Out Of Velvet Clay And Casting Resin (50 New Pics)

Cool-Old-School-Pics

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Copper mug is best with a Moscow Mule in it

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

Oh lucky you, I thought the special delivery was incoming...

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

This screams adult toy

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

Cousin Sit?

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Hope that they contacted someone - this is one of the public rental type bikes, they would probably like it back.

Magnet Fishing

I Gotta Fever, And The Only Prescription, Is More Cowbell!

Screw You Pinterest

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

I think it’s to stop skateboarding down curb.

"Hostile Design": This Twitter Account Is Sharing 35 Sad And Infuriating Examples Of Design Against Humanity

This isn't to stop sleeping, it's to stop skateboards etc.

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

How about we not stigmatize people with HIV? Thanks.

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

Well OK, Robert.

Church Signs

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