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Onion Patch Petunia
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Have lived through all but the first 6 years of the sound era in films. Loved every moment of it spent in a darkened theater sharing an experience with others!
My philosophy of life:
It isn't all milk and honey but a smile will keep it from turning to vinegar.
Onion Patch Petunia • submitted a list addition 2 years ago
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Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does?
I can completely (and I mean completely) zone out on cue. I figured out how to do it a while back and all I really have to do is imagine something really boring (usually I imagine a bare concrete wall) and block out everything else and then boom I'm unresponsive and completely zoned out. But it usually stops after 5 minutes or so. Is that weird?Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does?
I can completely (and I mean completely) zone out on cue. I figured out how to do it a while back and all I really have to do is imagine something really boring (usually I imagine a bare concrete wall) and block out everything else and then boom I'm unresponsive and completely zoned out. But it usually stops after 5 minutes or so. Is that weird?Hey Pandas, What’s The Luckiest Thing That Ever Happened To You?
I had to cancel meeting in person with a "friend" from a chatting room in 90s when I was 13 as my family decided to visit my grandma that weekend. Never heard of him again and I just couldn't understand why. Took me years to realize what could have happened.
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Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does?
I can completely (and I mean completely) zone out on cue. I figured out how to do it a while back and all I really have to do is imagine something really boring (usually I imagine a bare concrete wall) and block out everything else and then boom I'm unresponsive and completely zoned out. But it usually stops after 5 minutes or so. Is that weird?Hey Pandas, What’s The Luckiest Thing That Ever Happened To You?
I had to cancel meeting in person with a "friend" from a chatting room in 90s when I was 13 as my family decided to visit my grandma that weekend. Never heard of him again and I just couldn't understand why. Took me years to realize what could have happened.Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Shouldn't Have Been Created?
The internet. I keep hearing how it is a wonderful invention but then on the other hand how it has ruined everything. It is a good job I do not have this internet. I would not know what to do with it.Hey Pandas, What Cooking/Food Preparation/Food Saving Tip Can You Recommend To People?
Here's a fun one I learned recently, which is helpful for those who may not have a vacuum sealer. Put whatever it is you want to "vacuum seal" is a resealable bag (like a Ziploc), and close up the bag, but leave only a 1 inch opening. Then slowly submerge your bagged food in a pot or large container of water. Submerge most of the bag into the water, aside from the open hole, then seal up the bag. Voila, vacuum sealed food. Gotta give it up to YouTuber and former Masterchef contestant Nick DiGiovanni for showing me that trick. Helped with these massive pork chops I wasn't able to cook recently.
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